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Jim-Me
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quote:
beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy
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[No No]
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Jim-Me
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how can you disagree with Ben Franklin?
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"here we have grain, the simplest of God's nourishment, but for which the Lord intended a more divine means of consumption."
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Sex.

That's all the proof I need.
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What about Sam Adams, huh? He was a brewer and a patriot!
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Jim-Me
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Ramdac, you mean this one, right?

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Friar Tuck: This is grain, which any fool can eat, but for which the Lord intended a more divine means of consumption. Let us give praise to our maker and glory to his bounty by learning about... BEER.
Special thanks to IMDB
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Ramdac99
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Sorry Jim, I was just going from memory. I guess I should have checked. O.K. how bout this one, "we, got loose keg sightings by the freshman dorms" ^_^
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Sex.

That's all the proof I need.
That sounds rude. Allow me to elaborate:

Any God that makes the Procreation that fun, deserves my worship.
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Any God that makes the Procreation that fun, deserves my worship.
or maybe we just wouldn't do it if it was oterwise.
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That's even more genious!

(I think my spelling gland isn't working to well today.)
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Jim-me takes movie quotes very seriously. [Smile]

It's one of the many things I like about him.
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Jim-Me
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more beer, more sex, let's worship!

*feeling a bit like bacchus today*
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The beauty of globular clusters.
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That's the raciest thing I've ever seen Tatiana post.
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How 'bout music?

I mean really, is there any rational explaination for the universal appeal of music?
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Jim-Me
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quote:
Originally posted by katharina:
That's the raciest thing I've ever seen Tatiana post.
I don't think I can post further in this thread without getting slapped.

But yes, Bev, Music is another wonderful, universal, and almost purely spiritual experience.

what started as a poor dobie is actually turning into a pretty good refutation of Twinky's "there is more evil than good in the world".

Teach me to make a joke...
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St. Paul in his letter to the Ephesians
Said, "It came to me upon a midnight clear
I finished writing all of my gospel
Now all I seem to want is sex and beer"

Marc Antony looked down on Caesar�s body
He said "Friends, Romans, Countrymen, lend me you ear
I did not come here to praise Caeser
I came here for sex and beer

Chorus
Sex and beer, sex and beer
Are the two things we hold dear
Sex and beer, sex and beer
Are the things we like �round here
- Sex and Beer, Pat McCurdy
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