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goblin
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Did you get a look at that sponge monkey?!

Boise, Idaho.

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Where the best place to grow potatoes?

That was illegal last I heard.

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But could you grow spongemonkeys in Idaho?

It's in the sink with the dirty dishes.

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Have you seen a one eyed, one horned, flying purple people eater running around here?

Oh, Canada!

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What did Lady Liberty lament when she spied her neighbor to the north?"

nor'easter!

edit: al's literalization

[ May 23, 2004, 03:14 AM: Message edited by: fallow ]

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Dead_Horse
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We're not getting Good Friday off next year????

*hums*
Oh, I'm just a little black rain cloud hovering under your hunny tree...

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Where exactly did you find that bellrope?

Thanks for asking, but nevermind me. How pathetic.

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goblin
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Would you like to get hit in the head with a wiffle bat?

That lemming stole my porche!!!!!

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Lemmings run off cliffs all the time, it's a fact of nature. What makes you so upset about it this time?

I never even had a chance to say goodbye.

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Why are you calling me?? I just went outside to get the mail.

But I do like green eggs and spam.

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What, you don' like-a my spaghetti?

No, I'm sure it was like that when I got here.

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MidnightBlue
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Did you break my vase?

But... but... but I don't like liver and onions!

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Well, can you think of a better name for an all Vegan alternative hip-hop group?

We are the world.

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What did one globe say to another?

You can't tune a fish.

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littlelf
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What do Jessica Simpson and Charlie Tuna have in common?

Sorry, Charlie.

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fallow
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The name's "Sam", think you can remember that?

I am.

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But, will you eat them on a goat? WIll you eat them on a boat?

It tastes just like chicken!

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rivka
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What's the best part of my Tofu Surprise?



It crumbled into tiny bits.

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littlelf
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Are you looking at my bum, or my bits and pieces?

You cheeky monkey!

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fallow
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Did you come here for a wax or just a shave?

If only I could have been a scultper.

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After 25 years as an English teacher, what other profession do you think you might have liked to pursue?

Well, it seemed to have the right number of limbs.

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MidnightBlue
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Oh, is that your kid?

Eeeeew! Boogers!

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What's for dinner, dear?

It's about time you got that leak fixed.

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littlelf
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Why isn't it "leave a pee" instead of "take a pee"?

I just wanted a Pepsi.

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Why does that man have a can of Coke stuck up his nose?

If you build it, they will come.

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MidnightBlue
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So, do you really think I should buy one of those lamps that zaps mosquitoes?

Well, there goes another one down the tube!

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Why do you keep staring at the new mail chute?



Well, that sucks!

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What rhymes with "Kell fat ducks!"?

The pencil is mightier!

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MidnightBlue
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So tell me again, why don't you ever use pens?

And then the spinach ate the tomatoes and I thought the world was going to end!

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What's so scary about having a dream about chatting with your salad?

Shh, it's ok. Don't worry about it anymore.

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MidnightBlue
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So Grandma, what happened after the big bad Bush destroyed the country back at the turn of the century?

Come on, you know I was just kidding! ...Sort of...

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You know, you really should not have set grandma on fire.

Only in Alabama.

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Where is the center of mass of the universe?

I was only trying to help [Roll Eyes]

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Why did you break my ribs while I was clearing my throat?

That was the Heimlich Manuever, I think.

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Why'd you turn the TV off so quick, Daddy? What was that man doing to that lady?


Just a bit over the top.

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So... that's your new haircut?

My best friend is the tooth fairy!

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Where'd you get all the shiny quarters?

Lets just say I earned them the hard way, one quarter at a time.

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You won the race, but what's with your splits?

I left a case in your locker.

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What for you bury me in the cold, cold ground?

You're despicable.

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I seem to have forgotten my name...do you by any chance know it?

I tawt I taw a puddy tat.

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So, what did you think of the body art convention?

Old-school water-colors.

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What medium is the future of porn?

Only three more pages.

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What did the unisex hairdresser say to her staff on the eve of the crusades?

the chaff's been separated, mi'lord.

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What did you do to my chaff?!

6 gallons of hot sauce and a funnel, please.

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He's been drinking non-stop for days, and now he's passed out! But we MUST wake him up -- do you have any ideas?



KABOOM!

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*knocks on the bathroom door* you alright in there?

These pottery shards presumably originated in an ancient lavatory.

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So how did these get the brown caking on them?

I don't want to lick that! You do it.

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Come on? Solve the central mystery, tootsie?

pop goes the weasel

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"what's going on down there?"

She put the ticket in her pocket, that's all she wanted.

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So I hear you got shagged outside the Harry Connick Jr. concert? [Wink]

He told me that there were too many chickens.

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