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jehovoid
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What did the dead guy say to the wool sweater?

I think this makes sense, but I'm might have my fabrics confused.

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Is that chain-mesh underwear under your kilt?

Whatever blows your skirt up.

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TNT or C4. Which would make the better Anklet?

Thats one way to put you foot in your mouth.

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Did you just turn my prosthetic into toothpicks?

I've got a bone to pick with you.

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What did the Lady of the evening say to the contortionist?

No thank, I just ate.

Bob beat me to it, but I"m going to leave my response anyway. [Razz]

[ January 20, 2004, 04:13 PM: Message edited by: Belle ]

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Wouldn't you like to take home a kitten?

Tackiness is my forte.

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Did you really order an entire case of glue?



Goes with the 10,000 sequins.

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Hon, why'd you just dunk me in a vat of hot tar?

He was turned into a pillar of schmaltz.

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How do you know that the angel who smited him had a hearing problem?

After that he only issued written commands.

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What happened after you proved to the General that he had a voice like an annoying lap dog?

It helped that he was an annoying lap dog.

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Is it true that your cousin finally got a date?

The puppy-dog eyes do it every time.

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You got kicked out of the dead-cat dissection in Biology again?

He's a mixed breed.

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So why are she and Wilbur so afraid to have children??

(I'm not going to let this thread die!)

I heard it was exceptionally unpleasant.

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Did she really make a castor oil cake?



It's an acquired taste.

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Ew, is that tofu in that Jell-O salad?

She will still ignore you.

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What if I bring a really cute puppy dog?

Ok... but only if you promise it won't blow up in my face this time.

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Raia
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Hey Julie! Wanna help me build an atom bomb?

If you add just one more, I swear that thing will collapse.

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I'm gonna go post in the last post thread.

Some people, not me, personally, but some people, pay good money for that.

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Did you hear about the new cosmetic tool that pops pimples?

Yeah, that's kinda gross.

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I one time tried urinating in the dark, and succeeded in not missing! Should I not have shared that with you?

Oh sure, in the heat of battle it's applauded, but when you do it because you're angry, you could be ostracized.

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Eeew... Did you just cut that man's arm off and then lick the blood?

And that's why I don't like staplers.

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Raia
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Did you hear about the businessman who died a horrible, painful, unexpected death in his office?

I knew that would happen! I just KNEW it!

(edit: MidnightBlue, welcome to Hatrack! [Wave] )

[ January 25, 2004, 06:01 PM: Message edited by: Raia ]

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Would you believe that whole situation blew up in my face?

That's why you're supposed to make sure you put the letter in the envelope before you seal it.

(edit: I'm not new, my post count was just getting too high. Thanks, though. [Smile] )

[ January 25, 2004, 06:03 PM: Message edited by: MidnightBlue ]

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Do you think he'll be able to read the little bits that I was able to fit into this hole in the seal?

Nine planets.

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I heard you are a lot happier now that you've put some distance between you and your parents. How far away are they anyway?

Well, mom's in her own little universe.

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How can she not know what her sign is?

You were supposed to stop back there.

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What did Thelma say to Louise at the end of the movie?

That could be why I don't like you.

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Is it my body odor that can wilt an oak tree in January?

That is a stinky question.

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What did the pig say to the skunk?

We've... hoom... decided... hoom... that you aren't golbins... hoom.

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So you translated the DaVinci Code. What does it really say?

That makes less sense than T_Smith on a bad day.

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Dan_raven just said "That is a stinky question." out of the blue. What do you think of that?

Whoops, sorry, I wasn't referring to those cheeks.

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You want a tattoo of Osama Bin Laden applied to your face?

Just sit on it.

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what am I suppose to do with such a large posterior?

buy an air freshner, Please.

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What do you mean, "but we don't have a dog"?



Here, kitty, kitty.

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Meow?

That makes about as much sense as diet vanilla coke.

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Why did the chicken cross the road?

If I have told you once I have told You A hundred times.

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Does this post make me look fat?

Only from behind.

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Does this skirt make my butt look big?

(you were planning that one Bob, I can tell!!)

He ran like an idiot for an hour and then finally fell down and took a nap.

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So whatever came of that bone-helmet for dogs you came up with?

Psh, I bet that half of America also prefers Pepsi to Coke.

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Did you know that in the year 2001 there were over 1,000,000 new Coke users in the US?

Yes, but what I'm really worried about is McDonald's.

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Did you hear old Jamison lost his farm?



Everywhere a moo, moo.

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What's wrong with you? Aren't you gonna do anything? Can't you see that the cows have opened the gate themselves and are wandering all over the farm??

That will be the death of me.

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So, how is that Hydrogen bomb project you're doing in in your basement going?

It's a gas.

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What do you think of my CD of Beethoven played via sampled flatulence?

The music is great, the instruments stink.

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Hey listen- I can play jingle bells in my armpit!

It has been clinically proven to drive people insane.

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What's the best thing about reality TV?

The end.

[ February 06, 2004, 11:21 PM: Message edited by: Bob_Scopatz ]

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What is NEVER allowed to happen on Hatrack? [No No]



Begin at the very beginning, a very fine place to start.

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I'm stuck in the middle of the beginning of the end -- what should I do?

Oh no! It's a leap year!

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Don;t you think a three-week vacation in Calaveras County will be a bit boring?

But you might have to kiss a few frogs.

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What are the requirements for your endagnered amphibian repopulation internship?

I did not make a joke about French kissing.

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