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Tante Shvester
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What's the male version of the chick pea?

Quarter to three.

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Sterling
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We have a beheading on the field at two; when should we schedule the drawing-and-quartering?

Bunny ears do not make that cute.

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Isn't Quasimodo adorable?

I told you so.

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Do, Re, Me, Fa, Snark, La, Ti, Do?

Look, its Pinky.

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What did Lenin's "friends" say whenever he came into the room?


I saw it on the radio.

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So where was the burning bush?

He's coming, he's always coming. But he never gets here.

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When is Santa Claus coming?

I said it wasn't purple.

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Have you ever seen the rain?

Masked crusaders working overtime

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Who burnt down the Holy Land this week?

I blame that burning bush over there.

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Tante Shvester
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Of all the politicians burned in effigy this evening, which do you think was the one that whipped the crowd of onlookers into such a riotous frenzy?

Nope, that's Sarah Palin.

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Hey! Is that Nana Mouskouri over there?

There's no I in team.

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Tante Shvester
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Why did you get eliminated in the first round of the spelling bee?

The color purple.

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What rhymes with epidermal?

Who are you? Who-who, who-who?

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Sterling
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Do you really want to know?

Jump, jive, and then you wail.

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So let me get this stright-- we're supposed to hurtle spears at a large mammal while we dance?

It was a LOVELY violet.

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So what did your appendix look like when they took it out?


Cold, wrinkled, and dead

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Hows that McCain Campaign doing in Michigan?

About as good as could be expected under the terminal circumstances.

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Jonathan Howard
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So, Herr Eichmann, how do you like your chamber?

Pimple, pimple, little brat,
Why the BEEP are you so fat?
On my face, you piece of BEEP,
You perpetually just sit.

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Could you give an example of this observed declining quality in teen angst poetry?

I was expecting a nod at Derrida.

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Jonathan Howard
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What's the difference between differance?

The answer lies in the Umpa Lumpas and Mein Kampf.

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Sterling
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What do you mean when you say "The Fourth Reich will be short, orange, and mighty?"

(I resisted a couple of answers that were arguably funnier, but in bad taste...)

Society frowns on such forms of venture capitalism.

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If the Umpa Lumpa genocide goes through as planned, you all make a pretty, So what's the problem?

(I was afraid I killed begging the question by being an English major.)

I'm sorry.

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Jonathan Howard
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Why did you brutally commit genocide againse the Umpa Lumpas?

I drink therefore I am.

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Darth_Mauve
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Is that you DesCartes de Drunk?

No, its Walden the Wino

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Tante Shvester
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Wow, looks like Bozo the Clown has fallen on some tough times, huh?

That's what she said.

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Did you just say "Nah, easier giving up all physique, and focussing on the mind. Body decays, but mind stays in the collective human repository of metaphysics. Kant, not c***." or what?!

Nobody knows the trouble I've seen.

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Sterling
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So, what is it like beyond the event horizon of a black hole?

I see a little silhouetto of a man.

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WUT DO U C IN DA TAROT CARDZ?

FLUFFY, ADORABLE, AN LAWTS OV TROUBLE.

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Tante Shvester
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What were the names of the three little kittens of lost mitten fame?

Well, there's always bacon.

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Your majesty, who can we get to write a whole bunch of plays under a pseudonym to enhance England's reputation?

Much ado about nothing.

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So what are you going to title your memoir about Nader's 2008 presidential run?

Pick it up and run with it.

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Now Timmy, do you remember what daddy said about his soldering iron?

Well dance of course! Dance like a nut, shake about and spit as you sing!

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What's the best way of conveying my enthusiasm for a job during the interview?

I didn't know it would cost so much.

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You promised us amusing outings and tea parties on the ceiling if we went with the Nanny State thing, so how come all we got was the bank going bust?

I am the Ghost of Yontif Past.

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Sterling
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Oy, who's the kvetching schlemiel in the white robes?

Armageddon is the party platform.

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Tante Shvester
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What answer killed the Begging the Question thread?

That's a recipe for disaster.

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Sugar and spice and a handful of lice.

Why did the chicken cross the toad?

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ahhhhhhhhhhh Mr.Y the question goes first! I guess I'll try to post .. i'm ... So .. Confused ... (I think I'm overreacting)

Which discount shampoo distributer do you use?

It will allmost work.

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Will MAD keep the nukes from falling?

The blueberry seed, duh!

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So how do we get more Smurfs, exactly...?

Jug, kazoo, and theremin.

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Tante Shvester
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You're a one-man marching band? Exactly what instruments do you march with?

Not now, I'm about to sneeze.

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Eskimo kiss, anyone?

Even games with simple rules can be difficult at first.

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You broke your arm playing Solitaire?


Totally unacceptable attire for a Rottweiler.

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Did you see the outfit I picked out for Jezebel?

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I find it hard to believe that you shot him 6 times with a revolver by accident.



Only two exes.

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How would you rate my beautiful backside?

That would be on the Richter scale.

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Worst blind date ever! I thought you said she was a Perfect 10?!


Sorta like a donut, but without sprinkles.

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What is a bagel?

With the power of soul, anything is possible.

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Why do you hum James Brown songs while scratchin' your lottery tickets?


That'll cost you extra.

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"Kristen, can I have the special?" - Former Governor Spitzer


(Dead, I got that from Hendrix's band of gypsies!)


All I've got is these cheeseburgers, man.

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