quote:Televisions will eventually grow so large that families will be forced to watch TV from outside their homes, peering in through the window. Random wolf attacks will make viewing more dangerous.
quote:Mars is finally explored and colonized simply because it's an even cheaper place to produce television shows than Canada. Producers cheer this cost-saving move but, typically, some New Yorkers complain when the latest "Law & Order" series depicts Manhattan as having a jagged red landscape and two small moons.
quote:Twenty-four-hour news channels, desperate for even more coverage, will conspire with NASA to alter Earth's orbit, creating a 25-hour day. Fox News's attempt to create a 26th hour will result in volcanic eruptions, and Bill O'Reilly will perish in a lava flow.
Posted by TheTick (Member # 2883) on :
quote:Bill O'Reilly will perish in a lava flow.
...to be rescued just before death by a sith lord. Strangely, O'Reilly is LESS annoying in a black plastic suit.
Posted by Shepherd (Member # 7380) on :
*breathing* "Chris Matthews, I am your father"
Posted by mackillian (Member # 586) on :
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