That's right! Summer travel season is upon us. Time to hitch yer wagonload of puns to the nearest oxy-moron and hit the trail! I'll pull atcha till we get this one moving.
Posted by Enigmatic (Member # 7785) on :
I'm too tired to think of puns that don't seem flat. Perhaps that'll change when I've got a spare moment.
--Enigmatic
Posted by FlyingCow (Member # 2150) on :
Smackdown 41? Just going to retread this over and over until it's totally out of gas, eh? The next one better be about Doug Adams, or I'll belt ya.
Posted by Dagonee (Member # 5818) on :
This one might be a beach. I might have to resort to aaa thesaurus.
Posted by Princess Leah (Member # 6026) on :
Well, there doesn't seem to be very ex tan sive enthusiam for this topic. Not many puns are showing up, and of the ones that are, summer pretty forced.
Posted by Kwea (Member # 2199) on :
I would try to filter out all the bad puns, but that would leave....well, nothing.
Looks like we need to jump start this thread, it has hardly rotated at all.
Where is Bob? He can wax eloquent, although he does drive me crazy at times.
Posted by erosomniac (Member # 6834) on :
The heady flow of bad puns has left me exhausted. Now that spring is over, I'm experiencing lowered tolerance. The next person to drop a bad pun will find themselves ridden out of town on a rail.
Posted by Swampjedi (Member # 7374) on :
I need a quick primer - how does a Smackdown work? The manifold possibilities have given me a head ache - I need some compression.
Posted by punwit (Member # 6388) on :
The disdain for puns in this thread seems lackluster. Y'all need some instruction on how to fake-a-shunning.
Posted by Bob_Scopatz (Member # 1227) on :
See! Sure is laid back in here. No quest on about that!
Maybe we should change the station, waggin' our fingers doesn't seem to be getting us anywhere. I feel like we're riding backwards.
I was thinking that we could, for amusement, park ourselves and do the perfect wave. Posted by Princess Leah (Member # 6026) on :
The puns are getting better, but I think we still need to see a boost, or see 't fail.
To go out on a limb, on aid-- maybe we need a think tank.
Posted by TrapperKeeper (Member # 7680) on :
The mavs have been trucking in the play offs. Except for Vanhorn. Too bad the Pistons lost.
Posted by Dan_raven (Member # 3383) on :
Oy Vei, K, shun these trips to Pun-land.
Posted by Dagonee (Member # 5818) on :
That one stung, Dan. It left a pun weal.
Posted by Elizabeth (Member # 5218) on :
You know, there is a new annoyance out there in the world. Instead of religion being pedaled door to door or on tv, soccer moms have started in as well.
They are called minivangelists.
Posted by Swampjedi (Member # 7374) on :
That last one was bad enough to give someone gas. O line the walls with soundproof material, she's gonna blow!
Posted by punwit (Member # 6388) on :
Elizabeth, I've heard about a group of soccer mom call girls operating in South LA that wear ties and preach while performing their services. Apparently these Pros El Ties are making money hand over fist (if you'll pardon the visual).
I hope you'll also pardon the sidetrack but I couldn't resist the proseletyze pun.
Posted by Dan_raven (Member # 3383) on :
I just came up with a very long and involved Flat Tier pun to go with the call girl pun, but I remembered this is a family forum.
So we'll leave it to your imagination instead, which should be much worse.
Posted by Bob_Scopatz (Member # 1227) on :
flat tiery will get you everywhere!
(and sometimes all at the same time)
Posted by Elizabeth (Member # 5218) on :
Some families never vacation in tropical areas, especially islands. They stick to dry land. Such is the case with the Veigh's. They have even named the phenomena after them. It is called the Family Veigh Cay Shun.
Posted by Bob_Scopatz (Member # 1227) on :
quote:They stick to dry land
Maybe they should've gotten a lube job first?
Whatever you do this summer, don't fall out of a moving vehicle. You'll get a VERY painful rash. That's why they call it asphalt.
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