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Bob_Scopatz
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Is it true you've been working on a foreign tongue?

Lost in translation.

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If life and the universe is all just God's big cosmic joke, then where is the punchline?

I'm trying to be serious for a minute.

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Dead_Horse
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Hey, Dogstar, why the glum face?

It might help if you didn;t have the big shoes and red nose.

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Why does my life seem like a never-ending stream of cream pies to the face?

Oh well. Free pie.

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I'm afraid we can't pay much, but we do offer all the free mathematical constant's you can handle. Want the job?

I prefer irrational numbers.

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Can you believe that number ten? He just told me to jump off a cliff because my life has meaning!

No, no, scissors were never meant for that.

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Did you hear that Eddie has decided to do the entire Boston marathon while juggling 4 pairs of dressmaker;s shears this year?

Looks like a pincushion to me.

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What's that at the end of the bowling alley?

I'm doing the alley cat strut.

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Why are you making that horrible whining noise?

Then the steering wheel popped off.

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Bob_Scopatz
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What happened right after the Texan yelled "hey y'all, watch this?"

We're just cleaning the gene pool.

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Excuse me! What do you plan to do with the baseball bat??

I suppose, but she'll never let you forget it!!

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D'you think celia would mind if I employed her evil services for money?

Depends on what you wanted to do...

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Do you think my wife will forgive me for shaving her dog? (edited because I'm slow.)

When an eel comes out,
and bites off your spout,
then you will know it's
a moray.

[ March 06, 2004, 07:52 PM: Message edited by: Dead_Horse ]

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Bob_Scopatz
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Can you sing that song by Dean Marlin?

I think you meant Joe Pesci.

[ March 02, 2004, 01:58 AM: Message edited by: Bob_Scopatz ]

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Wasn't it Bob Scopatz who was in all those Lethal Weapon movies with Mel Gibson?

You didn't have to make it so hard, you know.

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fallow
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You learn more from failure than success, that's why.

Where did you get those shoes?

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Do you always answer a question with a question?

At least it worked this time.

fallow:

You got it backwards...

you ask the question that's answered in the preceding post, THEN make a declarative statement for the next person to ask a question for.

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I'm dyspeptic, anyone got an antacid?

That's EXACTLY what I thought you would say (after careful review of my question).

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Can you guess what I am going to say before I say it?

Never after 7.

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fallow
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Like the "i" before or after the "e", the number 11 never knew it's place. "Do I come before or...?"

He lifted it, then he setted it down.

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HRE
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When Clinton felt something moving under his sheets, he...?

I made him an offer he couldn't refuse.

[ March 07, 2004, 02:01 AM: Message edited by: HRE ]

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I have been trying to get Bobby to go to sleep for hours -- what did you say to make him finally listen?



I'll hang you up by your toenails.

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fallow
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You liked the irridescent blue, what if I paint them pink?

She had 10 of them.

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Did your mom like the carolers we sent at Christmas?

Very saucy.

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How do you like Dana best?

Well if I stop, I'll go blind.

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So then I said "Yeah, and it could permanently damage my vital organs!" and she bought it! What's your pathetic plea to your girlfriend?

Oooh. Naughty.

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What is my nickname on HWYF and S-W?

Trout of North America

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Why go fish in Chile?

"They were succulent. Absolutely, beyond compare."

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So what did you think of the fries Beeblebrox?

So then I said, "Shaken, not stirred."

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So what did you say to the stripper?

Go get the paint off the wall.

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What did Picasso's mother say to him when he was little.

That doesn't look like me.

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Hey, does your profile show 14,000 posts?!



It wasn't me! Really!

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Who stole the cookies from the cookie jar?

Last time, it was with a police officer.

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Um, did you know there's a firefighter nestled between the tires of your truck?

A quarter.

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You did what? With who? For how much?

Twenty-two gumdrops.

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What should I eat right after I have all my teeth pulled?

It just makes it harder to chew.

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Hey Fred, what do you think will happen if I stick this copperhead in my mouth?

One funnel, two clipboards, and a flashlight.

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Professor, what should I bring to class on final day?

Cans of cream of mushroom soup and a large pot.

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What did you use to make this mortar? It holds up so well!

January 15, 1988

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When's the last time I asked this question?

Pizza on ice cream.

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Where's that club you were telling me about?

This bit of ash came from Mt. St. Helens.

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Hey Doug, where did you say you picked up that chick?

Like, totally no. Freak.

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Would you care to examine my teeth?

It took a LOT of glue.

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How on earth did you manage to build a life-size replica of the Golden Gate bridge out of toothpicks?

Not until we reach infinity.

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Can we pull over for a bathroom break?

SPOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOON!!!!!!!!!!!!

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If you have pie with ice cream, which do you prefer?

If only I'd remember to take the pill before.

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So, is the Viagra working well for you?

Digging, digging, digging all day long.

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I hear you have a miner problem...what is it?

By the shovelful.

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How do you like your lemmings?

Like Lemmings running through the Sahara.

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It was like, it was like one of those bad dreams... like a nightmare where you howl outloud. Bodies piled on bodies, cavorting and competing. Flesh roughing flesh, cranium snubbing cranium, for scarce ideas in a rigorous romp through an acid swamp, or like ?

This lemon won't run.

[ March 18, 2004, 12:32 AM: Message edited by: fallow ]

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