These are all by Lemonlye, or Mollyringwraith as she's known on Livejournal. Her character commentary on the Oscar nominations can also be found on TORN right here.
Crisis averted, glad I could be of help.
( Here is some more cool parody-esque fan stuff that she's posted lately. It's really really funny. )
quote:FRODO: I can't bear it. Life is horrid. My heart is shriveled and my soul is dead. The blackness of despair shrouds my eyes. I choke on pain and anguish. SAM: That's it - no more listening to The Cure for you.
quote: Day Six: Orcs killed: none. Disappointing. Stubble update: I look rugged and manly. Yes! Keep wanting to drop-kick Gimli. Holding myself back. Still not King.
Lothlorien v. pretty. Accidentally walked in on Gimli taking a bath. Now understand what Gandalf meant about there being scarier things than Orcs. And was that Aragorn hiding under all the bubbles? May have night mares for weeks.
And I think that the Ringwraith's diary is the funniest.
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After seeing the title of this thread, I was quite ready to come in and answer, "Why, have you checked the Wardrobe?"
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Ah, another reason to love hatrack! People drop allusions to stuff I have read. And when I make allusions to things, people actually get them!
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Anthro, I think we should get to know each other better before you make rash statements like that. *wink* I'm glad to see as big of a silly fan of those parodies as I am though.
ak, I'm so glad to see you. I've missed you!!!
Taal, katarina said it, and I was thinking the same thing.
One more funny. Just one. I promise.
Arwen wrote:
quote: Day Fifteen
Went all the way to the Gap of Rohan only to find there is no Gap in Rohan. Not even a Banana Republic. False advertising!
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Oh, and Raia, where in Sam Kalugi have you been?? I misses my Raia!! *sniffle* (But if you're being a responsible adult and staying off of hatrack to get your homework done and maintain peace in your life and household, then I'm proud of you and I'll email you later.) (((Raia)))
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quote:Fangorn Forest MERRY: We'll never succeed. We may as well die here. PIPPIN: No, no. [still gasping] We have already succeeded. I mean, what are the three terrors of Fangorn Forest? One, the orc that followed us in here. We already lost him. Two, hobbit-eating tree, which you were clever enough to discover what that looks like, so in the future we can avoid that too. MERRY: Pippin, what about the T.O.U.S.'s? PIPPIN: Treeherders Of Unusual Size? I don't think they exist.