I think your thread is bustier. Let's see if my support helps or is negligeeble.
Posted by ketchupqueen (Member # 6877) on :
That made me laugh so much, it's almost indecent.
Posted by Uprooted (Member # 8353) on :
Bob, you are one of the foundations of this forum. Your contributions are unmentionable. You have given me deeper insight into the underpinnings of our society.
Posted by rivka (Member # 4859) on :
A dobie and a pun thread?
Oh, man. >_<
*hides*
Posted by Bob_Scopatz (Member # 1227) on :
I was just trying to elevate things around here.
Posted by jehovoid (Member # 2014) on :
You're really squeezing this one for all it's worth.
Posted by Bob_Scopatz (Member # 1227) on :
<snap>
Posted by Uprooted (Member # 8353) on :
I, for one, feel most uplifted.
Posted by Elizabeth (Member # 5218) on :
Man, I have felt so constricted all day at work, it's about time I start bustling about.
ANd by the way, I think young Master Scopatz is a strapping lad already.
Posted by Dagonee (Member # 5818) on :
rivka, you should have nippled it in the bud this morning when you had the chance. You should have offered posters alcohol - it's proven that people pun less when you booz 'em.
Posted by Dagonee (Member # 5818) on :
It's good to see Liz on a pun thread again. I hope these are new puns your posting - no cutting and pastying.
Posted by Samprimary (Member # 8561) on :
I have faint praise for this thread.
Posted by Megan (Member # 5290) on :
It must be the vapors in the thread that makes your praise only faint. I think this thread is funny right down to the bone. It makes me whale with laughter.
Posted by jehovoid (Member # 2014) on :
I've been struggling to find a way to make a whalebone reference.
Posted by Dan_raven (Member # 3383) on :
Which all goes to beg the question, if you play Golf on a Golf Course, why don't we play Mini-Golf on a corset?
Posted by aspectre (Member # 2222) on :
You don't? "She's a very linky girl... The kind who ain't trapped up for mother."
Posted by Bob_Scopatz (Member # 1227) on :
Okay, now you're all just puttering around. These puns are just getting rough.
Posted by Dagonee (Member # 5818) on :
It's only fair - tit for tat, you might say.
Posted by Shan (Member # 4550) on :
Ever hear the one about the double-barrel slingshot?
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Me, either.
Posted by Uprooted (Member # 8353) on :
This thread is still just taking my breath away.
Posted by Shan (Member # 4550) on :
As long as you can span it with your hands, it will.
Posted by Elizabeth (Member # 5218) on :
I cannot remember the last pun thread. It's terrible to lose your mammary.
Posted by Megan (Member # 5290) on :
Well, if there had been one, I'm sure you would've kept abreast of it.
Posted by Elizabeth (Member # 5218) on :
Nah, I've milked it for all its worth.
Posted by ketchupqueen (Member # 6877) on :
It's nice when a thread has the kind of humor that sticks to your ribs, so to speak. I feel less displaced when I have threads like this that it's a cinch for me to hook into.
Posted by Elizabeth (Member # 5218) on :
Well, I won't hold my breath to see if you're more uptight about this thread later.
Posted by Bob_Scopatz (Member # 1227) on :
I'm glad to see you can all take some not-so-gentle ribbing.
Posted by Uprooted (Member # 8353) on :
I think you all need to just suck it up and tie one on.
Posted by Megan (Member # 5290) on :
This thread is positively laced with innuendo. It makes me gasp!
Posted by Bob_Scopatz (Member # 1227) on :
((((((((((Hatrack))))))))))))
Posted by Morbo (Member # 5309) on :
Help! Our beloved 'Rack is being oppressed!
Posted by Morbo (Member # 5309) on :
Or maybe I'm just paranoid--I am a little tight from nipping at some jugs all night.
Posted by Troubadour (Member # 83) on :
OK.
I'm a lot drunk right now. (been on a sever diet for a month now, and this is the first time I've ad this much to drink since we sarted. Lotsa good wine. Anyway)
About a monthg ago I was finishing up a stint of interstate work for a friend who'd encountered some oversease troubles. My life-partner (soon to be wife) joined me in Sydney for the last part of it. We went to House of Fetish. I said to Jus 'you're not buying ANYTHING' - things are tight at the moment.
She tried on this corset and fishtail full-length skirt. Instantly said that she wasn't leaving the store without it. Wish we could've bought the a-line skirt as well.
My love is now jessica rabbit incarnate.
If JR wore black corsets and satin.
whoa.
Posted by Uprooted (Member # 8353) on :
quote:Originally posted by Troubadour: I'm a lot drunk right now.
Troubadour, I was just kidding when I said to tie one on. You didn't have to take my silly pun so literally! (oh, and Morbo, you too!)
Posted by Morbo (Member # 5309) on :
Oh, don't be so strait-laced, Uprooted!
Posted by Uprooted (Member # 8353) on :
Oh, I'm just stringing you along.
Posted by Megan (Member # 5290) on :
This is such a well-formed thread. Really, nothing's gone to waist at all.
Posted by Dan_raven (Member # 3383) on :
I wish I could squeeze in one more crushing pun that would take your breath away, but my hands are tied. I will stay my hand, less you wail "Bone-head, stop it."
(See I got Whalebone in there.)
Posted by Elizabeth (Member # 5218) on :
You know, we have all these Cons, but I have yet to hear of a SillyCon.
Posted by Dan_raven (Member # 3383) on :
I've been to SillyCon, trust me, the hype is all over inflated. They make mountains out of molehills. Its a real pain in the back, if you know what I mean.
Posted by Morbo (Member # 5309) on :
Water implants are no better--baleen is better than saline.
Posted by Bob_Scopatz (Member # 1227) on :
I have a geologist friend who studies the age of rocks by splitting them open. He's into cleave age.
Posted by Shan (Member # 4550) on :
*groans*
Posted by Uprooted (Member # 8353) on :
Has someone implanted a whole new theme in this thread? Hatrack is certainly well-endowed with punsters.
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(oh, and Morbo, you too!)