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vegimo
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He said the M&Ms were sweaty. The kids are fine. (except for the fact that their parent gives them defective candy)
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as long as candy is sweet and not poisonous, its not really defective
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What about Sour Balls then?

[ May 01, 2014, 04:49 AM: Message edited by: Mr. Y ]

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If your sour balls are sweaty too...
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Am I not supposed to keep the M&Ms warm in my armpit before distributing the candy? Was that wrong?
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Actually it's just like taking your temperature... While the armpit does work, it's the other place that gets best results. [Evil]
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In your mouth?

But don't they melt during the hand>mouth transition?

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M&Ms: they melt in mid air.
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Marek
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who would have guessed M&Ms are what it took to kill this thread
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This thread is allergic to peanuts.
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Marek
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i thought maybe a chocolate allergy
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Yes, but with an peanut allergy nobody can mention Woodstock.
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the concert or the little bird?
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A little bird told me to stop posting here.
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way to rebel against the birds
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You better watch out, or them birds will get angry...
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i hope they dont attack my pigs
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If they do, you could always send them to Rio.
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Marek
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Neah, the birds down there are all crazy
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It's all that samba music... that would drive anyone crazy.
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it's all the same really
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Same difference, I think you mean.
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tico, taco, ya ya ya.
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Tuco, Blondie, Angel Eyes
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banana
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Frozen Banana Guacamole
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There's always money in the (guacamole) banana stand.
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What about the (banana) guacamole stand?
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Mr. Y
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Once there was a banana who wanted to make a fashion statement. So he wrote a letter d on himself and declared that he was now a bandana.
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I can't top that, Mr. Y.
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Marek
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it was a very appealing story
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Thanks, I have a bunch of them.
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I think it's time for me to split. Close the thread, moderator.
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Marek
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I don't like that plan
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New plan: keep posting outrageous and offensive statements in the hope that the thread will be closed by the moderator. Possibly the only way to actually get the last post.
Though, on second thought, the moderator usually feels it's necessary to add a post describing the nature of the infraction and such.

*shrugs* Well... back to the drawing board.

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hmm, well maybe i could post something confusing, and no one would know what to post after it.
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I guess that means step 1 involves becoming the mod.
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Wouldn't that be cheating?
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Perhaps we could agree that the last post cannot be made by a moderator.
And while we're thinking up rules for this most excellent game, we could add the rule that any post that causes this thread to be closed will also not be eligable for the last post position.

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Or we could just agree that *this* post is the last post. And nobody will post after it.
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Works for me
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If somebody who was new had never before posted on hatrack, and posted on this thread saying "I will lose," would the time/space continuum just split in two, causing an alternate timeline, or would all life as we know it cease to exist?
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You two are in on this together!
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Can you please specify which two posters you are accusing of collusion?
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Didn't you read? "You two".
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Their music is okay, but Bono can be a bit much when he gives speeches.
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I'm not opposed to conspiracy in general, but i never get to play, even tho my dad is a Mason, so unfair.
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I take one little vacation and suddenly someone has the last post for over 5 days? Unacceptable!
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Totally acceptable, if you're me.
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I just wanted to give Marek a sense of false hope. Short of a calamity, I planned on coming back and making the last post. For the record.
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