quote: The study, recently published in the journal Methods, also found that booze affects monkeys much the same way it affects people.
"It was not unusual to see some of the monkeys stumble and fall, sway, and vomit," Chen added. "In a few of our heavy drinkers, they would drink until they fell asleep."
It's an interesting read, but all I kept thinking was "Wow, what a great job to have."
--Enigmatic
Posted by Princess Leah (Member # 6026) on :
Do you think a million *drunken* monkeys with typwriters would still come up with "Hamlet"? Or would it be more probable that they produce "Rosencrantz and Guildenstern are Dead"?
Posted by pH (Member # 1350) on :
"Eye of Aragon."
-pH
Posted by Jim-Me (Member # 6426) on :
"Back off man, I'm a scientist."
-Dr. Peter Venkman
Posted by Stephan (Member # 7549) on :
I'm going to start compiling a list of useless research studies.
Posted by vonk (Member # 9027) on :
Will your project of compiling the list be on the list?
Posted by Teshi (Member # 5024) on :
People get paid to research the stupidest things.
Posted by pH (Member # 1350) on :
I propose a study to determine the effects of cocaine on platypi.
Can I have some money now?
-pH
Posted by Xavier (Member # 405) on :
quote:I'm going to start compiling a list of useless research studies.
quote:People get paid to research the stupidest things.
Yes, because research that could provide incites into treating and preventing alcoholism are stupid .
If Brian had presented this article differently, these sorts of comments wouldn't be brought up.
"Hey check this out, scientists are studying the affects of alcohol in other primates to better understand the social and genetic pre-disposition to alcoholism in order to better understand the factors which contribute to human alcoholism."
Would people still come in, and by reading a blurb, dismiss these peoples' work with half a thought?
[ May 26, 2006, 05:02 PM: Message edited by: Xavier ]
Posted by erosomniac (Member # 6834) on :
quote:
Would people still come in, and by reading a blurb, dismiss these people's work with half a thought?
Unfortunately, yes.
Posted by Orincoro (Member # 8854) on :
"Get your paws of me Damn, Dirty, Drunken Ape!"
"Damn YOU!!!!! YOU BLEW IT UP!!! YOU GOT DRUNK AND BLEW IT UP!!! YOOUUU MANIACS!!!!
Posted by Enigmatic (Member # 7785) on :
For the record, my comment of "What a great job to have" was not because I think the research is pointless. It's because I'd like to hang out with monkeys all day, and what better monkeys than monkeys that know how to party?
Yep, just me and the monkeys, doing some shots. No harm could possibly come from that.
--Enigmatic
Posted by xnera (Member # 187) on :
quote:I'm going to start compiling a list of useless research studies.
I want in on this party, Enigmatic. I hope the monkeys start dancing with lampshades on their heads.
-pH
Posted by Teshi (Member # 5024) on :
quote:Would people still come in, and by reading a blurb, dismiss these peoples' work with half a thought?
The article wasn't actually about treating or preventing alcoholism- it did not seem to suggest to me anything that we do not already know about humans and their likelyhood to turn to alcoholism. It was about the effects of alcohol on primates at the simplest level:
quote:The fact that different animals consume very different amounts of ethanol suggests that the neural systems in the brain that govern alcohol consumption differ in macaques as they do in humans.
The article is perhaps more of the problem than the actual study. It reports nothing.
On the other hand, I do see your point, Xavier, and I was a little harsh- we do not know the results of a study until we have completed it. Something in the study could have revealed something very important indeed about alcoholism in humans.
However, upon reading this article again I still wonder what exactly the researchers were looking for. Nothing listed, from when the monkeys use alcohol to when they appeared to show withdrawal symptoms seems to be particularly ambitious on the part of the scientists. It is a pretty well historically established fact that most animals react to alcohol in the same way that humans do. It could be that the article is focusing on the drunk-monkey side rather than any really interesting discoveries.
Or perhaps this is the sort of basic study that goes on all the time before the deep stuff (you know, like "water is wet") and the only reason this particular one gets an article is because it includes drunk monkeys- a misguided attempt at humor- misguided because the article does not read as being deliberately amusing. In this case it is the article that makes a minor study seem like it was attempting to do something important, when in fact it is the following studies (as hinted at by the last sentence) that deserve the attention.
If someone approached me and asked for money to do the research as it is presented by the article my response would probably me that this is a rather odd thing to research. Are we researching the monkeys and their likeness to humans or the alcohol?
So yes, I still say there is something silly about this study.
Posted by Enigmatic (Member # 7785) on :
I propose that we research putting funny little hats on the monkeys, and making them ride dogs like horses, and there is nothing silly about that study!
--Enigmatic
Posted by TheTick (Member # 2883) on :
Put 'em on water skis and you'd make Sportcenter's top 10 every night!
Posted by Enigmatic (Member # 7785) on :
Ha! I just noticed this article linked on the sidebar of that first one: Monkeys Pay to View Sexy Photos! It's not enough that scientists are getting monkeys drunk, they're selling them porno now too!
quote: Camerer said it was "no surprise" that male monkeys "really like looking at female posteriors."
Monkey got BACK!
--Enigmatic
Posted by pooka (Member # 5003) on :
When I read "Drunk monkeys mirror people" I thought it meant that the more drunk they get, the more human they act.
Posted by pH (Member # 1350) on :
Man...these monkeys are getting booze and porn....
Those are some happy monkeys.
-pH
Posted by Jimbo the Clown (Member # 9251) on :
I was more intrigued by the Monkeys Pay to View Sexy Photos, myself.
Posted by Bob_Scopatz (Member # 1227) on :
This is NOT the lab you want to be a graduate research assistant in.
"Um, clean up in cage two!"
"So, like, how many beers does it take before the males can't tell the difference between monkey butt and graduate research assistant butt?"
There's monkeys in there going "normally I don't date outside my species, but you know, I've been cooped up in this cage for awhile, and, for a guy you're kinda cute..."
But don't buy that line! In the morning he'd be all "eek eek" and pretending he doesn't even speak the language!
They're all dogs.
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