A new game brought to you by mr_porteiro_head, where we see who can come up with the most wrong statement.
quote:Originally posted by mr_porteiro_head:
quote:I couldn't disagree with you more.
I'll bet you could. Let's try!
Puppies are grotesque and should be stepped on at every opportunity.
Only the mentally deficient should be allowed higher education.
Across the board, the internet has been a 100% positive influence in how we treat others with respect and kindness.
I am completely serious with this post.
I am a pretty, pretty girl.
Sean Connery was the worst James Bond.
Bleach has a smooth taste and is packed with vitamins.
Pierce Brosnan was clearly the best and most realistic James Bond.
Elementary schools should use the MTV show "Jersey Shore" as an example of good grammar.
Canned haggis can be used as baby formula if you add equal amounts of water and haggis and blend thoroughly.
Posted by rivka (Member # 4859) on :
quote:Originally posted by Stone_Wolf_: Pierce Brosnan was clearly the best and most realistic James Bond.
Also, his singing voice is beautiful.
Posted by mr_porteiro_head (Member # 4644) on :
Clint Eastwood should have made more musicals like "Paint Your Wagon".
Posted by mr_porteiro_head (Member # 4644) on :
Don Bluth's animation is crappy, but he makes up for it with his exquisitely-crafted storytelling.
Posted by mr_porteiro_head (Member # 4644) on :
This statement is incorrect.
Posted by Raymond Arnold (Member # 11712) on :
quote:Originally posted by mr_porteiro_head: Don Bluth's animation is crappy, but he makes up for it with his exquisitely-crafted storytelling.
Wait, isn't that basically true?
Posted by Lyrhawn (Member # 7039) on :
quote:Pierce Brosnan was clearly the best and most realistic James Bond.
Maybe not the best, but I like him a lot more than Daniel Craig.
Posted by Carrie (Member # 394) on :
The Geico gecko and the lady on the Progressive commercials are two of the least annoying and overplayed spokespeople/things ever.
Posted by mr_porteiro_head (Member # 4644) on :
quote:Originally posted by Raymond Arnold:
quote:Originally posted by mr_porteiro_head: Don Bluth's animation is crappy, but he makes up for it with his exquisitely-crafted storytelling.
Wait, isn't that basically true?
Not for me. I really like his animation, but his stories are kinda lame. At best.
Posted by adenam (Member # 11902) on :
We are closer than ever to world peace.
Posted by Lyrhawn (Member # 7039) on :
quote:Originally posted by mr_porteiro_head:
quote:Originally posted by Raymond Arnold:
quote:Originally posted by mr_porteiro_head: Don Bluth's animation is crappy, but he makes up for it with his exquisitely-crafted storytelling.
Wait, isn't that basically true?
Not for me. I really like his animation, but his stories are kinda lame. At best.
You should talk to my room mate. She thinks Bluth's movies are the best thing ever, and not for the animation, I think, which frankly I always found average.
I think the big difference between him and anyone else is that his stories tended to be so dark, which was unlike most of what was being animated at the time. I'm referring to his non-Disney affiliated works. His Disney stuff, to me, was fairly typical Disney stuff.
Posted by BlackBlade (Member # 8376) on :
The sun is not going to rise tomorrow, because Atheist Muslim fundamentalists are in charge now.
Posted by Mucus (Member # 9735) on :
quote:Originally posted by adenam: We are closer than ever to world peace.
Aren't we though?
Unless you're excluding tribal warfare or something, I would think that this is the best time to be born if one is born as a war-fearing person in a random place.
Posted by Wingracer (Member # 12293) on :
quote:Originally posted by mr_porteiro_head: Clint Eastwood should have made more musicals like "Paint Your Wagon".
One of my mother's favorite movies. And yes, that's the truth.
Posted by BlackBlade (Member # 8376) on :
quote:His Disney stuff, to me, was fairly typical Disney stuff.
Well played sir!
Posted by Wingracer (Member # 12293) on :
Newt Gingrich is such a tolerant man, we should nominate him for a peace prize.
Posted by Raymond Arnold (Member # 11712) on :
I've actually rewatched a lot of Disney and Bluth stuff in the past few years. I remembered thinking Bluth was all cool and edgy when I was a kid. As an adult, honestly I think most of his stories AND animation aren't all that great. His stories benefit from tackling somewhat darker issues than Disney, but often drag on a bit and can be a little incoherent. I think his animation is genuinely bad compared to Disney (90s Disney anyway)
Posted by AchillesHeel (Member # 11736) on :
William (known only to friends as Bill) Clinton would have entered the priesthood due to his pious nature if not for the loving devotion inspired by his delicate wife Hillary.
Posted by scifibum (Member # 7625) on :
Sandwich meat blossoms pleasantly.
Posted by scholarette (Member # 11540) on :
Babies taste best baked, not fried.
Posted by Raymond Arnold (Member # 11712) on :
Not enough data to evaluate that statement.
(Actually, wait, Fried is almost always better. Nvm. That statement is dumb)
Posted by The Rabbit (Member # 671) on :
quote:Originally posted by scholarette: Babies taste best baked, not fried.
No, they're best slow roasted on a spit over charcoal and a bit of alder wood.
Posted by T_Smith (Member # 3734) on :
John Wayne is a sissy.
Every question on Lost was answered with the utmost clarity.
Archer is clearly the best of the Star Trek captains.
Phantom Menance is a masterpiece; truly the finest of all Star Wars entries.
Detroit really should erect a statue of Robocop.
Charlie Sheen deserves your attention.
History is irrelevant.
ROFFLECOPTER belongs in the dictionary, right along with irregardless.
Racism is dead, just like Paul McCartney.
"Pauly Shore is Dead" is not a waste of time.
Posted by Sean Monahan (Member # 9334) on :
quote:Originally posted by T_Smith: History is irrelevant.
lol
Posted by AchillesHeel (Member # 11736) on :
Patrick Rothfuss is a horrible writer.
Posted by T_Smith (Member # 3734) on :
quote:Originally posted by AchillesHeel: Patrick Rothfuss is a horrible writer.
Nobody knows who that is.
Posted by BlackBlade (Member # 8376) on :
quote:Originally posted by T_Smith:
quote:Originally posted by AchillesHeel: Patrick Rothfuss is a horrible writer.
Nobody knows who that is.
And nobody knows that you said that.
Posted by AchillesHeel (Member # 11736) on :
And nobody knows that you are also JanitorBlade.
Posted by Stone_Wolf_ (Member # 8299) on :
Fox Studios executives are so brilliant and pay so much attention to their audience that a two movie deal for sequels to Serenity, or a two season prequil to Serenity/continuation of Firefly, TV show has been offered to Joss Whedon and cast as of today.
I know who Patrick Rothfuss is.
Posted by MEC (Member # 2968) on :
quote:Originally posted by T_Smith: Archer is clearly the best of the Star Trek captains.
Excuse me, sir, but clearly Janeway was the greatest Captain.
The alternate ending to I am Legend is inferior to the theatrical release.
Batman Forever is the greatest Batman movie ever made, and will never be topped.
Posted by Uprooted (Member # 8353) on :
The origins of the phrase "That's the beauty of it . . .it doesn't do anything" have been conclusively agreed upon.
Posted by T_Smith (Member # 3734) on :
You ready for this one?
Firefly is overrated and there's nothing special about Nathan Fillion.
Posted by C3PO the Dragon Slayer (Member # 10416) on :
Um... I've got a lovely bunch of coconuts?
Posted by Lyrhawn (Member # 7039) on :
quote:Detroit really should erect a statue of Robocop.
We can, and we will.
Posted by T_Smith (Member # 3734) on :
I couldn't disagree with you.... oh. Well played.
Posted by mr_porteiro_head (Member # 4644) on :
Batman is laaaaaame.
Posted by adenam (Member # 11902) on :
My liberal arts college is great preparation for the real world.
Posted by rivka (Member # 4859) on :
quote:Originally posted by MEC: Excuse me, sir, but clearly Janeway was the greatest Captain.
Wrong thread. Posted by AchillesHeel (Member # 11736) on :
Greedo shot first.
Posted by T:man (Member # 11614) on :
The GEICO caveman sitcom was the greatest idea ever.
Posted by happymann (Member # 9559) on :
George Lucas was totally right about Jar Jar Binks. He IS the most important character in Episode I.
Posted by AchillesHeel (Member # 11736) on :
George Lucas was voted world's most sexiest man five years running.
Posted by mr_porteiro_head (Member # 4644) on :
George Lucas is like fine wine -- prohibited by my religion.
Posted by Darth_Mauve (Member # 4709) on :
(Mr. Port--I want to convert.)
I am Batman.
Posted by T_Smith (Member # 3734) on :
Mackillian loves hugs.
Posted by Carrie (Member # 394) on :
quote:Originally posted by Lyrhawn:
quote:Detroit really should erect a statue of Robocop.
We can, and we will.
(Yeah, I'd totally be okay with this.)
A degree in Classics is the most likely degree to get you a career at places other than fast-food joints.
Posted by BlackBlade (Member # 8376) on :
Seasons happen because during some parts of the year, the earth is closer to the sun than at others.
Posted by Anna (Member # 2582) on :
The sun catches on fire every time it sets, that's why it's so red.
Posted by Stone_Wolf_ (Member # 8299) on :
too + too = for
Posted by T_Smith (Member # 3734) on :
Golf isn't a sport.
Posted by AchillesHeel (Member # 11736) on :
Guns dont kill people, monkeys with guns kill people.
Joss Whedon not only has a thick Spanish accent but he recently finished the fifth season of Firefly, and like the three before it he burned the only evidence it ever existed.
I am Orson Scott Card.
Posted by adenam (Member # 11902) on :
I am Spartacus.
Posted by The Rabbit (Member # 671) on :
quote:Originally posted by BlackBlade: Seasons happen because during some parts of the year, the earth is closer to the sun than at others.
And It's winter in the southern hemisphere during the northern hemisphere summer because the southern half of the planet is on the opposite end of the orbital ellipse. You can only actually cross the equator during the spring or autumn equinox.
Posted by Stone_Wolf_ (Member # 8299) on :
Heya T_Smith, I think you accidentally typed "n't"
Posted by Raymond Arnold (Member # 11712) on :
I am Spartacus also.
Posted by Stone_Wolf_ (Member # 8299) on :
I'm Henry the Eighth, I am.
Posted by T_Smith (Member # 3734) on :
quote:Originally posted by Stone_Wolf_: Heya T_Smith, I think you accidentally typed "n't"
This is not a place to disagree with me.
Posted by Ace of Spades (Member # 2256) on :
LOL.
Posted by Darth_Mauve (Member # 4709) on :
The assassination of John F. Kennedy was a suicide via time-machine.
Orson Scott Card, with the right makeup, would make the perfect Ender.
I gave up thinking for lent--and ceased to exist.
Posted by rivka (Member # 4859) on :
quote:Originally posted by Darth_Mauve: Orson Scott Card, with the right makeup, would make the perfect Ender.
Posted by T_Smith (Member # 3734) on :
The humor found in Cheers doesn't translate at all to today's audience.
Posted by AchillesHeel (Member # 11736) on :
Cheers ended with a three part episode about Norm needing a new kidney, which finally introduced his wife who would not donate her own kidney after all the years of him beating her in a drunken rage.
Posted by Glenn Arnold (Member # 3192) on :
I'm Brian of Nazareth!
Posted by Kwea (Member # 2199) on :
Twilight was the second best book ever. Right behind Eragon.
Posted by Sean Monahan (Member # 9334) on :
The exposition in book 10 of the Wheel of Time could have been a little more drawn out.
Posted by Sean Monahan (Member # 9334) on :
Chuck Norris is a namby-pampy milksop jellyfish.
Posted by Stone_Wolf_ (Member # 8299) on :
Politicians never lie and always have the best interest of the American people at heart.
Posted by Samprimary (Member # 8561) on :
hatrack isn't neurotic
Posted by Samprimary (Member # 8561) on :
quote:Originally posted by Sean Monahan: Chuck Norris is a namby-pampy milksop jellyfish.
he really is though
Posted by adenam (Member # 11902) on :
Sarah Palin would be the best president the U.S. has ever seen.
Posted by AchillesHeel (Member # 11736) on :
Charlie Sheen has recently been offered a position on the Harvard staff, teaching a class on ethics and morality.
Posted by Stone_Wolf_ (Member # 8299) on :
The Surgeon General announced today that new research indicates that smoking cigarettes prevents cancer, improves circulation, and increases vitamin levels. Also smoking more then two packs a day grants you the ability to levitate.
Posted by mr_porteiro_head (Member # 4644) on :
I'm seeing quite a lot of posts (including one of mine) that quite a lot of of people would agree with. Fail!
Posted by Stone_Wolf_ (Member # 8299) on :
You are a pretty, pretty girl, that is for sure.
Posted by mr_porteiro_head (Member # 4644) on :
*preens*
Posted by Stone_Wolf_ (Member # 8299) on :
Despite a popular misconception, water is not the universal solvent, equal parts griffin saliva and unicorn urine is.
Posted by Stone_Wolf_ (Member # 8299) on :
**Official notice**
We will begin the first round of voting for best wrong statement right now. I will contabulate the votes and announce the winner of the preliminary round at the end of the day.
We now return you to your regularly scheduled disagreement.
Posted by AchillesHeel (Member # 11736) on :
quote:Originally posted by adenam: My liberal arts college is great preparation for the real world.
+1
Posted by Stone_Wolf_ (Member # 8299) on :
quote:Originally posted by T_Smith: This is not a place to disagree with me.
+1
Posted by Mucus (Member # 9735) on :
quote:I couldn't disagree with you more.
+1
Posted by mr_porteiro_head (Member # 4644) on :
quote:We will begin the first round of voting for best wrong statement right now.
+1
Posted by happymann (Member # 9559) on :
quote:Originally posted by Mucus:
quote:I couldn't disagree with you more.
+1
-1
Posted by Stone_Wolf_ (Member # 8299) on :
As there is a three way tie for first place, I am using my veto powers (granted by the Noodly Appendage of the one true God) to declare...drum roll please...no?...come on...fine...no drum roll...jerk...
The winner of the first round of I couldn't disagree with you more is...
quote:Originally posted by AchillesHeel: William (known only to friends as Bill) Clinton would have entered the priesthood due to his pious nature if not for the loving devotion inspired by his delicate wife Hillary.
Five falsehoods in one sentence, well played Sir!
And to start off round two...
AchillesHeel, your winnings are on their way to you via Pony Express.
Posted by mr_porteiro_head (Member # 4644) on :
Yeah, he's known to his friends as Chucky.
Posted by AchillesHeel (Member # 11736) on :
You can keep the winnings, I'll take the pony instead.
Posted by Stone_Wolf_ (Member # 8299) on :
Round two is going really well!
Posted by happymann (Member # 9559) on :
Republicans and Democrats are now best friends.
Posted by AchillesHeel (Member # 11736) on :
You are only supposed to say things that no one can agree with.
Exhibit A. Posted by happymann (Member # 9559) on :
And in the vein of this thread, that clip had nothing to do with my comment Posted by AchillesHeel (Member # 11736) on :
No one here reads recreationally.
Kids are in no danger when they have unsupervised access to a pool.
The Edema Ruh are not merely gypsies with a fantasy novel name on top.
Posted by BlackBlade (Member # 8376) on :
God frowns on the Bible, but he was most pleased with the Crusades.
Posted by scholarette (Member # 11540) on :
48÷2(9+3)=2
Posted by Stone_Wolf_ (Member # 8299) on :
Rakeesh is my best friend.
Posted by AchillesHeel (Member # 11736) on :
This topic does not resemble a deflating balloon, sinking lower and lower.
Posted by Swampjedi (Member # 7374) on :
Toddlers and Tiaras is the best show on TV.
Posted by BlackBlade (Member # 8376) on :
quote:Originally posted by Swampjedi: Toddlers and Tiaras is the best show on TV.
Because it teaches parents how to live for their children rather than through them.
Posted by J-Put (Member # 11752) on :
Everybody disagrees with this statement. And that means I win.
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