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Anthro
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Erm. . .anyone know where the links to the LotR parody scripts are?

[ February 26, 2004, 09:44 PM: Message edited by: Anthro ]

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Raia
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*points to Narnia*

SHE ATE THEM!

Well, no, but she does know where they are... [Wink] Ask her!

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Narnia
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Calm everyone, I have the situation under control! [Wink]

The Fellowship of the Ring

The Two Towers

Return of the King

These are all by Lemonlye, or Mollyringwraith as she's known on Livejournal. [Wink] Her character commentary on the Oscar nominations can also be found on TORN right here.

Crisis averted, glad I could be of help.

[Big Grin]

( Here is some more cool parody-esque fan stuff that she's posted lately. It's really really funny. [Smile] )

[ February 27, 2004, 01:58 AM: Message edited by: Narnia ]

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Beren One Hand
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quote:
SAMWISE: You know, not that I'm complaining or anything, but I kind of thought it would be more dramatic.


[ROFL]

Oh Narn, you crack me up.

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Narnia
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*I* didn't write it!! [Wink] I just post all the cleverness and laugh my head off! Here's a favorite of mine:

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SAURON: Give up the Ring!

FRODO: Never!

SAURON: Fool! Wilt thou contend with the might of Sauron?

FRODO: Do what you will! The Ring has come to me!

SAURON: So be it! Thou shalt be borne away to my deepest dungeouns, where thou shalt be forced to watch my collection of Jennifer Lopez movies!!!

FRODO: AAAAAAAAAAAAA! Here! Take it! Take it!



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I wouldn't mind watching Out of Sight again. [Smile]
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Does anyone have a link to The Very Secret Journals handy?
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quote:
FRODO: I can't bear it. Life is horrid. My heart is shriveled and my soul is dead. The blackness of despair shrouds my eyes. I choke on pain and anguish.
SAM: That's it - no more listening to The Cure for you.

[Big Grin]
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Nato
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http://www.google.com/search?q=the%20very%20secret%20diaries%20of%20the%20fellowship
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Narnia
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Those are frequin hilarious!!

From Aragorn's diary:

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Day Six:
Orcs killed: none. Disappointing. Stubble update: I look rugged and manly. Yes!
Keep wanting to drop-kick Gimli. Holding myself back.
Still not King.


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Narnia
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ok ok ok, only one more!!

Pippin wrote:

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DAY FIFTEEN

Lothlorien v. pretty. Accidentally walked in on Gimli taking a bath. Now understand what Gandalf meant about there being scarier things than Orcs. And was that Aragorn hiding under all the bubbles? May have night
mares for weeks.


And I think that the Ringwraith's diary is the funniest.

[ February 27, 2004, 03:11 PM: Message edited by: Narnia ]

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Thanks, Nato!
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quote:
Accidentally walked in on Gimli taking a bath
dwarves take baths????

FG

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Anthro
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I love you Narnia.
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After seeing the title of this thread, I was quite ready to come in and answer, "Why, have you checked the Wardrobe?"
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Ah, another reason to love hatrack! People drop allusions to stuff I have read. And when I make allusions to things, people actually get them! [Smile]
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Taal, I read your post hearing the British accent I'm pretty sure you wrote it in. [Smile]
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[Blushing] Anthro, I think we should get to know each other better before you make rash statements like that. *wink* I'm glad to see as big of a silly fan of those parodies as I am though. [Smile]

ak, I'm so glad to see you. I've missed you!!!

Taal, katarina said it, and I was thinking the same thing.

One more funny. Just one. I promise. [Wink]

Arwen wrote:

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Day Fifteen

Went all the way to the Gap of Rohan only to find there is no Gap in Rohan. Not even a Banana Republic. False advertising!



[ February 28, 2004, 04:07 AM: Message edited by: Narnia ]

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Oh, and Raia, where in Sam Kalugi have you been?? I misses my Raia!! *sniffle* (But if you're being a responsible adult and staying off of hatrack to get your homework done and maintain peace in your life and household, then I'm proud of you and I'll email you later.) (((Raia)))
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Must . . . not . . . lose . . . these . . . [ROFL]
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Ok, here's a new gem hosted by mollyringwraith on LJ (a friend of hers wrote it). It's LotR with The Princess Bride. How can you go wrong?

Read it.

Here's one of my favorite parts:

quote:
Fangorn Forest
MERRY: We'll never succeed. We may as well die here.
PIPPIN: No, no. [still gasping] We have already succeeded. I mean, what are the three terrors of Fangorn Forest? One, the orc that followed us in here. We already lost him. Two, hobbit-eating tree, which you were clever enough to discover what that looks like, so in the future we can avoid that too.
MERRY: Pippin, what about the T.O.U.S.'s?
PIPPIN: Treeherders Of Unusual Size? I don't think they exist.


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Oh my word . . . .

I have "cut" preparatory to pasting a half-dozen times on that one.

What a hoot!

quote:
Battleground outside Minas Tirith
WITCH KING: Surrender!
EOWYN: You mean you wish to surrender to me? Very well then, I accept.

[Molly's note: Hey! What about this: "Hello. My name is Eowyn. You killed my uncle. Prepare to die."]



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*reaches for the spice rack with delight*

fallow

Edit: OOPS! wrong thread! thought this was the "stewing with kettle" thread. my bad, er... black... pot? tea, anyone?!

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