I'm new. You might know me from Philotic, but now I've come ot bother you chumps.
And I'm hungry. What should I eat for breakfast?
Posted by pooka (Member # 5003) on :
Rebel scum?
Posted by Darth Petra (Member # 11464) on :
Yes, but I'm still in my PJ's, and I have Latin Class in about an hour or so. So it needs to be quick.
Posted by Javert (Member # 3076) on :
Oatmeal.
That's what I did.
It does a Jedi good.
Posted by Rakeesh (Member # 2001) on :
Oatmeal keeps a Jedi regular, which is necessary. Getting constipated is of the dark side.
Or, if your use of the word 'chumps' means you watch the show I think you watch, I'd advise you ingest some of Mom's Old Fashioned Robot Oil instead. It's made with 10% more love than the next leading competitor!
Posted by Darth Petra (Member # 11464) on :
I don't watch the show you think I watch.
I had an unborn chick with cheese and a glass of liquid from the inside of a cow.
Posted by pooka (Member # 5003) on :
Just cheese? Not the leavings of bacteria and fungus upon the cow's secretions, activated by the innards of her offspring?
Posted by Rakeesh (Member # 2001) on :
Well then, you should watch the show I thought you watched but didn't. It's pretty damn good.
Did you first mangle the remains of the unborn chick before mixing in the bovine bacterial leavings with it?
Posted by Uprooted (Member # 8353) on :
As long as it wasn't green and served with the cured remains of a dead pig, I'm sure your meal of unborn chick was delightful.
Posted by Darth Petra (Member # 11464) on :
Yes, I did mangle them.
I've had green eggs before. Food Coloring. Yum.
Posted by Starsnuffer (Member # 8116) on :
I suggest eggs, sausage, toast w/ jelly, orange juice or milk, a fruit? other as needed. mmm I loves me my breakfast
Posted by Darth Petra (Member # 11464) on :
ONly now I"m not hungry anymore.
Posted by lobo (Member # 1761) on :
Unless there was a rooster involved, there was no chick to mangle... I prefer my eggs without little red spots, thank you very much.
Posted by The Rabbit (Member # 671) on :
I had plantains fried in ghee and sprinkled with cane sugar for breakfast. That and a glass of milk.
Posted by Darth Petra (Member # 11464) on :
I had little balls of fried fat for breakfast today.
Posted by C3PO the Dragon Slayer (Member # 10416) on :
Yum
Posted by The Rabbit (Member # 671) on :
quote:Originally posted by lobo: Unless there was a rooster involved, there was no chick to mangle... I prefer my eggs without little red spots, thank you very much.
The little red spots are caused when a blood vessel bursts in the chickens ovary and have nothing to do with whether or not there was a rooster involved.