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T_Smith
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You actually sent OSC a virtual wedgie?

Exactly. That's my point.

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ae
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Is that a rapier, or are you just happy to see me?

Very, very sure of it. Cross my heart, hope to die, bugger me in the ass sure.

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Frisco
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I don't think that psychologist was a pain in the butt. I mean, how positive are you that you DON'T have an anal fixation?

He was positively revolting.

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T_Smith
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So you met Bob this weekend?

How am I supposed to know that!? I don't even know where he came from!

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Steel
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Oh my God! So what happened after the bear ate your mountain climbing party?

Well, he's the god of vegetables. Beans, to be precise.

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Leonide
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Why is that group of fanatical worshippers calling George "His Mighty Flatulance?"

With the right song and dance, you can get away with murder.

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Steel
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So your plan is to induce her into the Macarena and then stab her in the back?

You know, I've always wondered what Moon-cheese would taste like.

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Jenny Gardener
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What would you eat if you could have anything you wanted?

No! No! Take it away!

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T_Smith
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Wanna see am oompaloompa?

Padlov's dog just wanted to kill the cat.

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Mr.Funny
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Why is that canine attacking the small bulldozer-type vehicle?

French fries covered with grease.

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Chuckles
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What's that new fad diet I keep hearing about?

Only once, but it was remarkably painful, all things considered.

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flyby
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Have you ever eaten a marshmallow?

Constantly.

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Mr.Funny
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How often do you post on Hatrack?

Across the Bridge of Kazah-Dum!

NOTE: I probably spelled the name of the bridge wrong but thats OK...

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Nato
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Where'd you leave your spellchecker?

I got a puppy instead.

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Mr.Funny
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Did you run around the city screaming that the sky is falling?

It was the cheese! YOU JUST GOTTA BELIEVE ME!!!!

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T_Smith
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Who stole the cookies from the cookie jar?

He is trying to destroy people, and succeeding at it.

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sylvrdragon
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EEEE GADS. What is he doing with those toe nail clippers?

Yep, I told him not to fake it.

[This message has been edited by sylvrdragon (edited January 14, 2003).]

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T_Smith
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So all this time, your split personality wasn't really an alien?

Something about cheese and giant inflatable mice that just make people love disneyland.

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ae
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Woah, what's with all these half-naked weirdoes at the concession booths? And, eh, what're those two doing with the... eurgh!

Yellow is a mystical experience shared by everybody.

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Khavanon
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Why do you get the yellow post?

That's why I quit my job blowing leaves.

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Diosmel Duda
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Your name is the Lorax; you speak for the trees?

Everyone needs a Thneed, for that matter.

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MyrddinFyre
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So you believe that everyone wants a Thwant?

It was not a googlism!

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Dan_raven
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Welcome to the Internet. It is a land where he who gets the most hits is king. What term should we use for it?

The Spartan wars.

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jeniwren
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Hey, let's have a contest to see who can live with the least amount of furniture! But, what should we call the contest?

Two shakes of a rat's tail.

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T_Smith
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Hey Ms. Voodoo, how do I get rid of these stupid warts?

Our house is in the middle of the street.

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flyby
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What is that cardboard box in the middle of the road?

I can only say that Mr. Clean sent it.

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Leonide
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Why is this chain-mail underwear lemon scented?

Some rise by sin, and some by virtue fall.

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T_Smith
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I wonder what all those porno addicts think about.

Well, Im imagining theres no heaven, but hell only seems to have gotten bigger.

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Frisco
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A Hatrack afterlife??

I will not change!

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T_Smith
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Didn't you wear that last week?

Cause Im a very important person.

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Xavier
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Why do you wear that damn Burger King crown everywhere you go?

Because it keeps vampires away, stupid.

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flyby
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Why are those garlic cloves around your neck? What is it, some new fashion statement?

Up, up, up, then down, down, down.

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jehovoid
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Mr. Dole, can you summarize the before-and-after effects of the medication?

The King of Pop.

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jeniwren
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Orvill Reddenbacher, I hear you're changing your name to something easier to spell. What's the new name?

Ping pong, you're a ding dong.

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Diosmel Duda
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You've made up a language that's a cross between English and Chinese? What's it sound like?

Mary go round.

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advice for robots
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Who comes around?

Glass wipes.

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NdRa
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Jeez, how do you get your teeth so sparkly white?

I prefer small bills, in unmarked envelopes.

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Dan_raven
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What is that small print in Bush's new tax bill?

Do not feed the Democrats.

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Leonide
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What's the sign say next to the Carter/Clinton/Cleveland exhibit?

One ring to bring them all and in the darkness bind them.

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Nick
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You threw your wedding ring where? You threw it in Mount Doom(orodruin)?

Not all who wander are lost.

[This message has been edited by Nick (edited January 15, 2003).]

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Dan_raven
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You're the wanderer? The Wanderer? Do you wander, wander, wander, wander, wander because you are lost?

I may not know where I am or where I am going, but I am not lost.

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jeniwren
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Honey, look, there's a gas station. Shouldn't we stop and ask for directions?

Men. Can't live with them, can't shoot 'em.

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T_Smith
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So theres a new species on the endangered list. What species and guidelines did they set up?

Aww nuts to that.

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Nick
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I lost my Italian Chain-mesh Undies! Does anybody know where I can get more?

No, but I can do other things.

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TimeTim
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At the corner Ialian store, young man, at the corner Italian store.

Only Moses Hoses would do a thing like that!

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Nick
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"At the Italian store, young man, at the italian store."

That's not a question TimeTim. Do you know how to play this game?

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Frisco
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TimeTim says: The game shall not be interrupted.

When you're hot, you're hot.

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Nick
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Really Frisco? You just did.

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Frisco
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The main goal is to post something that makes sense with the answer. If you can't do it with a question, at least have it make sense. Ha! I will never stop the flow.

Shoot. You're right.

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Nato
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To get back on track.. Re: "You just did."

Haha! What bum was fool enough to go out with your mother?

Re: "Shoot. You're right."

Isn't it a little unwise to use endangered species for target practice?

Just a screwdriver and a couple waffles.

(Edit: Whoops..)

[This message has been edited by Nato (edited January 15, 2003).]

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