Awesome! But I stink at this game! My computer's too slow!
Posted by ketchupqueen (Member # 6877) on :
I wasn't very good at it at first, but if you keep playing, it gets easier. The key is to be at the right altitude.
Posted by Raia (Member # 4700) on :
quote: Welcome to Heaven! Enjoy the beer volcano and stripper factory!
O_O
Posted by ketchupqueen (Member # 6877) on :
My high score so far is 5700.
Posted by ketchupqueen (Member # 6877) on :
Haha! 6150! See, it just keeps getting easier.
Posted by kmbboots (Member # 8576) on :
I especially like that you get into heaven no matter how much you suck! Theologically sound, this game!
Posted by Raia (Member # 4700) on :
Except for the beer and strippers...
Posted by Raia (Member # 4700) on :
I'm sorry, I can't seem to get past that.
Posted by Derrell (Member # 6062) on :
That can't be Heaven. Where's the endless supply of barbecued baby?
Posted by ketchupqueen (Member # 6877) on :
Raia, have you read the original website about Flying Spaghetti Monsterism? It might explain a few things.
Posted by Kwea (Member # 2199) on :
That's a by-product of the stripper factory, isn't it?
Posted by Mr.Funny (Member # 4467) on :
I got 7150.
[Edit: Scratch that, 7250.]
Posted by The Pixiest (Member # 1863) on :
Avast!
Normally the stripper factory and the beer volcano would touch off my prudishness. But with everything else going on with the FSM I'm willing to forgive it.
And you will too once you have been touched by His noodly appendage.
Pirate Pix, who drinks no beer that is not straight from the Volcano.
Posted by MoonRabbit (Member # 3652) on :
Sorry for pirating your thread, be I. Me brain be atrophied. Arr.
Posted by Treason (Member # 7587) on :
A pirate walks into a bar with this enormous steering wheel stuck down his pants. The bartender can’t help but ask, “What’s with the steering wheel?” “ARRRRGGH,” the pirate answers, “it’s drivin’ me nuts.”
Q: how much does a pirate pay for corn on the cob? A: a buck an ear.
Posted by mr_porteiro_head (Member # 4644) on :
>.<
Posted by Enigmatic (Member # 7785) on :
I got 7450! edit: 7750 Toward the end of the game it seems hard to even find unconverted targets to aim for.