I don't know who'd win between Sydney and Jack...but it's going to be entertaining, no matter what!
Posted by JonnyNotSoBravo (Member # 5715) on :
Whatever! Chuck Norris doesn't even know how to die!
Posted by Kasie H (Member # 2120) on :
Wow...this is a contest?
After all, Osama bin Laden's recent proposal for truce is a direct result of him finding out that Jack Bauer is, in fact, still alive.
Posted by calaban (Member # 2516) on :
Bruce Lee could take them all simultaneously.
Posted by Scott R (Member # 567) on :
Bruce Lee is dead.
Not much competition, there.
Posted by zgator (Member # 3833) on :
Not much competition from fictional characters, either.
Posted by calaban (Member # 2516) on :
So I guess by the "alive" rule Chuck norris wins as he is the only real character. And Bruce Lee beat him. Posted by Scott R (Member # 567) on :
quote:Not much competition from fictional characters, either.
:shakes fists:
All right.
So, here's the deal:
Walker, Texas Ranger vs. Sydney Bristow vs. Jack Bauer
Walker STILL dies early on. Even more painfully.
Jack and Sydney are left to contemplate eachother before beginning their tango of destruction.
Posted by zgator (Member # 3833) on :
All right.
Tang Lung (Bruce Lee in Fury of the Dragon) vs. Colt (Chuck Norris).
Colt gets his butt kicked.
Posted by sarcasticmuppet (Member # 5035) on :
Jack would *so* win. Sydney is nothing but a poser.
Posted by SenojRetep (Member # 8614) on :
Jack's not that tough, he's just ruthless. Sidney is very tough, but not ruthless enough. Hand-to-hand, I say Sidney whoops up on Jack; but given a cat and mouse chase game, Jack annihilates her. Especially if he has Chloe on his team, triangulating Sidney's location for him.
Posted by Rico (Member # 7533) on :
When Chuck Norris goes swimming, Chuck Norris doesn't get wet. The water gets Chuck Norrised.
I think we all know that Chuck Norris is the only right answer here. Does Jack Bauer have his own bowflex commercial? I think not!
Posted by EricJamesStone (Member # 5938) on :
> Sydney Bristow vs. Jack Bauer
Well, if you're going to do that matchup, it's only fair to pit Jack Bristow vs. Kim Bauer.
Posted by Zalmoxis (Member # 2327) on :
<---hisses.
Please tell me the vapid blonde wonder is not still on the show. I haven't watched since the end of season two.
<-----still dissappointed that the mountain lion didn't eat her.
Posted by SenojRetep (Member # 8614) on :
quote:Originally posted by Zalmoxis: <---hisses.
Please tell me the vapid blonde wonder is not still on the show. I haven't watched since the end of season two.
<-----still dissappointed that the mountain lion didn't eat her.
*Spoilers* She played prominently (and slightly less annoyingly) in Season 3. As far as I know, and to my everlasting joy, she was entirely absent from Season 4 (but I didn't watch very closely; she might have snuck in) and thus far in Season 5. Imagine my chagrin when she showed up at CTU last episode. And managed to evade the Nerve gas of death along with her annoyingly goatee-d new boyfriend.
<edit> and as for Jack Bristow v. Kim Bauer, I'm going to say Kim would lose to a wet mop so I'm going with the Bristow clan on this one. </edit>
Posted by TrapperKeeper (Member # 7680) on :
Chuck Norris, no contest. Once he lit a match and counted to infinity twice before it got close enough to burn his fingers. Of course it put itself out before reaching his fingers in the interest of preservering the remainder of itself.
Posted by TrapperKeeper (Member # 7680) on :
I'd also have to put Mr. T in the running here. One time he took the 9:00 train home and to this day he still refuses to return it.
Posted by starLisa (Member # 8384) on :
Oh, please. Sydney Bristow? Nuh, uh. It's Jack Bristow who would wipe the floor with those others. And without breaking a sweat, either.
Posted by EricJamesStone (Member # 5938) on :
quote:Originally posted by starLisa: Oh, please. Sydney Bristow? Nuh, uh. It's Jack Bristow who would wipe the floor with those others. And without breaking a sweat, either.
Agreed.
Posted by Sterling (Member # 8096) on :
"This is the Ultimate Showdown... Of Ultimate Destiny..."
Oh. My. God. That was the best thing I've ever seen, Sterling. I love it to death.
I do think that Trogdor would have burninated the lot of them, but that's neither here nor there. Strong Bad should have been included either way.
Posted by SteveRogers (Member # 7130) on :
[ March 07, 2006, 08:31 PM: Message edited by: SteveRogers ]
Posted by Little_Doctor (Member # 6635) on :
quote:Originally posted by calaban: So I guess by the "alive" rule Chuck norris wins as he is the only real character. And Bruce Lee beat him.
Actually, Chuck Norris is the only person to ever beat Bruce Lee in one of his movies. I'd have to look up which movie it is, but I'm 99% sure that it's true.
Posted by Advent 115 (Member # 8914) on :
Man, the rules for this fight are driving me nuts.
Posted by zgator (Member # 3833) on :
quote: Actually, Chuck Norris is the only person to ever beat Bruce Lee in one of his movies.
As far as I know, the only time they fought in a movie was "Way of the Dragon". Bruce Lee won that fight. It was his movie, after all.
Posted by 0range7Penguin (Member # 7337) on :
Jack Bristow is one scary dude. I wouln't want to meet him in a back ally...or any kinda ally for that matter. He is bad*ss though.
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