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Noemon
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The Shakespearean Insulter is just too great on a site not to post.

[ March 07, 2006, 06:28 PM: Message edited by: Noemon ]

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Teshi
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Thou art the best o' th' cut-throats.
[Big Grin]
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Were I like thee I'd throw away myself.
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My favorites are the ones that actually come from the plays.
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Noemon
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Yeah, mine too. I didn't even realize that they weren't all taken from the plays until you mentioned it.
This one
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[Thou art] a most notable coward, an infinite and endless liar, an hourly promise breaker, the owner of no one good quality.
is my current favorite.
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Narnia
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ooh, it's online now? I've had the book of all of them for a few years. The way the insults are categorized and indexed make for hours of hilarity. [Smile]
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[Thine] breath stinks with eating toasted cheese.

Taken from: Henry VI, part 2

Limburger?
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Thou crusty botch of nature!
See also: Darwin Awards.
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quote:
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Thou crusty botch of nature!
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[Eek!] I read that as "busty crotch", not "crusty botch"... [ROFL]
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Thou clay-brained guts, thou knotty-pated fool, thou whoreson obscene greasy tallow-catch!

Taken from: Henry IV, part I


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Thou art unfit for any place but hell.
Too true. [Wink]
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Carrie
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Idol of idiot-worshippers!
Hey, wait - I've never even been on "American Idol"...
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Thou wert best set thy lower part where thy nose stands.

Taken from: All's Well That Ends Well

Oh no he didn't!
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Thou art some fool, I am loath to beat thee.
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TheHumanTarget
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If you spend word for word with me, I shall make your wit bankrupt.

Taken from: The Two Gentlemen of Verona

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Your virginity breeds mites, much like a cheese.

Taken from: All's Well That Ends Well

[Blushing] [Laugh] [Big Grin]
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Thou hast more earwax than brains.
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Chris Kidd
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Wha I can't hear you speak up.
[Big Grin] [Razz] [Hat]

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I think thou wast created for men to breathe themselves upon thee
(all's well that ends well)

ketchupqueen: LOL!!!! [Big Grin] [Big Grin] [Big Grin]

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My bots have a Shakespeare Insulter built in to their code. [Big Grin] Alas, my bots are offline at the moment. Those mewling dread-bolted nut-hooks! [Mad]
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