Hatrack River Forum: A terrible idea for a thread

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Posted by Dan_raven (Member # 3383) on :

Trolling Phrases.

Have you ever thought of a silly line that, upon reflection, is just a glimpse of your inner Troll. We can't post these lines because they are unfair, outrageious, stupid, and disturbing.

They can also be funny.

So here is a thread for you to post all those witty remarks that are just to obnoxious for the rest of Hatrack.

And NO ARGUEING.

These are throw away lines, not points of debate or actual opinions.

I'll go first.

quote:
Look on the bright side, Gay couples don't have abortions

Posted by katharina (Member # 827) on :

quote:
I'm sorry you think that.

Posted by BannaOj (Member # 3206) on :

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At least OSC doesn't write about heaving bosoms and fishnet stockings

... oh wait, I actually said that...

Posted by Eruve Nandiriel (Member # 5677) on :

kat- [ROFL]

Posted by Darth_Mauve (Member # 4709) on :

And you said it like it was a good thing.

Posted by BannaOj (Member # 3206) on :

Ahh Darth_Mauve I've missed you putting the Ssssith in Ssssithy!

Posted by The Pixiest (Member # 1863) on :

quote:

For there's certain thrills that lesbian love simply can not supply
Like payin' for abortions from a sperm gone awry.

-- Two Nice Girls "I Spent My Last Ten Dollars (On Birth Control and Beer)"

Sorry Dan, your troll made me think of that =)

Ok, here's my troll.. Truely horrible things are easy to think of... Keeping it PG-13 is harder.

quote:

I don't know what the Israelis and Palestinians are fighting over? Why would anyone want to live in that dirty little strip of desert anyway??

Pix

Posted by Telperion the Silver (Member # 6074) on :

quote:
People in brick houses shouldn't throw s@*%.

Mmmmm... yes... release the inner troll...

Posted by Jay (Member # 5786) on :

quote:
Liberals are like.....

Oh wait.... Better not

Posted by katharina (Member # 827) on :

quote:
Apparently Hatrack is where you are a viking.

Posted by romanylass (Member # 6306) on :

I believe you believe that.

Posted by Book (Member # 5500) on :

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OMG i cant beleieve you still beleive in god lol it's not the stone age enymore ROFLMAO

Posted by Beren One Hand (Member # 3403) on :

quote:
I don't dislike you. I don't care enough about you to dislike you.

Posted by Little_Doctor (Member # 6635) on :

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If you believe that, you should be given a death sentence yourself!

That didn't really happen, but ooh it's so mean!

Posted by Beanny (Member # 7109) on :

[ROFL]

(Book)

Posted by advice for robots (Member # 2544) on :

quote:
Prove you're not a bigot.

Posted by Papa Moose (Member # 1992) on :

Aw, bless your heart.

Posted by SteveRogers (Member # 7130) on :

afr, check out the Story Title Game

Evil Me:

quote:
Blind people can't see us being mean to them, so what do we have to worry?

That really is mean. I should slap myself. *slap* Ow! [Cry]

Posted by El JT de Spang (Member # 7742) on :

quote:
It's a miracle against evolution that you survived puberty

Posted by Narnia (Member # 1071) on :

quote:
Anyone that votes for Bush is either stupid...or selfish.

And no, I'm not creative enough to think that up all by myself. I actually heard someone say that (out loud) in all seriousness last September. [Smile]

Posted by advice for robots (Member # 2544) on :

quote:
Originally posted by SteveRogers:
afr, check out the Story Title Game

Yeah, I killed it without even having the last post. It's a new record! :)

Posted by Shepherd (Member # 7380) on :

Stay silent and be thought a fool, open your mouth and remove all doubt.

Posted by Stray (Member # 4056) on :

quote:
You're living proof against intelligent design theory. If God had made you Himself, I'm sure He would never have botched the job so badly.

Posted by Enigmatic (Member # 7785) on :

"Anyone who posts on a forum must have no life at all."

Posted by Dan_raven (Member # 3383) on :

This forum is life. Life as we know it, only better.

Posted by Book (Member # 5500) on :

quote:
How can we have a culture of life and still have the death penalty?

Hmm....

Posted by skillery (Member # 6209) on :

quote:
Do you have to like OSC or his writing to be a member here?

Posted by Dan_raven (Member # 3383) on :

Seen on two T-Shirt Advertisements:

"Rainbows are just Gay" under by a Rainbow Coalition logo.
"Have Sex. Do it for the Children!"

Posted by beatnix19 (Member # 5836) on :

"That's funnier than two midgets wrestling!"