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Posted by sndrake (Member # 4941) on :

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WASHINGTON, DC—President Bush announced Monday that his administration will permanently sever ties with the democratically controlled United States Congress, ending a nearly 220-year-old alliance between the two governmental branches.

"Our administration no longer recognizes the authority of this rogue body," said Bush in a televised Oval Office address. "Clearly, these combative men and women have a political agenda in direct opposition to our own. They have no concern for my national interests, and have left me no choice."

The Onion really is a lot more fun to read than the Chicago Trib.

Posted by aspectre (Member # 2222) on :

Forbes reports that "President Bush had two moles removed from his left temple..."