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rivka
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Can you demonstrate how to pronounce a reish again?



Just for the pun of it.

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What'd you have to go and mention halibut for?

Flounder. Definitely flounder.

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Did you lobster and never flounder?

Sounds like a fish story to me.

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What would Bokonon do if Ralphie asked him to marry her?

I just couldn't resist!

*sorry Bok*

Edit: little f got there first - doh!

[ May 16, 2004, 07:43 PM: Message edited by: cochick ]

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Why did you fold? You had a perfectly good hand.

Ante up.

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Why are you in black and white, Auntie Em?

Follow the yellow brick road.

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Lara
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So...great. So here we are talking to some jerk behind a curtain. Now think, what were their exact directions?

We were expecting someone else.

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Guess who's coming to dinner?

I had a blast in Sydney.

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Sydney is a significant other, right?

Barbi doesn't want shrimp thrown on her. She told me.

[ May 16, 2004, 09:28 PM: Message edited by: littlelf ]

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I cut the crustaceans off and she still won't eat?

cracks bare knuckles

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Lara
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How can you physically threaten somebody over the internet?

I would have, but I was in the middle of nowhere.

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your hull is covered with 'em! Why didn't you purchase some barnacle-b-gone?

that gave me the shivers, right down to me timbers

edit: to right an omission

[ May 16, 2004, 09:53 PM: Message edited by: fallow ]

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littlelf
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What do you do with a drunken sailor?

They're more guidelines, really.

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What did you think of The Cider House Rules?

It's my new favorite thing!

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You actually like Walker, Texas Ranger??

Because Wal-Mart doesn't sell it.

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Why'd you pay so much for that skunk-scented bubble bath?

(Trivial Note: Sheree Wilson on Walker Texas Ranger was born on the same day I was and we went to school together. No, there are no other similarities.)

For every one you see, there's thirty more.

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What do you mean, there are Hatrackers everywhere? [Angst]



Chicago, that toddling town.

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you left the dog where?!

pork. the other white meat.

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What will they use if silicone implants are banned?

Yes, I believe I would.

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would you like a choclet coverd rat?

Sorry I don't eat six legged animals.

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why haven't you touched your dinner?

SPOOOOOONNNN!!!!

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Who invented the spork?

I saw my first one at KFC when I was seven (although it wasn't called KFC then).

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Raia
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You went through kindergarten without having EVER seen a chicken?!

But it's so close!

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How can I drive that far?

dang divets!

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DO you prefer regular or extra crispy?

It's not a tumor.

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what are you eating, Bob?

half a coconut, grape jelly, and a large iguana.

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Raia
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What items were written on the memo Bush sent to the military officers, that specified the necessary components of waging a war?

If it turns any more green, it'll look like asparagus!

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So my pencil is changing color -- so what?



It kinda grows on you.

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what is this stuff?

at least it's not like that other stuff.

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Oh no - it is like this other stuff?!?!?!

I was lying to impress you.

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So, Corn Pops is not really your favorite cereal????

It was inside this cereal box.

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Congratulations on the medal. Where did you find the WMD?

Stick a frame around it, and it will be beautiful.

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Pollock- hey, Pollock! *Jackson Pollock walkes over to his irate art teacher* What the hell is this?

Well, maybe he was having a bad day.

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why did the chiken cross the road?

you can say that again!

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Hot enough for ya?

Time waits for no man.

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What would you tell someone who thought that time was weighing heavy on their hands?



Stop that pounding!

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Man, i've put on a lot of weight lately!

A lemming with a chainsaw.

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Who really assassinated JFK?

Blue-Green Algae.

[ May 19, 2004, 11:21 PM: Message edited by: kaioshin00 ]

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What's for lunch?

I'm a yellow parakeet.

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Ooh, a reincarnation chart! What are you going to be in your next life?

Only when Mars and Venus are in perfect alignment.

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WILL IT NEVER END!!!!!

a monkey in a jet plane.

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Who's your copilot, Mr. Denver?

Everything that has a beginning must have an end.

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What do you mean it should be no shock that the show ended?

This is why we don't let you speak in piblic.

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I've always thought it should be called an "umbrella". "Imbrella" sounds wrong.

We thought you wanted that to happen.

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why did you permute my cue cards?!

I like to call it a "shoe".

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I wanna go where the people go, I wanna see, wanna see 'em dancing! Running around on their-- what are they called again?

I thought you'd never ask!

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Why are you wearing socks on your ears?

This may be the last chance.

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How often do you plan on landing on Chance?

That depends on what "Chance" has to say about it.

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Do you think that hippo on the motorcycle can jump those six buses?

that's not what the lemming told me.

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But I thought JFK was shot?

I've never seen one as big as that before!

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