As I type this, a bulldozer is out there...outside my window. It is getting closer! It tears the earth, and roars its dischord! Today, our back alley is getting expanded and renovated. I didn't know people did that to alleys, but here we are.
So yeah, a good 12 feet is coming out of our backyard. No more bonfires.
It's getting even closer! Aiee, head for the hills! Posted by Mucus (Member # 9735) on :
mein lebensraum?
Posted by Primal Curve (Member # 3587) on :
12 Feet out of my backyard would include my garage. Fight the system!
Posted by Phanto (Member # 5897) on :
Fight back! Fight back! Bring out the Molotov Cocktails and the ice cream shooters!
Posted by Earendil18 (Member # 3180) on :
You guys are awesome! I can always count on Hatrack to play along with me!
Posted by LargeTuna (Member # 10512) on :
quote:Originally posted by Phanto: Fight back! Fight back! Bring out the Molotov Cocktails and the ice cream shooters!
WORD Posted by Earendil18 (Member # 3180) on :
"Get the tanks! Get the bloody-...we don't have any tanks? Alright get the ice-cream truck! Get it out there!
.....
KILL!"
/Izzard
Posted by Phanto (Member # 5897) on :
Force feeding enough chocolate fudge sundae would kill anyone. Too much of a taste-bud explosion.
Posted by Launchywiggin (Member # 9116) on :
Offer the workers a grocery cart full of beer then STEAL THAT BULLDOZER.
Posted by MightyCow (Member # 9253) on :
Trick the overseer to lay down in front of the bulldozer.
Don't forget to take your asprin and bring your towel.
Posted by Earendil18 (Member # 3180) on :
Turn sideways, that screws up their vision monitors!
Posted by Tara (Member # 10030) on :
"Yellow," Arthur thought.
Posted by Tante Shvester (Member # 8202) on :
Bulldozer is an interesting word, no? I mean, they don't really "doze", do they? Unless they are on union break, I suppose. And are girly ones "cowdozers"?
But, apparently, the original "bulldozer" was a person who beat up black voters to prevent them from entering the polls. Why in the world did someone think that that was a good name to adopt for the construction vehicle?
Posted by BlackBlade (Member # 8376) on :
quote:Originally posted by Phanto: Fight back! Fight back! Bring out the Molotov Cocktails and the ice cream shooters!
^^ Ammunition for said ice cream shooter.
Posted by Earendil18 (Member # 3180) on :
Thank you for that interesting information Tante!
Now quickly! Put a pot on your head and maintain a defense perimeter! ;P Use a compass and ruler if you have trouble!
Posted by Lamarque (Member # 10825) on :
quote:Originally posted by MightyCow: Trick the overseer to lay down in front of the bulldozer.
Don't forget to take your aspirin and bring your towel.
My thoughts exactly!
Remember, you can fly. You just have to fall and miss the ground.
Posted by Hookt_Un_Fonix (Member # 10094) on :
Pots for Helmets, trash can lid shields, and swords of the finest broomstickiene wood. We shall take to the walls and draw the line to defend the backyard kingdom from those vile mechanisians that wish to take it.
Who is ready to protect the laughter saved in those precious blades of grass! Who is ready to defend from the great corruption in the guise of uncontained progress! Let us slay the great Bull named Dozer, and send that warlord and his kin running to other pastures of dreams.
Load up the ice cream and mount the armored tricycles. Let us not give quarter to the dream slayers!
Posted by Architraz Warden (Member # 4285) on :
quote:Originally posted by Tara: "Yellow," Arthur thought.
I'd have opted for "The word yellow wandered through his mind in search of something to connect with.", but either leads in a direction I approve of this thread taking!
Posted by Earendil18 (Member # 3180) on :
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