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Rico
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Who would win in a fight, cavemen or astronauts? (guess where it's from and you get a cookie!)

Seriously though, who do you think would win?

Assuming the astronauts had no tools or advanced equipment I think they would still be able to beat the cavemen. True, the cavemen are probably in better physical shape because their survival depends on it on a daily basis but I believe the astronauts could use their advanced intelligence to craft weapons out of the environment.

Plus, they have spiffy space suits to cushion the blows!

Let the battle be joined!
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I would.
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quote:
Plus, they have spiffy space suits to cushion the blows!
Just because you are an astronaut doesn't mean you are always wearing a space suit.

After all, I'm a professional nerd, and I don't always wear my pocket protector.
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I saw this episode. Captain Kirk totally won.
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Rico
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Don't you wish you did though?

Oh and MPH I'm not so sure about you winning, judging by your name you might require some assembly beforehand. [Evil]
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Tante Shvester
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Who would win in a fight, Stair Master or Ticket Master?
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quote:
I saw this episode. Captain Kirk totally won.
[Roll Eyes]
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Tante Shvester
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quote:
Originally posted by AntiCool:
I saw this episode. Captain Kirk totally won.
That wasn't a caveman; that was a lizard man. Who was also a space man, from the ship of lizard folk.
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You owe me a cookie; it's from Angel. [Wink]

And with no weapons or technology, cavemen would win without a doubt.
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Isn't talking to yourself the first sign of going insane?
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Tante Shvester
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Who would win in a fight, Coke or Pepsi?
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He talks of himself in third-person all the time. Is that a sign of going insane too?
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quote:
That wasn't a caveman; that was a lizard man. Who was also a space man, from the ship of lizard folk.
That's crazy talk. Lizard men aren't real.
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Picard is better than Kirk!
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Tante Shvester
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Have some tranya.
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Tante Shvester
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Who would win in a fight, compass or protractor?
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quote:
Picard is better than Kirk!
Well, he certainly had a snappier uniform.
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quote:
Originally posted by kojabu:
Picard is better than Kirk!
True. And I so dig that chrome dome. Grrr!
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Rico
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Everyone knows Lizard men exist.

Leprechauns on the other hand, do not.
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Tante Shvester
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Who would win in a fight, leprechauns or lizard men?
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quote:
Who would win in a fight, compass or protractor?
The pocket protector beats them both. And the Nerd rules over them all.
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Who would win in a fight, leprechauns or lizard men?
The new purple horseshoes would win.
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Tante Shvester
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Who would win in a fight, Mr. Spock or Dr. Spock?
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I think this thread is drawing new members.
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Porter doesn't think so.
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Haha, ok let me rephrase:

I think this thread is spawning new user names.
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Rico
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Boy, this thread sure is popular with the fungi!
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Tante Shvester
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I have an unbeatable system for winning in "Rock-Paper-Scissor-Shoot!"

I always choose "Shoot" This leaves me with superior fire power that no mere paper, rock or scissor can overcome.
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quote:
Originally posted by beverly:
He talks of himself in third-person all the time. Is that a sign of going insane too?
Unless you're Clark Kent.

And possibly even then.
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The Panda eats, shoots, and leaves.
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I think this thread is spawning new user names.
I don't think so. Nobody posting here created their user name this month, let alone tonight.
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Tante Shvester
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Who would win in a fight, Percy Byshhe Shelley or William Wordsworth?
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I don't think so. Nobody posting here created their user name this month, let alone tonight.
I did!
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Tante Shvester
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Who would win in a fight, Sundials or Automatic Re-dials?
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quote:
Originally posted by mr_porteiro_head:
quote:
I think this thread is spawning new user names.
I don't think so. Nobody posting here created their user name this month, let alone tonight.
Ok, I didn't notice that. Let me rephrase again. It's bringing previously created user names out of the woodworks.

edit: that's what I was going for all along, seriously, i blame the fact that it's 1.35 am and i should have been asleep an hour and a half ago. and i stopped capitalizing. Ahhh!
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Uncle Rico
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That's right!
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Rico
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Sundials because they harness the power of the sun.
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Tante Shvester
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Who would win in a fight, woodworks or waterworks?
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Who would win in a fight, [Kiss] or [Group Hug] ?
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Waterworks!
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Rico
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Water makes wood decompose, no challenge there!

Who would win in a fight, Rico or Uncle Rico?
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Who would win in a fight, [Confused] or [Dont Know] ?
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I think they're both just too confused to do anything but stare at each other and wonder why they're even thinking about fighting.
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Tante Shvester
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quote:

Who would win in a fight, Rico or Uncle Rico?
Rico, because his post count is higher.

But I'd trounce them both. My post count is through the roof, on this thread alone.
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quote:
Who would win in a fight, Rico or Uncle Rico?
If you have to ask...
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Who would win in a fight, an awake kojabu or a very sleepy one?

[Wave] nighty night.
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Who would win in a fight -- a 2E AD&D 20th level wizard or a 100 ton omnimech?
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Who would win in a fight, Tante Shvester or [Sleep] ?

[Sleep] wins. G'night!
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He talks of himself in third-person all the time. Is that a sign of going insane too?
I don't know, but I know Telperion wants some more bread.
[Smile]
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MPH will give you some when you come out to Utah to visit. [Smile]

MPH

edit: I'm glad you liked it. The credit all goes to bev. [Smile]
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