Zogi, the High Priest: Do you, Ming the Merciless, Ruler of the Universe, take this Earthling Dale Arden, to be your Empress of the Hour? The Emperor Ming: Of the hour, yes. Zogi, the High Priest: Do you promise to use her as you will? The Emperor Ming: Certainly! Zogi, the High Priest: Not to blast her into space? [Ming glares at Zogi] Zogi, the High Priest: Uh, until such time as you grow weary of her. The Emperor Ming: I do. Dale Arden: I do NOT!
Posted by mr_porteiro_head (Member # 4644) on :
Flash! A-ah He'll save every one of us.
Posted by 0Megabyte (Member # 8624) on :
So, they want Flash Gordon but they haven't greenlighted BSG season 4 yet?
Hollywood is insane...
Posted by Telperion the Silver (Member # 6074) on :
Mmmmm... FLASH! AHHHHH!! Savior of the Universe!
City Commander: General Kala, Flash Gordon approching. General Kala: Vat do you mean, Flash Gordon approching? City Commander: On a Hawkman rocket cycle. Should I inform His Majesty? General Kala: Idiot! The Emperor vould shoot you, if you interrupted his vedding vith this news. Fire when Gordon's in range!
later...
City Commander: General Kala, Ajax returning. General Kala: With Gordon's body? City Commander: I presume so, communications seem to be down for some reason. General Kala: Are they in the proper appoach pattern for today? City Commander: Negative, they are not. General Kala: Open fire! City Commander: On Ajax, General?? General Kala: OPEN FIRE!! All veapons! Now! Charge the Lighting Field. I take personal responsibility, in the Emperor's name.
Posted by plaid (Member # 2393) on :
He's for everyone of us, stand for everyone of us, He'll save with a mighty hand, every man every woman every child - with a mighty flash
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With a bit of retooling, it could be the Ender's Game theme song!
Posted by Artemisia Tridentata (Member # 8746) on :
Bah! Flash Gorden is a punk newcomer. Why not consider bringing back Buzz Cory and the Rocket Rangers. Now those were the good old days.
Posted by Storm Saxon (Member # 3101) on :
The Bor worms!? Not the Bor worms!
Flash Gordon has more awesome in five minutes than Star Wars has in in the entire movie.