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Tante Shvester
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What makes these disposable diapers so eco-friendly, anyway?


Not Ivy League -- more like Poison Ivy League.

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Sterling
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What kind of Ivy League college features courses in megalomania, biotoxin synthesis, and seduction?

He was flattered, then flattened.

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Eduardo St. Elmo
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What was his reaction when he heard that a Rock Golem had a crush on him?

It wasn't exactly treason, more a change of tactics.

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Why did you ship a boatload of tictacs to Iraq?


Nope. Not dead. Just in an extended hibernation.

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Is Paris Hilton's political career dead?

One can only wish it is so, pray for it to be so, and carry a fully loaded sniper rifle with you at all times just in case it isn't so.

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Sterling
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So is your starship definitely free of Tribbles?

It's three months past the expiration date.

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Tante Shvester
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How long have you been waiting to exhale, anyway?

That's my sign.

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Aren't you concerned that it's raining frogs?


Sorry, I thought you were on fire.

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Would you mind getting the hot dog and marshmallow out of my face?

It's obviously not the original size.

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Sterling
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How did you manage to fit "War and Peace" on a postage stamp?

When the convulsions hit, we'll begin the dance number.

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Director, what is my cue for the big scene in "Epilepsy, the Musical?"

Kick, one, two, Jazz-Hands and Feint.

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What was that move that Robin in the Hood just pulled?

The jackrabbit in tights.

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Tante Shvester
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Do you have a cucumber in your shorts?

No thank you -- it just makes me sneeze.

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Sterling
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Pickled pepper, Mr. Piper?

I'm certain that someone wanted the process automated.

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Why can't I put on my own pants?

It itches, that's why.

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Sterling
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Why are you scratching that extremely hairy little person?

Well, it doesn't bode well for a happy ending.

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EVERYBODY DIES?!


Pickle, pickle, pickle, pickle, doorknob.

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Do you like books title, "How I became a tortured, pox-ridden, cadaverous worm of a man and a blight on all of decent society."

I think I would prefer something simple like "I stink"

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Curses! How will we ever find our way out of this darkend storeroom full of savoury preserves???

It's all in the wrist action.

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How would a wrist fetishist explain his affinity for digital watch advertisements?

It's certainly not the rubber band.

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Hey, this is great music! Who is this?

That's why they call it glue, nimrod.

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Sterling
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I say, Holmes, why does this clue seem to have me adhered to the bannister?

A hatchet job in every sense.

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What position are you hoping for, Mr Voorhees?

I told you five times already, NO!

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Can I eat your brains?

Gargantuan Orangutans!

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Tante Shvester
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What's the name of that new Ben & Jerry's flavor you're so crazy about?

Red ripe tomatoes.

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You assaulted the President with what?

Should have used the overripe ones.

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Didn't you realize that simply planting ripe pumpkins in the ground wouldn't grow more?

Fine, but I shall need One million miniature party hats.

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Tante Shvester
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Why do you show up to work with such a bad cold? Why not just host a germ party?

South for the winter.

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Where are those Africanized killer bees headed?

Killing me wont bring back your damn honey.

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Don't you realize that it is against the law to resist hymonoptric restitution?

Of course not, it's only mildly annoying.

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Tante Shvester
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DDDaysh, does the stammering embarrass you?

Scotch tape and Scotch whisky.

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I lost my epilator. Until I replace it, I could really use a quick and cheap alternative. Any recommendations?

The Anvilanian National Anthem.

[ December 04, 2008, 03:43 AM: Message edited by: Eduardo St. Elmo ]

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What's the most boring song you can think of?

It's much safer this way.

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What shoudl I use to clean my car pool?

A brisk going over with a stiff bristled brush.

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What made all your hair fall out?


Yes I did.

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Tante Shvester
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Who let the dogs out?

That's the question on everyone's lips.

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Hey, what are you all eating?

The butler did it.

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Hey! Who cleaned my crime scene?

They were never designed for that, and frankly, I'm curious why they sell them.

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Want to realllllly enjoy my "Harry Potter Nimbus 2000 Quiditch Broom" with real vibrating-flying action?

That is not a clean-sweep.

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How'd that chimney sweep get so filthy if he hasn't even been up a chimney yet?

Snap, crackle, pop, ding.

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Can you name the Original Rice Krispies guys, before the fourth member was cut from the group?

A commemorative plaque.

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What did you end up getting according to your divorce settlement?

I prefer to refer to him as "Sparky."

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Is your infant child, who I'll call Dave, reeling and slightly on fire from sticking a metal fork into a power outlet?

That would just prove my point - kids are resilient.

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Are you the proud parent of that bouncing baby boy.

I'm going for the three pointer.

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Which girl would you rather date -- the one with two extra fingers on each hand or the one with two missing fingers on each hand?

Fresh figs.

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I'll poison him with alliterative fruit! Effuencing elderberries! Horrible hawthorn! Ghastly grapes! What else?

376 next birthday.

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How many kumquats are you going to eat to celebrate?

It was flying fine, until we engaged the turbo haddock.

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What caused you to fishtail and then spin out?

Split Pea.

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The Wayback machine has broken down and we seem to have a mongol horde descending on us; any suggestions, boy Sherman?

Obscure reference for the win.

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I need something to cure my reference for the win, what would you recomend?

Garbanzo!

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