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Kwea
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No, it isn't.
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I googled... head is now dizzy... I try not to be TOO pesimistic, but in this case...

Everyone give up. There is no hope.

It seems people on the net have been trying to find the source of this quote since at least May 2003

Some of the particularly interesting threads that discuss this:

http://msgboard.snopes.com/cgi-bin/ultimatebb.cgi?ubb=print_topic;f=75;t=000868

http://msgboard.snopes.com/cgi-bin/ultimatebb.cgi?ubb=print_topic;f=32;t=000374

(someone in that last thread thought it came from Ender's Game because a google search brought up a thread on Philoticweb... [Big Grin] )

A few sites with movie scripts:

http://www.imsdb.com/
http://scifiscripts.com/
http://www.allmoviescripts.com/
http://www.joblo.com/moviescripts.php
http://www.moviequotes.com/

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LOL. Ok, I just checked the date on THIS thread and it preceeds the others! Duh.

Well, someone better put the line in a movie soon. Seems like I *did* hear it in the new version of Willy Wonka...

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I have asked the 100 hour board (http://theboard.byu.edu/index.php?area=about) and if they turn up stumped then I am willing to give up.
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I too could've sworn I heard it in the new Willy Wonka, but I'm also thinking Red Dwarf or a Mel Brooks film.
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There is a line in the simpsons that sounds familier, this one:

Homer: What does it do?
Marge: It doesn't do anything.
Homer: No really, come on.
Marge: If it does anything, it's doing it right now.

It also sounds like it could've came from Third Rock from the Sun, or Hitchhikers guide to the galaxy though...

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The person who bumped this thread should be shot. Jonathan Howard, you are on my list. And I don't mean Christmas.
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Hmm after searching, I now think it could've also come from Calvin and Hobbes.

So which forum was the first that asked this question anyway?

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I would have to say...the line comes from nowhere. Surely the IMDb would have the quote somewhere, you know they have all the clever and memorable quotes from every movie you could think of. And don't you think at least ONE person in the world would be able to recall EXACTLY where it came from? Once more, for all to hear, THE LINE DOES NOT EXIST outside of the crazed search for its origin.
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I take responsibility for linking it in the Juvenile Jokes thread.

[Taunt]

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Spiderman: The Lizard Sanction by Diane Duane, G.P. Putnam's Sons, 1995, hardback, p. 143.

quote:
Peter looked from it to Kavanagh. "What's it do?"
"Do? It doesn't do anything. It just sits there."

Closest I've ever seen, so I thought I'd post it.
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My big thread on IMDB is...gone!

I just bought "Mudd's Women" from e-bay. I'll let you all know what I find.

But it's definitely NOT from "I, Mudd," or "Trouble with Tribbles."

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I think it's amazing that we started an internet phenomenom over this quote.
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I thought we already settled this.

It's from Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory.

Spoken by Gene Wilder.

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No it is not.

It is not from anywhere.

And we HAVE settled that, multiple times. [Razz]

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Rivka,

Just because we've settled it doesn't mean that we still can't discuss or debate it. Wait, let me call Tresopax in here...

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Kwea
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He will be offended we said it didn't DO anything.


It exists, that is SOMETHING....


[Big Grin]

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It's from Seven Brides for Seven Brothers. [Razz]
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My roommate's best friend's great uncle say's it's from an old Hoppy Turnbow skit called "Once I Ate Seventeen Quarters At A Hotel In Cleveland".

True story. Says he watched it the other day to be sure, and there it was.

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rivka
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I am going to hunt you two down, and kill you in your sleep.
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[Big Grin]

So, SriLankaCon is now a possibility, and even more important, I might become half-real. Cool! [Cool]

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SriLankaCon Activities
3pm Rivka's plane arrives
5pm Ender's Game skits
6pm Miniatures contest
7pm dinner
8pm Sci-fi film
12am sleep
1230am [Frown]
1am Rivka flees country

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rivka
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Oh, please. Asleep at midnight at a HatrackCon? HAH!
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If she takes frisco to Sri Lanka when she kills you, then you are totally real.
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rivka
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Why would I do that?

(Hit the ball, drag Bill. Hit the ball, drag Bill . . .)

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Just to make her real. For a minute.
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Morbo
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Plus, then she could sing "I left Frisco's heart in Sri Lanka."
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Maybe not sing, exactly. Warble. Croon. Mumble. Nah. What's a good word for "sings very very badly off-key to the point of hurting ears until they bleed"?
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rivka
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Hey! I sing perfectly well, thank you. [Razz]

You wouldn't be singing, remember? Being dead and all.

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Oh, alright then. [Smile]
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Hey, I just found this old thread and I was wondering... does anyone know what movie the line is from?

<Hijinks ensue. And/or pummeling.>

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You have reaffirmed my belief in God Papa Moose. If evil personified exists, then I accept that good personified exists. Good personified is God.

You sir are EVIL, ergo God exists! My testimony thanks you.

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Anything I can do to help.
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Papa! I love you!
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[Party]
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[Evil]
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I think Card should write it into the Ender's Game movie out of sheer spite.
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quote:
Originally posted by Kwea:
[Evil]

Just awful.
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quote:
Originally posted by Sterling:
I think Card should write it into the Ender's Game movie out of sheer spite.

Definitely!!!
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http://s98.photobucket.com/albums/l269/hosmackah/beauty/?action=view¤t=img002.flv

I thought we all agreed....this is the answer.

But...In Like Flint, In Like Flint. I remember that movie, it was great fun. Now I have an excuse to see it again...

And, Strider...what do you mean, "We"?

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Given the number of people who are sure they know the quote but have never seen the movie, it seems doubtful that it is the primary source.
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quote:
Originally posted by Boothby171:
http://s98.photobucket.com/albums/l269/hosmackah/beauty/?action=view¤t=img002.flv

I thought we all agreed....this is the answer.

But...In Like Flint, In Like Flint. I remember that movie, it was great fun. Now I have an excuse to see it again...

And, Strider...what do you mean, "We"?

I think we have a winner?
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I've called it as the winning entry.

Unfortunately, there are now sects to the "That's the beauty of it, it doesn't do anything" faith, and not everyone agrees with me.

APOSTATES! BLASPHEMERS!

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This is all over, and has been for years. No one ever knows where that exact quote comes from.

quote:
http://s98.photobucket.com/albums/l269/hosmackah/beauty/?action=view¤t=img002.flv
is probably the closest we'll come.

I vote winner.

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I disagree. Merely having found some form of the quote doesn't count; it has to be a quote from a source that could plausibly have been the origin of the meme (i.e. popular with a significant section of the demographic.)
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rivka
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I agree with Tom.
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With the entire Internet looking for the answer, you figure they'd had found it by now... if it existed.

Heck, they found that Burgess Meredith clip, didn't they? That's pretty out there and obscure to begin with.

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I hate to say it, but I tend to agree with TomD on this. The Burgess Meredith clip is too...arcane.

Well, I put in a request for "In Like Flint" at my local library...I'll have to let you know what I find.

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Seriously, when Ender's Game is finally made into a movie, it MUST have these lines in it. Somewhere. I love that.
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quote:
Originally posted by Nighthawk:
With the entire Internet looking for the answer, you figure they'd had found it by now... if it existed.

Bingo!
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