Puns for Thanksgiving, as the old chestnut goes. Or, as OSC trip'd a fan and had to go to sleep early, I figure we can get a few puns in before the janitor comes through and stuffs us out the door while flipping the bird.
So, dig in!
Posted by Eaquae Legit (Member # 3063) on :
I'd post a pun, but I have to go gobble down dinner right now.
Posted by Bob_Scopatz (Member # 1227) on :
S'okay. Your nap kin wait though.
Posted by El JT de Spang (Member # 7742) on :
I cry fowl on that last one.
Posted by ssywak (Member # 807) on :
Two points for Spang! (Is that a birdie?)
Posted by Enigmatic (Member # 7785) on :
This year instead of the normal red glop that's usually served with turkey we're going to have a more colorful side dish, something made from mashed up fruits of every color of the rainbow instead of just the usual one. I really can't wait to try the crayonberry sauce.
--Enigmatic
Posted by punwit (Member # 6388) on :
Rather than posting the perfect Gibe lets Gravytate towards expressing love for our fellow pun kin.
Posted by Bob_Scopatz (Member # 1227) on :
<pies punwit> Posted by Derrell (Member # 6062) on :
Was that a pun kin pie? Posted by Elizabeth (Member # 5218) on :
Man, I thought we were going to squash these pun threads. I mean, you people just keep yammering on. They are so corny.
However, it is a good time of year to get cash I can always pump kin for money.
Posted by Princess Leah (Member # 6026) on :
I was going to post something else about a "pun kin pie", but it's already been copied once. And I won't do it again because I'd have no respect for a person who ganks thieving punners' words.
Posted by Bob_Scopatz (Member # 1227) on :
I think you all're tureen way too hard.
Posted by Princess Leah (Member # 6026) on :
Ouch! Now my feelings are hurt. Don't pecan us like that.
Posted by Bob_Scopatz (Member # 1227) on :
I wasn't going to do anything today but I Macys the moment and watch the parade.
- Enigmatic.
Posted by Elizabeth (Member # 5218) on :
You know those little meatballs evryone serves? They are nothing but a pet teaser.
Posted by Tante Shvester (Member # 8202) on :
I swapped glassed of juice with my husband, but then we got nabbed for in cider trading.
I'm just trying to keep a breast of these Thanksgiving puns, but you'll have to forgive me if I just wing it.
Posted by Tante Shvester (Member # 8202) on :
I yam loving this punning!
Posted by punwit (Member # 6388) on :
A friend in the service likes to tell the story of two young men that were detailed to repair aging tanks. This duo was quite talented and almost never lost a patient. On the rare occaision that they were unable to revive a dying tank, they became inconsolable. My friend likes to share this story right before dinner this time of year. It's his way of offering up a Tanks Grieving Pair.
Posted by Elizabeth (Member # 5218) on :
I hope they did not drink too much and have tummy aches the mourning after Tanks Grieving, Punwit.
Posted by Dan_raven (Member # 3383) on :
Sorry, I don't have time to pun. I must study for my small fruit biology exam. Yes, I must Cram-Berries.
Posted by dkw (Member # 3264) on :
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