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Posted by Advent 115 (Member # 8914) on :
 
If you could have Godly powers would you be naughty or a goody two shoes?
 

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Posted by Altáriël of Dorthonion (Member # 6473) on :
 

Oooo Don't ask me that...
 

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Posted by Primal Curve (Member # 3587) on :
 
What is this a dobie of?
 

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Posted by Advent 115 (Member # 8914) on :
 
Let me correct that. There all better.

Come on, why not tell us what kind of naughty things you would do with those kind of powers?
 

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Posted by Altáriël of Dorthonion (Member # 6473) on :
 
I still don't get the dobie.
 

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Posted by Advent 115 (Member # 8914) on :
 
What whould you do with such power Primal?
 

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Posted by Blayne Bradley (Member # 8565) on :
 
All virgin gamers would upon prayer, be given beautiful girl friends but at a catch. They'ld be better at gamer then the gamer and thus cursed with the cruel fate of never being able to rack upmore frags then their gf.

I'ld also be the god of the internet and I'ld crack down on kiddie porn and punish them with enternal tormet as their internet service provider will be forever slow at an enternal crawl.
 

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Posted by smitty (Member # 8855) on :
 
I find this thread blasphemous. Be gone, heathens.
 

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Posted by Dr Strangelove (Member # 8331) on :
 
Ok, so is this a dobie, or can someone dobie it? It has some potential methinks. That, in fact, raises an interesting point of speculation. If you dobie, and no one knows its a dobie, and then someone dobies your dobie ... umm ... then .... uhhh ... ok, rephrase that to pointless rambling speculation.
 

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Posted by Goody Scrivener (Member # 6742) on :
 
<~~ already a Goody... wearing two shoes...
 

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Posted by Mindbowels (Member # 7407) on :
 
The game Black and White 2 lets you do just that. AND, have a pet!
 

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Posted by Amanecer (Member # 4068) on :
 
If I had godly powers I think I'd be about the same as now. Sometimes good and selfless. Sometimes naughty and selfish. I'd cure world hunger, but I'd also make sure I was filthy rich.
 

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Posted by Advent 115 (Member # 8914) on :
 
Blayne, That. Is. Evil.

I'm glad someone here has some imagination.
 

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Posted by dawnmaria (Member # 4142) on :
 
I would make my husband be a woman for one whole month. And I would deny him chocolate or salty food. Bwaaahaaahaaa!
 

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Posted by smitty (Member # 8855) on :
 
Dive power currupts divinely.
 

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Posted by Carrie (Member # 394) on :
 
Sign me up and call me Hermes.
 

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Posted by Juxtapose (Member # 8837) on :
 
I'd make strange objects fall out of the sky at random times, just to see people's reactions.

That would probably last me a few centuries, in terms of amusement. Then I'd spend a few decades making everyone's lives resemble sitcoms just enough so that people never make the connection, but have a tiny feeling in the back of their heads that "something is horribly wrong."

And of course, there would be days I wake up extra mischevious and would decide to have an "inside-out day" or "everybody is slightly drunk day."

On the other hand, I'd have some benevolent practices. Dryers would actually return all the socks you put into them. Polite aliens would make peaceful contact, and people wouldn't go insane. Races and sexes would suddenly find each other just a little more comprehensible. People would always have enough quarters for the washing machine, busses, and the occaisonal arcade game.

Also, dinosaurs.
 

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Posted by The Pixiest (Member # 1863) on :
 
I would appear to all terrorists in the world and tell them they would indeed get 72 virgins when they martyred themselves... but that they would all look like this: http://www.realrealfunny.com/gallery/images/taender.jpg

I would give spammers a rash. One boil for every individual bit of spam they sent out.

I would smite SBC for making me wait 82 minutes on hold... and counting... (Make that 95 minutes and then they told me to call back tomorrow.)

Pix
 

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Posted by Advent 115 (Member # 8914) on :
 
I like your idea Jux. But I think I would drop flesh eating teddy bears, that when killed two would take its place (Hydra effect).

Oh, and I'd give dogs the power of speach so that when many are barking at once it would be even more annoying.
 

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Posted by Juxtapose (Member # 8837) on :
 
Those are good ones too, Advent. Also, I've decided there would be a moose population explosion. The world needs more moose.

Pixiest, I second your plan regarding spammers.
 

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Posted by erosomniac (Member # 6834) on :
 
One word: clowns.
 

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Posted by Juxtapose (Member # 8837) on :
 
Man, that's your answer for everything. That time we drank 18 beers in one night, you tried to blame clowns.
 

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Posted by Advent 115 (Member # 8914) on :
 
What do clowns have to do with Gods?
 

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Posted by romanylass (Member # 6306) on :
 
Uh, lesse- no menstruation, chocolate would be a negative calorie food, everyone would be happy and love each other, children would never die, and hot men would all wear kilts.
 

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Posted by Advent 115 (Member # 8914) on :
 
Haven't you learned yet, we already do. Your just not lucky enough to witness us do it.
 

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Posted by pH (Member # 1350) on :
 

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Originally posted by Juxtapose:
Man, that's your answer for everything. That time we drank 18 beers in one night, you tried to blame clowns.

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hot men would all wear kilts.

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