An American set a new world record of eating 59 and a half hot dogs in 12 minutes. Finally, after Japan has held the record for soo long, we can finally regain our title.
I drove passed the Japanese embassy this morning. The flag was at half mast.
*some or all of the previous statement may not be true.
Posted by Madb (Member # 10532) on :
Americans never had any honor, only NUKES & IDEALs.
- MaSTERdb has spoken.
Posted by Epictetus (Member # 6235) on :
Well I have to say I'm excited, especially after an American came so close on the 4th last year, but I'm going to wait until the 4th of July to really do my victory dance.
Posted by Madb (Member # 10532) on :
America has the record for most competitors dead of heart attack whilst in "peak form".
What a sad country.
- MaSTERdb
Posted by Lyrhawn (Member # 7039) on :
Hooray! Just when you thought that America might NOT be the center of the world's gluttony, this guy swooped in to save the day!
quote:I drove passed the Japanese embassy this morning. The flag was at half mast.
They should have done that when Sony releasead the PS3.
Posted by Elmer's Glue (Member # 9313) on :
Okay Madb, we get it, you hate America. Go ahead and start your own topic about it. This is about us being the best gluttons.
Posted by Madb (Member # 10532) on :
I don't hate, I envy the power.
God bless this great nation.
Amen.
- MaSTERdb
Posted by Lyrhawn (Member # 7039) on :
Seeing Madb makes me want to watch the Children of Dune miniseries. It looks like Muadib.
quote:I don't hate, I envy the power.
Sounds like a Sith recruitment slogan.
Posted by Madb (Member # 10532) on :
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Posted by Lyrhawn (Member # 7039) on :
Aw.
I'm getting nostalgic. It's been awhile since we've had a cartoonish troll on the boards.
Good times Posted by Madb (Member # 10532) on :
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Posted by Epictetus (Member # 6235) on :
Are you kidding me, the way you write, it sounds like you've been the submissive all your life. Posted by Madb (Member # 10532) on :
I submit.
Nice call; you've got me on your hotseat now Oprah. My dad used to beat on me when he was drunk.
My older sister died when I was 10, she OD'ed aged 16.
My mom is in the asylum for observation after a suicide attempt, I'm in bording school because we're filthy rich.
Whenever someone raises a hand to me I flinch.
Whenever someone shouts at me in our ball games I shiver.
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- MaSTERdb
[ June 07, 2007, 04:08 PM: Message edited by: Papa Janitor ]
Posted by Epictetus (Member # 6235) on :
Good times indeed Lyrhawn Posted by Madb (Member # 10532) on :
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Posted by Samprimary (Member # 8561) on :
Revolutionize your life with the masterdb posting style: words first, cogent point later maybe. Rant like a madman. And redundantly sign all of your posts.
Posted by Dan_Frank (Member # 8488) on :
I think it's a bot.
Posted by TomDavidson (Member # 124) on :
It's not a bot. It's just an idiot.
Posted by Papa Janitor (Member # 7795) on :
Madb, I'd like to welcome you to Hatrack, but I'd also ask you to rein in your style a bit. Please review the terms of service here if you need to.
--PJ
Posted by Madb (Member # 10532) on :
I've been posting here since I was in my undies.
First as Cross, then as Desu. Just because what I have to say isn't nice doesn't mean it's insulting.
But yeah, i'll change my style.
I'm still going to sign my posts.
Oh and get off my **** TD only those quick to judge what they don't understand lead small & narrow minded lives.
- MaSTERdb
Posted by King of Men (Member # 6684) on :
quote:Originally posted by TomDavidson: It's not a bot. It's just an idiot.
How can you tell? On a Turing test, I'd give it three out of ten.
Posted by Madb (Member # 10532) on :
Oh noes!
I've gotten on the forum nerds bad side.
I guess all I can do is sit back with a jay & just take the flaming. I mean do I really care about you pathetic little e-social life manuvering. I wonder how many of you are now going to proceed to kneel before TD and agree with every utterance of this great personage.
I just don't either enjoy or appreciate being called an idiot by a bunch of people I don't know.
Have fun with me though, god know's i've got plenty of material you can use to flame me with.
/me sits back and sparks up.
- MaSTERdb
Posted by rollainm (Member # 8318) on :
quote:Originally posted by King of Men:
quote:Originally posted by TomDavidson: It's not a bot. It's just an idiot.
How can you tell? On a Turing test, I'd give it three out of ten.
Heh.
Posted by RunningBear (Member # 8477) on :
how would you know twas a nerd, if you did not recognize that Turing word? You set your self up in the selfsame trap, and had upon yourself dumped your very own carp.
Posted by Tarrsk (Member # 332) on :
Bravo!
Posted by Shawshank (Member # 8453) on :
I have a feeling he won't be here that long- he's a little to risque and won't abide by the TOS.
quote: You agree, through your use of this service, that you will not use this BB to post any material which is knowingly false and/or defamatory, inaccurate, abusive, vulgar, hateful, harassing, obscene, profane, sexually oriented, threatening, invasive of a person's privacy, or otherwise violative of any law.
(Emphasis mine)
How long have the Japanese held the record?
Posted by BlackBlade (Member # 8376) on :
About freaking time we took the title back.
The equivalent would be an American making the best sake or sushi.
Posted by Madb (Member # 10532) on :
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Although you just registered, Madb, you've clearly been around long enough to know you're out of line. Knock it off.
--PJ
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Posted by BlackBlade (Member # 8376) on :
Predicting thread lockage in 5....4...
Posted by Madb (Member # 10532) on :
Yeah go USA claim more useless titles!
- MaSTERdb
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Posted by BlackBlade (Member # 8376) on :
quote:Originally posted by Madb: Yeah got USA claim more useless titles!
- MaSTERdb
As opposed to the titles you are trying to claim in this thread?
Posted by Shawshank (Member # 8453) on :
According to wikipedia:
quote:Since 1997, a Japanese competitor has held the belt in all but one year (1999). In 2000, the first, second and third places were all taken by Japanese contestants
Posted by Madb (Member # 10532) on :
Hahaha BlackBlade.
You sting like a butterfly & fly like a bee.
Ouch?
- MaSTERdb
Posted by Shawshank (Member # 8453) on :
I suggest we ignore him until 1. he decides he wants to grow up (very unlikely) 2. he gets bored and decides to leave (fairly unlikely) or 3. He gets himself kicked out (fairly likely)
Posted by BlackBlade (Member # 8376) on :
quote:Originally posted by Madb: Hahaha BlackBlade.
You sting like a butterfly & fly like a bee.
Ouch?
- MaSTERdb
Oh I see what you did there, how can I stand up to such craft?
Posted by Madb (Member # 10532) on :
I suggest we stop double posting.
Why are you all ganging up on me? I'm a nice guy deep down inside.
- MaSTERdb
Posted by Scott R (Member # 567) on :
Ugh...how does he keep all of that down? I bet he hurls like a champion super-model afterwards...
Blech.
Posted by Omega M. (Member # 7924) on :
I can't believe people let insane displays of gluttony such as this occur. It's one thing to eat a little more than you have to when you'd have dinner normally, but this is just eating for its own sake.
Posted by BlackBlade (Member # 8376) on :
quote:Originally posted by Omega M.: I can't believe people let insane displays of gluttony such as this occur. It's one thing to eat a little more than you have to when you'd have dinner normally, but this is just eating for its own sake.
Would you be equally opposed to those dance til you drop contests, kiss til you drop contests? Or pretty much everything in Guiness Book of World Records?
Posted by mr_porteiro_head (Member # 4644) on :
quote:I can't believe people let insane displays of gluttony such as this occur.
The only alternative I can think of to letting it occur is criminalizing it. Do you advocate setting a level of criminal gluttony?
Posted by erosomniac (Member # 6834) on :
quote:Originally posted by Scott R: Ugh...how does he keep all of that down? I bet he hurls like a champion super-model afterwards...
Blech.
You're talking about the hot dog guy, right?
Posted by Mr. Stryker (Member # 10517) on :
No, he was talking about all that niceness that is some where deep down in our new friend...
Posted by Scott R (Member # 567) on :
I am an onion.
Layers upon layers.
Posted by vonk (Member # 9027) on :
You make me cry when I cut you.
Posted by Scott R (Member # 567) on :
I know.
Crybaby.
Posted by Madb (Member # 10532) on :
Wow WTF are you guys talking about now.
I have just one question, can a person with their stomach tied & bypassed or w/e still compete?
- MaSTERdb
Posted by Lyrhawn (Member # 7039) on :
quote:Originally posted by Scott R: I am an onion.
Layers upon layers.
Sure you aren't cake? Everybody likes cake.
Posted by krynn (Member # 524) on :
kobayashi's reign is over! i wonder what he will do now? i can see him being on some lame reality tv show where other washed up semi-celebs try to get a few more bucks before leaving the world's attention.
Seriously tho, almost 60 hot dogs in 12 minutes. thats insane, and very amazing. i mean damn. theres a whole bunch of questions that brings to mind about the after effects on one's body, but ill leave them out of here and just leave it at 'amazed.'
Oh, and nice Jim Gaffigan line lyrhawn. he's too funny.
Posted by baduffer (Member # 10469) on :
quote:Originally posted by Madb: Wow WTF are you guys talking about now.
Double entendre - from Wikipedia "When innuendo is used in a sentence, it could go completely undetected by someone who was not familiar with the hidden meaning, and he or she would find nothing odd about the sentence (aside from other people finding it humorous for seemingly no reason)
Posted by Madb (Member # 10532) on :
Hey I laughed when I read that!
- MaSTERdb
Posted by Eaquae Legit (Member # 3063) on :
quote:Originally posted by Lyrhawn: Seeing Madb makes me want to watch the Children of Dune miniseries. It looks like Muadib.
quote:I don't hate, I envy the power.
Sounds like a Sith recruitment slogan.
I can't help it. It reminds me of Medb, the Connacht queen in the Tain. "Madb" is one of the variant spellings.
Posted by Madb (Member # 10532) on :
Ouh i'm loving the attention! Seriously my etail is wagging away. Paradise Found!
Eaquae Legit, could you please explain what a Connacht Queen is & wether I should be flattered or crushed?
- MaSTERdb
Posted by RunningBear (Member # 8477) on :
NO cake. Like an onion.
cause he smells bad.
Posted by Eaquae Legit (Member # 3063) on :
It's not meant to make you feel anything. It's an observation of a mental association I can't shake. Go look her up, if you really care.
On a more relevant note, why do people always use hot dogs for these contests? One hot dog is all I can handle, generally. You want me to eat myself sick, give me GOOD food, and maybe I'll give it a go.
Posted by SoaPiNuReYe (Member # 9144) on :
Yeah hot dogs are mos def the nastiest food in the world to use for eating contests.
Posted by GaalDornick (Member # 8880) on :
What do these guys eat on a daily basis?
Posted by Flaming Toad on a Stick (Member # 9302) on :
They're all vegetarians.
Posted by Omega M. (Member # 7924) on :
Would you date someone who did these eating contests, or would the idea of them eating all that food creep you out? For instance, that Sonya Thomas girl is pretty cute, and I'm usually attracted to athletic women, but I don't know if I could stand dating her and cheering her on at her contests and thinking about what's going to happen to what she's just eaten.
Posted by Noemon (Member # 1115) on :
quote:I don't know if I could stand dating her and cheering her on at her contests and thinking about what's going to happen to what she's just eaten.
Digestion squicks you out?
Posted by BlackBlade (Member # 8376) on :
quote:Originally posted by Omega M.: Would you date someone who did these eating contests, or would the idea of them eating all that food creep you out? For instance, that Sonya Thomas girl is pretty cute, and I'm usually attracted to athletic women, but I don't know if I could stand dating her and cheering her on at her contests and thinking about what's going to happen to what she's just eaten.
If you had a lifetime case of serious Acid Reflux, you'd be surprised how little vomiting impacts you.
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