No, I mean it. With your insidious games and theme bars and cute baby pictures and Serenity threads and even the sad deceased author news . . . you are clearly all conspiring to keep me up past my bedtime and make me non-functional tomorrow.
Well, it won't work. Not anymore. I'm on to you now. I'm going to bed!
Posted by Tante Shvester (Member # 8202) on :
Posted by Rico (Member # 7533) on :
Unless you stay up waiting for people to reply to your thread.
See, now you've gone and compounded your own problem.
Posted by Reticulum (Member # 8776) on :
Well, I suppose when you are the destined dictator of third world countries... you are evil. Posted by Carrie (Member # 394) on :
Really?
Thanks.
Posted by Shigosei (Member # 3831) on :
Bwahahah...the Hatcrack addiction is unbreakable.
Posted by Reticulum (Member # 8776) on :
No, I was talking about myself, thank you very much. But, I suppose if you want it, I can give you the position of head of human resources.
Posted by Advent 115 (Member # 8914) on :
HEY! My bar/grill is not evil!
I provide people like Tante, clod, Tinros, yourself and others with a peaceful way to end your day in Hatrack.
Posted by Uprooted (Member # 8353) on :
Well, Advent, I must admit that you've never tried to pressure me into an alcholic drink.
But you are still part of the vast Hatrack conspiracy to keep me from working or sleeping.
Posted by Advent 115 (Member # 8914) on :
Hmm, okay. I can admit to that, but then again I am turning my Bar/Grill into a Inn that includes a Bar and Resteraunt. I may even need to hire a larger staff than just Tinros....
So sleep there when you need to. Posted by Tristan (Member # 1670) on :
quote:I provide people like Tante, clod, Tinros, yourself and others with a peaceful way to end your day in Hatrack.
You, Sir, are providing a public service. I eagerly await the day when you expand your establishment to include a whole board of your own where like-minded people can eat, drink and exchange witty repartees.
Posted by Advent 115 (Member # 8914) on :
Well, we kind of do that already. But on a smaller scale. So come down and enjoy a drink some time Tristan.
And thank you for the complement.
Posted by Tristan (Member # 1670) on :
My pleasure, I assure you.
Posted by Advent 115 (Member # 8914) on :
Is it just me, or is this thread becoming a review of my Bar/Grill?
If so then yeay! My bar is getting noticed!
Posted by Tinros (Member # 8328) on :
^^^employer
<---proud employee
*puffs out chest*
Would anyone like a drink?
Posted by ketchupqueen (Member # 6877) on :
We aren't bad. Our behavior is just not okay.
So there! Posted by Tante Shvester (Member # 8202) on :
quote:Originally posted by ketchupqueen: We aren't bad. Our behavior is just not okay.
Oh, speak for yourself.
I AM bad, even though my behavior is exemplary.
Posted by quidscribis (Member # 5124) on :
Posted by ketchupqueen (Member # 6877) on :
People are not "bad". Except perhaps sociopaths.
Are you a sociopath, Tante?
Posted by Tante Shvester (Member # 8202) on :
No. But I'm off the beaten path.
Posted by ketchupqueen (Member # 6877) on :
That just makes you different. Not bad. Posted by Tante Shvester (Member # 8202) on :
I'm not just an Orthodox Jew, I'm a Rotten-to-the-Core-thedox Jew.
AND, I buy off-brands of ketchup.
Posted by ketchupqueen (Member # 6877) on :
quote:AND, I buy off-brands of ketchup.
As much as I abhor this behavior, it still does not make you a bad person. Now, if you took the Heinz company hostage, forced them to stop making ketchup, and blew up all existing supplies, destroyed all copies of the recipe, and murdered everyone who knew it, that might be a place to start.
Posted by Uprooted (Member # 8353) on :
Oh, it starts off innocently enough. First it's sounding off on Hatrack, then buying off-brands of ketchup, then the next thing you know you are straying off the beaten path, and before you know it you're bumping off Heinz ketchup executives.
Bad, I tell you. Evil.
(edited to make it funnier--how pathetic to be forced to admit that.)
Posted by Tante Shvester (Member # 8202) on :
Uprooted, one more word from you, and I'll make you my thrall. Posted by quidscribis (Member # 5124) on :
And if you're not careful, Uprooted, I might make you my minion. Posted by Uprooted (Member # 8353) on :
No, Tante, I will no longer be cowed by your threatening tactics! This is the thread where I stand up to evil in all its forms! I shall tell everyone that I saw . . . that . . . ummm . . .
what was i saying?
Posted by Uprooted (Member # 8353) on :
*glazed look in eyes*
Her benevolence Tante Shvester is the most benign of shvesters (or is that most benign of tantes?) with only your best interests at heart. And all hail to quidscribis.
Posted by Tante Shvester (Member # 8202) on :
That's better, my dear.
<pockets "thermometer">
Posted by quidscribis (Member # 5124) on :
I approve.
Posted by Carrie (Member # 394) on :
I actually prefer Heinz to Hunt's. Guess I'm crazy, then.
Posted by Advent 115 (Member # 8914) on :
You know, after some thinking maybe I am a bad person. After all I keep getting Uprooted drunk up to her gills every time she comes into my bar, and not stopping her as she sings drunken renditions of Queens "we are the Champions" while I wait for her cab to show up.
I am a bad, bad man.
Plus I work my assistant to the bone with very little pay. (not)
Posted by Uprooted (Member # 8353) on :
Now that is just so not true, Advent. I've only ever had non-alcoholic Freezers there. And nachos. *thinks* At least I don't remember anything like that . . .
Posted by ketchupqueen (Member # 6877) on :
quote:I actually prefer Heinz to Hunt's. Guess I'm crazy, then.
No, that would make you sane. Hunt's is a weak, lame impostor, and shall be smitten with the Ketchup of Righteousness.
And quid, if you're the Antichrist, that means you're not technically a "bad person", just "pure evil", right? Posted by cheiros do ender (Member # 8849) on :
[robot voice]I am all bad people.[/robot voice]
Posted by Advent 115 (Member # 8914) on :
quote:Originally posted by Uprooted: Now that is just so not true, Advent. I've only ever had non-alcoholic Freezers there. And nachos. *thinks* At least I don't remember anything like that . . .
Thats because you tried a Dr. Device. It can cause temporary memory loss.
But I have to say, even wasted you have a beautiful singing voice.
Posted by Shepherd (Member # 7380) on :
The whole point of a doomsday device is to tell people about it.
Posted by Advent 115 (Member # 8914) on :
No. Its the name of one of my drinks at the bar:
Dr. Device - Want to forget what happened today? Take one Dr. Device and you'll feel so good that you won't even care what happened. Just one you’ll be lucky if you remember what your name is, let alone any unpleasant events.
::Warning, can cause temporary memory loss::
Posted by Tinros (Member # 8328) on :
*whispers* psst, Tante- where can I get me one a them thermometers?
Posted by Tante Shvester (Member # 8202) on :
*whispers back* I have no idea what you're talking about.
Posted by Advent 115 (Member # 8914) on :
She means your magic-----MMM! MMMMM!(lips turned to stone)
Posted by Tante Shvester (Member # 8202) on :
You were saying?
Posted by Advent 115 (Member # 8914) on :
(lips return to being flesh)
Uhhh, nothing. I didn't say nothin and I don't see nothin. My lips are sealed.
Posted by 0range7Penguin (Member # 7337) on :
The penguin is truuuly evil. But bad naaaaaaa...
And your voodoo powers don't work on... *KERSPLAT*....what just happened...i was saying *falls of chair*...as i was...*book flies across room at me*...um um um help.... Posted by Advent 115 (Member # 8914) on :
Run little Penguin Dude, RUN!!!
Posted by Tante Shvester (Member # 8202) on :
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But, I suppose if you want it, I can give you the position of head of human resources.
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naaaaaaa...![[Frown]](frown.gif)