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Darth_Mauve
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You might be a Klingon if you shoot someone for insulting you, and insult someone for shooting you.

You might be a Klingon if everyday is a good day to die.

You might be a Klingon if you like your food to writhe and wiggle like a gutted enemy on the battlefield.

You might be a Klingon if you like your opera like you like your women--loud, lyrical, and leather clad.

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You might be a Klingon if you prefer your revenge served cold.
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You might be my last roomate if you are pretty much everything that you might be a klingon for in these lists
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You might be a Klingon if you have a high, wide forehead with a bony ridge running up it.
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rivka
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quote:
Originally posted by advice for robots:
You might be a Klingon if you have a high, wide forehead with a bony ridge running up it.

But only after 1970.
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Geraine
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You might be a Klingon if you think a straight, hard surface is more comfortable to sleep on than a mattress.
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You might forever be called "That guy that played a Klingon" if you play a Klingon for over a decade across two TV shows.
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You might be a Klingon if you prefer your Shakespeare in its original (Klingon) language.

(I just did a marathon of the original movies; they were even better than I remembered [Big Grin] .)

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quote:
Originally posted by Dan_Frank:
You might forever be called "That guy that played a Klingon" if you play a Klingon for over a decade across two TV shows.

And 5 films. He even appeared in Star Trek 6.
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You might be a Klingon if you were married to Barbara Eden.
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You might be a Ferengi if you sell stuff you don't own to people you don't like for a price they can't afford and smile the entire time.
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quote:
Originally posted by Darth_Mauve:
You might be a Ferengi if you sell stuff you don't own to people you don't like for a price they can't afford and smile the entire time.

Or you might just be a banker.
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You might be a Klingon if this song is incredibly offensive to you.
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Rabbit--there is a difference?
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quote:
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quote:
Originally posted by advice for robots:
You might be a Klingon if you have a high, wide forehead with a bony ridge running up it.

But only after 1970.
Outgeeked by rivka again. [Grumble]
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I would apologize.

But a) I'm not really sorry, and 2) those years of my life have to be good for SOMETHING! [Wink]

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quote:
Tah pagh, tah beh!

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