Evidently, Lindsay Lohan is a firecrotch. She also has freckles coming out of her vagina, and her clitoris is seven feet long.
Like the writer of the article, I have no friggin clue who Brandon Davis is, but he spouts the sort of wisdom I respect the most:
quote:I think {Lindsay Lohan}'s worth about seven million, which means she's really poor. It's disgusting. She lives in a motel.
Thank you, Brandon Davis. Never before have I been more motivated to finish my stab-people-in-the-face-via-the-internet machine!
Posted by pH (Member # 1350) on :
Is Brandon Davis the Incubus guy?
Or is he Brandon something else?
-pH
Posted by erosomniac (Member # 6834) on :
No, that's Brandon Boyd.
Posted by pH (Member # 1350) on :
You know, a good way to get famous is to pick a fight with someone more famous. It worked for the Von Bondies guy with Jack White.
-pH
Posted by fugu13 (Member # 2859) on :
My opinion of Lindsay Lohan just went up a notch. If Paris Hilton hates her, she must be somewhat alright.
Posted by Princess Leah (Member # 6026) on :
We know she is somewhat alright. Back in the day she did The Parent Trap. Wholesome Disney goodness.
*sigh* Back in my day, people had standards. Posted by Destineer (Member # 821) on :
I love The Superficial.
Posted by MightyCow (Member # 9253) on :
Anything Paris Hilton says is automatically wrong. They should really put her in a giant safe and launch it into a nearby star... one that we hate.
Posted by Destineer (Member # 821) on :
If you watch the video, Paris doesn't say much of anything.
Brandon whatshisname, on the other hand...
Posted by ketchupqueen (Member # 6877) on :
quote: a good way to get famous is to pick a fight with someone more famous. It worked for the Von Bondies guy with Jack White.
Who?
Posted by mr_porteiro_head (Member # 4644) on :
quote:Originally posted by ketchupqueen:
quote: a good way to get famous is to pick a fight with someone more famous. It worked for the Von Bondies guy with Jack White.
Who?
My reaction as well.
Posted by Synesthesia (Member # 4774) on :
is he the dood from the White Stripes that sang that cool version of Wayfairing strangers?
Posted by Flaming Toad on a Stick (Member # 9302) on :
Hope that helps.
Posted by Orincoro (Member # 8854) on :
quote:Originally posted by MightyCow: Anything Paris Hilton says is automatically wrong. They should really put her in a giant safe and launch it into a nearby star... one that we hate.
She would say: "That's hot"
This is a fantastic flash video of Paris' various facial expressions. Very amusing.
I think that the ultimate justice for Paris Hilton will be for the world to see what she's like when she's 55. It will be so laughably pathetic Posted by Boris (Member # 6935) on :
Yeah, I don't think Paris is going to live that long. And if she does, she'll probably be a female version of Keith Richards. (Does anyone else think it's hilarious that she has anti-marijuana links on her web page?)
Posted by Juxtapose (Member # 8837) on :
quote:Anything Paris Hilton says is automatically wrong. They should really put her in a giant safe and launch it into a nearby star... one that we hate.
Alternatively, we could simply lock her in a room with some super-awesome-fancy voice recognition transcriber software running. Then we could read that and know exactly what we shouldn't be doing.
"Paris likes coke! Red three, take 'em out." "Roger."
Even the most malignant forces may be used for good under the right circumstances.
Posted by pH (Member # 1350) on :
Actually, the Von Bondies guy vs. Jack White (yes, of the White Stripes) was really good for the Von Bondies. They even got on the bill with the Pixies after that...people started actually caring about who they were.
Me, I think Jack White was kinda hawt, back in his Alex DeLarge Clockwork Orange-lookin' days.
-pH
Posted by erosomniac (Member # 6834) on :
quote:This is a fantastic flash video of Paris' various facial expressions. Very amusing.
L.O.L. Amazing video. Does she think she's the Mona Lisa?
Either way, her expression isn't helping her look any less unattractive.
Posted by Puppy (Member # 6721) on :
I wonder how it would affect these people if they were forced to actually comprehend the degree to which they are held in contempt by all normal, rational human beings.
Posted by Kwea (Member # 2199) on :
Not at al, they keep selling millions of dollars for metch to those same people.
I imagine it is close to the amount of contempt they have for us regular people. Posted by Krankykat (Member # 2410) on :
Scum rises to the surface. It separates sometimes, too.
quote:When he and his cohorts got a look at Brandon Davis Thursday morning hating on Lindsay Lohan, they all agreed: "He's a big, fat, tubby piece of s***."
Howard [Stern] has made a career of saying uncouth things, so you know you're over the line when even HE thinks you're being a jerk.
"It's just evil," Howard says. "Just pure evil coming out of this guy's mouth
It's laughably sad that he thinks he's some kind of wit.
And even sadder that Paris Hilton th---
Well, okay.
Let's not get carried away. Does it actually make me sad? No. But this idiot is pathetic.
Posted by oolung (Member # 8995) on :
the Hour of Hate, today's guest: Paris Hilton, the Stone/Botox? (maybe in a few years) Face! Posted by oolung (Member # 8995) on :
oh, just had a vision of PH in her 50-ties. Have you seen the "Absolutely Fabulous" series? There's this character, Patsy... Posted by pH (Member # 1350) on :
quote:oh, just had a vision of PH in her 50-ties.
That's hot.
Psh, I'll be sexy till I'm 132.
-pH
Posted by katharina (Member # 827) on :
It's a slam book!
Of all the stupid girls, Lindsay is the only one with actual talent and smoking career. It's not a surprise the Mean Girls made a slam book about her.
Posted by El JT de Spang (Member # 7742) on :
If a meterorite were to hit one of the NY hotspots on a night when all of these talentless skanks where inside and totally vaporize it, I would throw a party to celebrate.
Anyone whose idea of a putdown is to say that a person worth 7 million bucks is poor should be stabbed in the jaw with a soldering iron. As should the kid's parents, who managed to turn out a miserable human being; a testament to entitlement.
Posted by erosomniac (Member # 6834) on :
quote:Anyone whose idea of a putdown is to say that a person worth 7 million bucks is poor should be stabbed in the jaw with a soldering iron. As should the kid's parents, who managed to turn out a miserable human being; a testament to entitlement.
If you need me, I'll be the one in the lobby stabbing jaws.
Posted by El JT de Spang (Member # 7742) on :
I want to dislike Dane Cook, because it's clear to me that he's hugely narcissistic. But he's hilarious, so I can't seem to hold my grudge.
Funny forgives a lot with me.
Posted by erosomniac (Member # 6834) on :
quote:I want to dislike Dane Cook, because it's clear to me that he's hugely narcissistic. But he's hilarious, so I can't seem to hold my grudge.
What's even worse for me is that when I stop and think about it, I don't find his stuff nearly as funny and I dislike myself for liking it so damn much.
Then I go back and rewatch/listen and remember.
"MONKEY? YA HERE?!"
Posted by El JT de Spang (Member # 7742) on :
"Get the jelly! ****!"
That bit is awesome. The nothing fight.
Posted by Ozymandias (Member # 9424) on :
Paris Hilton has one facial expression. Seriously, just look at her.
I suggest we send her some ex-lax for her birthday...
Posted by erosomniac (Member # 6834) on :
quote:That bit is awesome. The nothing fight.
Can...can I just...can I just say something?
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