They were on Earth the whole time, but in the future.
Posted by quidscribis (Member # 5124) on :
Aw! Posted by TL (Member # 8124) on :
Mr. Glass is evil.
Tyler Durden doesn't exist.
Laura Palmer was killed by her father.
It was all a dream.
Posted by Euripides (Member # 9315) on :
Everyone bloody dies.
Posted by Kama (Member # 3022) on :
quote:Bruce Willis is dead.
It's not funny. My brother actually spoiled the movie for me Posted by Kama (Member # 3022) on :
oh, I'll add my own then.
Ned dies.
Posted by Noemon (Member # 1115) on :
I had someone ruin the same movie, Kama.
Dumbledore dies.
Posted by ClaudiaTherese (Member # 923) on :
Soylent Green is made of people.
Posted by anti_maven (Member # 9789) on :
It was Old Man Cooper. He would have got away with it too if it hadn't been for theose meddling kids.
They all die except Ripley and the cat.
Deckard is a replicant.
They win the big game...
It was all a dream...
Ilsa leaves with Lazlo.
Ooh, I feel dirty now. Posted by Tante Shvester (Member # 8202) on :
Not with a bang, but a whimper.
Posted by Adso (Member # 10151) on :
Andy Dufresne escapes; Frodo destroys the ring; Both Romeo and Juliet die
Oh, and hello all.
Edited to add the unhappy end
Posted by TL (Member # 8124) on :
Hi
Posted by Megan (Member # 5290) on :
Rhett leaves Scarlett.
Dorothy could've gone home all along using the ruby slippers.
The guy across the way from Jimmy Stewart's apartment actually did kill his wife.
Twas beauty killed the beast.
Posted by ketchupqueen (Member # 6877) on :
Nancy Drew gets out of her tight spot just in the nick of time, refuses monetary compensation but is presented with a funky souvenir at a big party where everyone eats a lot of rich food (again), and has a moment of sorrow as she thinks that now she doesn't have a case to solve, little knowing that she will soon be happily (and most probably illegally) chasing another mystery in the next book.
Posted by TL (Member # 8124) on :
Han Solo comes back at the last second and takes out Vader's fighter from behind - everyone gets a medal!
Posted by ketchupqueen (Member # 6877) on :
Luke and Leia are twins. And yes, she kissed him. But she's in love with Han.
Posted by Tante Shvester (Member # 8202) on :
Hamilton Berger loses the case.
Posted by Bella Bee (Member # 7027) on :
Beth dies.
Posted by rivka (Member # 4859) on :
Daniel dies.
Repeatedly.
Posted by katharina (Member # 827) on :
Ripley kills Peter and he gets away with everything.
Posted by Dagonee (Member # 5818) on :
Wash dies.
So does Shepherd Book.
Posted by katharina (Member # 827) on :
Eisenheim and Sophie faked her murder.
Posted by rivka (Member # 4859) on :
All twelve of them did it. And got away with it, too. But he was an evil, evil man, so it's ok.
Posted by Synesthesia (Member # 4774) on :
House will discover what the disease was at the last minute after trying antibiotics and other treatments and failing. The patient will either live or die.
Posted by imogen (Member # 5485) on :
quote: They were on Earth the whole time, but in the future.
Is this BSG?
**
Damia and Afra end up together.
Fred dies.
Fred is reborn as a goddess.
Wesley dies.
The butler did it.
Posted by erosomniac (Member # 6834) on :
14:30:34 March 20, 2007.
...oops.
Posted by Fitz (Member # 4803) on :
quote:Originally posted by imogen:
quote: They were on Earth the whole time, but in the future.
Is this BSG?
I believe that's Planet of the Apes.
Posted by Joldo (Member # 6991) on :
She kills Angel.
Though it gets awfully close and the Scoobies must make many sacrifices, the Apocalypse is averted.
Posted by Lyrhawn (Member # 7039) on :
Mr. Scarlet did it.
Actually Mrs. Peacock did it.
Okay, ACTUALLY the Butler did it.
Maybe they ALL did it.
Communism was only a red herring.
[ January 30, 2007, 02:45 PM: Message edited by: Lyrhawn ]
Posted by Mucus (Member # 9735) on :
Your Social Security cheque won't exist by the time you retire.
Posted by Dan_raven (Member # 3383) on :
They are all Cylons
Kennedy's assasination was a suicide.
The moon landing was faked.
Vader is Lukes brother.
The whole island is really heaven.
ooops. I thought this was wrong spoilers.
Posted by Lisa (Member # 8384) on :
quote:Originally posted by rivka: Daniel dies.
Repeatedly.
Kenny dies. Repeatedly.
Posted by Dr Strangelove (Member # 8331) on :
Peter and Petra get married.
Posted by Evie3217 (Member # 5426) on :
Lyrhawn, don't you know? Mr Green ALWAYS did it. That's just the rule of the game.
Posted by Lyrhawn (Member # 7039) on :
Not the rule of the movie though .
Posted by Olivet (Member # 1104) on :
E.T dies. But he gets better.
Posted by Noemon (Member # 1115) on :
Both Romeo and Juliet kill themselves.
Posted by Dan_raven (Member # 3383) on :
Neither Holmes nor Moriarity die at the falls.
John Wayne dies.
Tinkerbell survives, thanks to your clapping.
Only the mime speaks, and that is "No!"
The whole village is in the modern day world.
Posted by katharina (Member # 827) on :
Theo dies, but Kee and the baby are rescued.
Mr. Rochester has an insane wife hidden in the attic.
Posted by Noemon (Member # 1115) on :
The man he killed wasn't his biological grandfather.
Posted by Uprooted (Member # 8353) on :
Gah! I am such an idiot! I read the Spoilers post. What is my problem?
When I saw the first few I guess I thought I was safe to keep reading. But I didn't want to find out about Jon Snow by reading a spoiler thread. Guess I might as well go read A Feast for Crows now.
And I didn't read the rest of the thread because I don't want to know anything else. So I don't know if anyone else already gave this one away, but--
Santa Claus isn't real.
Posted by Narnia (Member # 1071) on :
Data dies *sniffle*
She killed the kids and herself and all three of them are ghosts.
She's not really dead. It was an elaborate plot to smuggle her away from the evil prince.
Oh, but he's really an illusionist.
His assistant is his twin in disguise.
He kills his own clone after every show.
She's a man, baby!!
Posted by vonk (Member # 9027) on :
Theo dies?! Oh my god, what will Cliff and Clair do? I hope they send Rudy to stay with Grandpa for a while, she's just too fragile for to handle all of those emotions. And he just got accepted to grad school and had his undergrad ceremony... it was so beautiful... WE'LL MISS YOU THEO!!!
Posted by BlackBlade (Member # 8376) on :
Wyatt Earp kills all the cowboys, loses a brother, leaves his opium addicted wife and runs of with Josie Marcus.
Aliens from the depths of the ocean, caused the tsunami and are currently controlling the one that is about to destroy much of humanity, they want us to stop fighting.
They weren't actually living in the past, their village was simply cut off from the rest of the world.
Indiana Jones gets the artifact he is trying to find, but does not hold on to it.
Posted by Kama (Member # 3022) on :
Trinity dies.
Posted by mr_porteiro_head (Member # 4644) on :
quote:Frodo destroys the ring;
No he doesn't.
Posted by TomDavidson (Member # 124) on :
One of them is a cop.
They all die.
Everyone dies except them, and they get away with the money.
He's done all this before, but can't remember it.
They're not really terrorists.
Posted by Lisa (Member # 8384) on :
It doesn't do anything.
Posted by rivka (Member # 4859) on :
vonk, given the fate of the real-life son on whom Theo was based, that wasn't very funny.
Lisa, you may not be aware that I have a no-tolerance policy on that particular phrase. Please don't take this personally.
*kills Lisa*
Posted by Tante Shvester (Member # 8202) on :
*stays rivka's hand*
*revives Lisa*
Posted by Tara (Member # 10030) on :
The king returns.
So does the jedi.
Roger breaks the conch.
Odysseus gets home.
The Holy Grail is under the glass pyramid thing.
Posted by Puffy Treat (Member # 7210) on :
It's a cookbook.
Posted by Tara (Member # 10030) on :
quote:Originally posted by Noemon:
Dumbledore dies.
No he doesn't. Posted by Puffy Treat (Member # 7210) on :
According to J.K. Rowling, Dumbledore really -is- dead. Just sayin'.
Posted by BlackBlade (Member # 8376) on :
quote:Originally posted by Tara:
quote:Originally posted by Noemon:
Dumbledore dies.
No he doesn't.
Hoo Boy, now you've done it.
The Matrix is a computer program powered by human beings harvested by machines for bioelectrical power.
The Aliens just wanted to say hi, they will contact us later.
Posted by Puffy Treat (Member # 7210) on :
"Ducard" is really Ra's Al Ghul!
Posted by MightyCow (Member # 9253) on :
James doesn't live happily ever after.
Posted by Jon Boy (Member # 4284) on :
King Arthur and the Knights of the Round Table are all arrested before they reach the Grail.
Posted by Puffy Treat (Member # 7210) on :
Extraterrestrials really -have- invaded...but all they do is play with the lights and let human paranoia take care of the rest.
Posted by Bella Bee (Member # 7027) on :
Kirk dies.
Bonnie Butler and Melly Wilkes die.
Brian is crucified.
Cinderella lives happily ever after.
Mice paid for the Earth to be built.
Rick makes Ilsa get on the plane with Victor.
Posted by rivka (Member # 4859) on :
quote:Originally posted by Bella Bee: Kirk dies.
True. But not that time. No, that either. And it was close, but not quite that time.
Posted by Joldo (Member # 6991) on :
Micheal's British girlfriend is mentally retarded, I'm afraid.
Posted by TheSeeingHand (Member # 8349) on :
quote:Micheal's British girlfriend is mentally retarded, I'm afraid.
You're awesome!
The door at the top of the tower leads back to the desert.
Sheik is really Zelda.
Wilson shoots Gatsby.
Jafar wishes he was a genie and becomes trapped in a lamp.
Jekyll and Hyde are the same person.
Posted by Silent E (Member # 8840) on :
It wasn't a child; it was a very short Andaman Island native.
The horse did it, because the victim was trying to fix the race.
They weren't really with the CIA, but James Earl Jones was really with the NSA.
Gwydion is really the High King.
Oh, and I know who killed Asmodean. It was
Posted by MightyCow (Member # 9253) on :
The princess is in another castle.
Posted by Lyrhawn (Member # 7039) on :
quote:Originally posted by Jon Boy: King Arthur and the Knights of the Round Table are all arrested before they reach the Grail.
Actually only Arthur, Lancelot and Bedevere are arrested.
Galahad and Robin were killed at the Bridge of Death.
Posted by pH (Member # 1350) on :
Bishop is a robot. So is Winona Ryder.
-pH
Posted by rivka (Member # 4859) on :
He didn't choose the princess OR the tiger.
Posted by Belle (Member # 2314) on :
The South lost the Civil War. Yes, I know, try to deal. At least we still have NASCAR and the Allman Brothers.
Posted by mr_porteiro_head (Member # 4644) on :
Susan Calvin was right.
Posted by Belle (Member # 2314) on :
Gandalf dies, then gets better.
Boromir dies, and doesn't.
Posted by Will B (Member # 7931) on :
...and that's why Saturn is coming up on the horizon. (Extra points to whoever identifies that movie.)
Posted by Launchywiggin (Member # 9116) on :
HAL kills the astronauts.
Then something about an old guy in a room and a baby in the womb.
Posted by Adso (Member # 10151) on :
Jesus is resurrected.
Judas isn't.
Posted by pH (Member # 1350) on :
Or else he turns into Dracula! And has sex with Jeri Ryan on the ceiling.
-pH
Posted by SenojRetep (Member # 8614) on :
Jocasta is really his mother
Norman thinks he's really his mother
The judge pretended to be dead, and killed them all (before killing himself)
The person who wins the lottery gets stoned
Hooker only pretends to shoot Gondorff, and the "FBI" guys are all conmen
Samus Aran is actually a woman
The buried treasure is just a tablet that says "Peace on Earth"
The criminals posed as security guys to sneak the money out of the vault
Posted by Puffy Treat (Member # 7210) on :
You think it's aliens fighting a human farmer, but it's really -humans- fighting an -alien- farmer!
Posted by Puffy Treat (Member # 7210) on :
By the way, Janet Leigh will be murdered before the film is even a third over. Posted by ClaudiaTherese (Member # 923) on :
There really was a one-armed man, and it was all a big business conspiracy.
Clarence gets his wings when the townspeople cough back up the money.
It's all a set-up to get to the doll, which was used to carry heroin.
He verifies it when his boat runs into the wall.
Rebecca gets pregnant with someone else's child, then dies.
Posted by Tante Shvester (Member # 8202) on :
quote:Originally posted by Silent E: It wasn't a child; it was a very short Andaman Island native.
Posted by brojack17 (Member # 9189) on :
quote:Originally posted by Fitz:
quote:Originally posted by imogen:
quote: They were on Earth the whole time, but in the future.
Is this BSG?
I believe that's Planet of the Apes.
Then shouldn't it be
"We did it to ourselves!"
Posted by brojack17 (Member # 9189) on :
The galaxy is on a pendant around the cat's neck.
Jack is drinking again and crazy.
Sydney's boyfriend is the real killer. Then her ex-(dead)-boyfriends mother is the killer. Then... who really cares!
Dirk Digler has a big penis after all.
H.I. and Ed return the baby.
Henry and Julia live happily ever after with their gold.
Marty get's back to the future. Then back from the future. Then back to the future again.
Wilbur does not get eaten.
The Grinch's heart grows three sizes and he saves Christmas and is converted.
Posted by vonk (Member # 9027) on :
quote:vonk, given the fate of the real-life son on whom Theo was based, that wasn't very funny.
*looks up what happened to Bill Cosby's son*
Good golly! I didn't know that. That's aweful! I was only talking about the fictional characters, but if it was in bad taste, I certainly apologize.
Posted by Lisa (Member # 8384) on :
quote:Originally posted by rivka: Lisa, you may not be aware that I have a no-tolerance policy on that particular phrase. Please don't take this personally.
*kills Lisa*
Lisa dies.
Posted by Lisa (Member # 8384) on :
quote:Originally posted by pH: Bishop is a robot. So is Winona Ryder.
Androids. Just sayin'.
Posted by Lisa (Member # 8384) on :
quote:Originally posted by SenojRetep: Hooker only pretends to shoot Gondorff, and the "FBI" guys are all conmen
*squee!*
quote:Originally posted by SenojRetep: The buried treasure is just a tablet that says "Peace on Earth"
Double -- no, triple *squee!*
Posted by Synesthesia (Member # 4774) on :
quote:Originally posted by vonk: Theo dies?! Oh my god, what will Cliff and Clair do? I hope they send Rudy to stay with Grandpa for a while, she's just too fragile for to handle all of those emotions. And he just got accepted to grad school and had his undergrad ceremony... it was so beautiful... WE'LL MISS YOU THEO!!!
Explain...
Posted by SenojRetep (Member # 8614) on :
quote:Originally posted by Lisa:
quote:Originally posted by SenojRetep: Hooker only pretends to shoot Gondorff, and the "FBI" guys are all conmen
*squee!*
quote:Originally posted by SenojRetep: The buried treasure is just a tablet that says "Peace on Earth"
Double -- no, triple *squee!*
I had to look up "squee!" in the Urban Dictionary. I'm still not sure if it indicates a good thing or a bad thing.
Posted by Damien.m (Member # 8462) on :
Nina is the mole.
All blank and no blank make blank a blank blank.
The guy on the floor isnt dead.
The key was in the bath the whole time.
The wife's head is in the box.
He was digging through the wall the whole time.
Posted by vonk (Member # 9027) on :
quote:Originally posted by Synesthesia:
quote:Originally posted by vonk: Theo dies?! Oh my god, what will Cliff and Clair do? I hope they send Rudy to stay with Grandpa for a while, she's just too fragile for to handle all of those emotions. And he just got accepted to grad school and had his undergrad ceremony... it was so beautiful... WE'LL MISS YOU THEO!!!
Explain...
That was the situation at the time of the series finally of The Cosby Show, which had a character named Theo. Theo didn't actually die, but I pretended he did and that the previous post regarding a 'Theo' was referring to Theo Huxtable and that there could be a spoiler for a show that has already ended. It was an attempt at funny that fell flat on it's face because a) it was rather insensitive in the light of new (to me) information, and b) it just wasn't that funny. Sorry to everyone that has to continue bearing the weight of my unfunny.
Posted by Synesthesia (Member # 4774) on :
Oh, ok. Now it makes sense. Thanks ^^
Posted by ketchupqueen (Member # 6877) on :
quote:It wasn't a child; it was a very short Andaman Island native.
*high fives*
Clark Kent IS Superman.
Posted by ketchupqueen (Member # 6877) on :
quote:b) it just wasn't that funny.
(I laughed...)
Posted by vonk (Member # 9027) on :
Thanks ::heart::
(And the fishing works again! )
Posted by Dan_raven (Member # 3383) on :
Wesley gives up on mere humans and other crew members and travels with The Traveler.
Wesley is the Dread Pirate Roberts.
Iocaine Powder is in both drinks.
The Prince wants to start a war over the dead body of his fiance/wife.
Wesley is dead, but gets better.
Wesley really isn't strong enough to fight the prince.
There is a shortage of perfect breasts in the world.
The kid doesn't really mind the kissing at the end of the book.
"As you wish" means "I love you."
There are more spoilers possible for this movie than about any other.
Posted by Lisa (Member # 8384) on :
quote:Originally posted by SenojRetep:
quote:Originally posted by Lisa:
quote:Originally posted by SenojRetep: Hooker only pretends to shoot Gondorff, and the "FBI" guys are all conmen
*squee!*
quote:Originally posted by SenojRetep: The buried treasure is just a tablet that says "Peace on Earth"
Double -- no, triple *squee!*
I had to look up "squee!" in the Urban Dictionary. I'm still not sure if it indicates a good thing or a bad thing.
It's a good thing.
Posted by Lisa (Member # 8384) on :
Rudy is his brother.
The 4400 are from the future.
Jordan Collier is alive.
Sharon is a Cylon
It wasn't a chicken; it was a baby.
The woman in the bandages is his brother.
Chloe didn't get blown up.
It all took place inside of a snow globe.
Posted by SenojRetep (Member # 8614) on :
quote:Originally posted by Lisa: It wasn't a chicken; it was a baby.
Squee! (Did I use it right?)
Posted by ClaudiaTherese (Member # 923) on :
It's more complicated than it looks.
You don't know as much as you think you do.
But, your gut instinctions are better than you give them credit for.
You should've taken better care of your teeth.
You weren't as ugly back then as you thought.
Something new is still just around the corner.
And ...
... they screw you in the drive-thru.
Posted by Lisa (Member # 8384) on :
quote:Originally posted by SenojRetep:
quote:Originally posted by Lisa: It wasn't a chicken; it was a baby.
Squee! (Did I use it right?)
Yep. <big grin>
Posted by Bella Bee (Member # 7027) on :
Jen dies, Joey and Pacey get together.
Tiny Tim did not die.
Anne marries Gilbert.
The Lone Gunmen die.
Dr. Beckett never leaped home.
Posted by Puffy Treat (Member # 7210) on :
Gwen Stacy didn't give away her virginity to Peter Parker. Nope. Despite years and years of being completely in love with him.
Instead, she had a sleazy fling with the Green Goblin, because psychotic middle aged fathers of ex-boyfriends are just so much more sexually attractive than one's true love.
Then she bore him twins. Posted by Synesthesia (Member # 4774) on :
ew
Posted by JennaDean (Member # 8816) on :
quote:Dr. Beckett never leaped home.
Aww, really?
quote:It wasn't a chicken; it was a baby.
<shudder>
Off to lose sleep over that one again. Posted by Lyrhawn (Member # 7039) on :
I shot the sheriff.
But not the deputy.
Posted by brojack17 (Member # 9189) on :
I startled my wife laughing out loud on that one Lyrhawn.
Posted by rivka (Member # 4859) on :
quote:Originally posted by JennaDean:
quote:Dr. Beckett never leaped home.
Aww, really?
Seconded. I'm only up to season 3 . . .
But that's what this thread is all about. Posted by Eaquae Legit (Member # 3063) on :
The A-Team gets out of their sticky situation with no wounds.
Posted by Dan_Frank (Member # 8488) on :
Uprooted, relax. Jon Snow is not revealed to be anyone's child yet. I mean, if you reread the first three books it's abundantly obvious. But nothing concrete is revealed in aFfC.
Posted by Bella Bee (Member # 7027) on :
quote: -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Originally posted by JennaDean:
quote: -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Dr. Beckett never leaped home. --------------------------------------------------------------------------------
Yeah, really. But there's good reason why not, so it's not totally downbeat.
Posted by Eduardo St. Elmo (Member # 9566) on :
The A-Team gets out of their sticky situation with no wounds.
How 'bout the episode where BA gets shot in the leg?
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Macros isn't dead; the gods punished him for his hubris and now he is bound to a Dasati form, and therefor cannot return to the sphere of reality that is home to Midkemia and Kelewan.
Posted by rivka (Member # 4859) on :
quote:Yeah, really. But there's good reason why not, so it's not totally downbeat.
Posted by imogen (Member # 5485) on :
The Voyager crew made it home.
But only after Janeway totally screwed with the temporal directive.
Posted by JumboWumbo (Member # 10047) on :
quote:Originally posted by Euripides: Everyone bloody dies.
Except Mr. Pink
Posted by Little_Doctor (Member # 6635) on :
quote:Jon Snow is Rhaegar and Lyanna's love child.
Really? I wouldn't be surprised, but it's very soap opera.
Posted by katharina (Member # 827) on :
Beaver caused it.
Posted by Lisa (Member # 8384) on :
Aaron Echolls killed her.
The Blue Meanies become nice.
Logan reaches Sanctuary.
Spock prevents Kirk from saving her.
Spock dies.
Posted by anti_maven (Member # 9789) on :
quote:Originally posted by imogen: The Voyager crew made it home.
But only after Janeway totally screwed with the temporal directive.
Thanks Imogen! I emigrated just as the final series was starting and never saw the end (and am to cheap to buy the DVDs...)
Here are some more:
Bobby never died - it was all just a dream
The Light Brigade all get killed.
Smokey and Snowball don't get caught.
The Nazis lose.
*edit for naughty apostrophy*
Posted by Coccinelle (Member # 5832) on :
All the potentials become slayers
Fred dies
Wash dies
Book dies
Wesley dies
Posted by katharina (Member # 827) on :
quote:Wesley dies
Nooo!!!
Posted by rivka (Member # 4859) on :
Actually, Wesley ascends to a higher plane of existence and gains supernatural abilities.
Posted by TomDavidson (Member # 124) on :
So he was a Mormon.
Posted by Strider (Member # 1807) on :
quote:-------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Originally posted by JennaDean:
quote: -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Dr. Beckett never leaped home. --------------------------------------------------------------------------------
Yeah, really. But there's good reason why not, so it's not totally downbeat.
As sad as it was I was quite happy with how the series ending. You'll like it rivka. The final episode was masterful.
quote:Originally posted by JumboWumbo:
quote:Originally posted by Euripides: Everyone bloody dies.
Except Mr. Pink
Actually...EVERYONE dies. Listen carefully after he runs out of the warehouse.
Posted by Lisa (Member # 8384) on :
quote:Originally posted by rivka: Actually, Wesley ascends to a higher plane of existence and gains supernatural abilities.
?
Posted by katharina (Member # 827) on :
Different Wesley.
Posted by rivka (Member # 4859) on :
quote:Originally posted by TomDavidson: So he was a Mormon.
Actually, I think he was an Ancient.
Posted by TomDavidson (Member # 124) on :
Geez. Ascend to a higher plane of existence, everyone wants to say you're one of them.
Posted by rivka (Member # 4859) on :
Well, yeah. Plus there's the whole glowing ball of light deal.
Posted by happymann (Member # 9559) on :
The Man doesn't take the medication either.
The world is saved from nuclear holocaust and he doesn't speak again and burns his house down. (I dare you to name the movie).
Yes, she does leave him, despite what the Germans want.
If she hadn't turned around she would've gone straight to the castle.
Miss Riley dies and then becomes a rocket.
Death is actually a woman.
The world is flat.
Posted by ClaudiaTherese (Member # 923) on :
He kills her anyway, but it's the end of sex for him.
(Actually, the other guy kills her because he thinks it's a test, but it's to the same effect in the end.)
Posted by Noemon (Member # 1115) on :
Turns out, he was adopted. His wife hangs herself, and he gouges out his eyes with her broach before going off to wander in the wilderness.
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He dies. But all in all it could have been worse. His daughter heads back to town to stop a civil war.
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His ward hangs herself. His son is upset about this and kills himself. His wife is upset about that and kills herself. He learns an important lesson about flexibility, but too late!
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