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Not Noemon
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I am not Noemon, and neither are you.
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Samprimary
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I'm not hal needham either!

which sucks, because I would have loved to have made Megaforce.

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Hello, Not Noemon.

Who else are you not?

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Lisa
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I'm not Chevy Chase.
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You're a pipe!
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Are you Dick Button?
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Alcon
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I am not someone who wears lots of really smelly cologne to work. But someone who works near me is. The smell is nearly overwhelming. Yuck.
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I'm not Spartacus!
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I am not an animal.

Well, technically ...

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Lisa
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"I am not a number!"
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I'm not Brian, and neither's my wife!
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quote:
Originally posted by Lisa:
"I am not a number!"

quote:
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Samprimary
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maybe in some way i AM hal needham.

http://www.impawards.com/1982/posters/megaforce.jpg

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Alcon
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My name is not Maximus Decimus Meridius. I am not Commander of the Armies of the North. Nor General of the Felix Legions. Definitely not Loyal servant to the true Emperor, Marcus Aurelius. Not a Father to a murdered son, husband to a murdered wife – and I won't have my vengeance, in this life nor the next.
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Not Noemon
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You know John Jacob Jingleheimer Schmidt? Well his name is not my name either.
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Lisa
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quote:
Originally posted by Samprimary:
quote:
Originally posted by Lisa:
"I am not a number!"

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Oh, God... I'm a number! ::sob!::
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Lisa
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quote:
Originally posted by Samprimary:
maybe in some way i AM hal needham.

http://www.impawards.com/1982/posters/megaforce.jpg

Broken.
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quote:
Originally posted by Not Noemon:
You know John Jacob Jingleheimer Schmidt? Well his name is not my name either.

Do people shout "There goes JJJS" when you go out? If so, do they always shout it?
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I am not the droids you are looking for.
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Don't call me Ishmael.
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Lisa
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I am not a paper cup

I am not my hair

I am not a robot

I'm not Lisa

Oh, wait. Yes, I am.

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I'm no one to be trifled with. That is all you ever need know.
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Alcon
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Now I am not the master.
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I am not your father.
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Jake
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Hello.
I am not Inigo Montoya.
You did not kill my father.
No preparation is necessary.

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Stop saying that!!
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[Big Grin]
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quote:
Originally posted by Jake:
Hello.
I am not Inigo Montoya.
You did not kill my father.
No preparation is necessary.

I am NOT Jake. Definitely not Jake. Any rumors that I am Jake are unsubstantiated and erroneous. I mean, how could I even post in the same thread with two different user names? Inconceivable!
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quote:
Originally posted by Lisa:



I am not a robot


Oh, wait. Yes, I am.

You heard it, Lisa is a Cylon.
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I am not Less than Jake.
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quote:
Originally posted by AchillesHeel:
quote:
Originally posted by Lisa:


I am not a robot

Oh, wait. Yes, I am.

You heard it, Lisa is a Cylon.
Cylon's aren't robots, you... you... racist!
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I won't tell you who I am not, because then I won't have to kill you.
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I'm not my job. I'm not how much money I have in the bank. I'm not the car I drive. I'm not the contents of my wallet. I'm not my f***ing khakis.
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quote:
Originally posted by Not Noemon:
quote:
Originally posted by Jake:
Hello.
I am not Inigo Montoya.
You did not kill my father.
No preparation is necessary.

I am NOT Jake. Definitely not Jake. Any rumors that I am Jake are unsubstantiated and erroneous. I mean, how could I even post in the same thread with two different user names? Inconceivable!
You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means.
/obligatory response

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quote:
Originally posted by Not Noemon:
I am not Noemon, and neither are you.

What does being Not Noemon have to do with not being Noemon?
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Not telling.
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Are you Noemon's identical twin brother?
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No, she's not Porter either.
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quote:
Stop saying that!!
Shouldn't that be, "Keep saying that!"
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I am not Sam I Am.


:head asplode:

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I do not think, therefore I am not.
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I am neither the Alpha, nor Omega.
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I am not your broom.
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I am not your brain. I'm also not your brain on drugs.
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I am not woman, hear me not roar
In numbers to big not to ignore.

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I am not your beast of burden.
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I am not your pizza burnin'.
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quote:
Originally posted by Lisa:
quote:
Originally posted by AchillesHeel:
quote:
Originally posted by Lisa:


I am not a robot

Oh, wait. Yes, I am.

You heard it, Lisa is a Cylon.
Cylon's aren't robots, you... you... racist!
I am not a specieist, some of my best friends are non-mammalian.
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I'm not Alice. Well I am Alice but not the Alice...

Nah I'm really not Alice.

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I may or may not be Vin Diesel, or Summer Glau.

(mostly may not)

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