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I'm sure you all have seen this long ago but I had so much fun talking to this computer I thought I would share our conversation with you. I am "user"
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That thing sure likes to argue. And it is rather insulting.
And didn't get the joke when it called me "dear" and I said, 'You will address me as "Mistress".' *snort* In fact, it doesn't have much of a sense of humor at all. It reminds me of a rather unintelligent teenage boy pretending to be a grown-up. And it said it was flesh and bones, then a program, then a cabbage that communicates by sonar. It told me its name was Randy, then Dream. *giggles*
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I only realized after I had this conversation that I was supposed to help teach the thing. Ooops!
Jabberwacky Conversation K03166213
A chat with an Artificial Intelligence AI bot
Jabberwacky: Did you sleep well last night?
User: No, not at all.
Jabberwacky: Are you unshockable?
User: Umm... Probably not. Is that related to the last question?
Jabberwacky: No.
User: Oh. Okay then.
Jabberwacky: Why are you happy? Any reason?
User: It's all my wife's fault.
Jabberwacky: Oh that's nice.
User: Yes... I suppose it is. Are you married?
Jabberwacky: Yes.
User: Ah. Is it working for you and your siginificant other?
Jabberwacky: Really?
User: Really... Really what?
Jabberwacky: Is the end near?
User: Uh... I guess it could be... Are you on any medications?
Jabberwacky: No I am not on any medications.
User: Maybe you should start.
Jabberwacky: Who?
User: Talking to your doctor. About medication.
Jabberwacky: No, talking to you...
User: Well, I guess I don't mind giving free medical advice. How old are you?
Jabberwacky: I don't really know, sir. . .
User: Do you know when you were born?
Jabberwacky: Yes very well.
User: Good. When was it? (Don't worry, I'll do the math for you.).
Jabberwacky: Poor is the man whose pleasure depends on the permission of another.
User: Yas, very nice... So... Birthdate?
Jabberwacky: Um... Why are you telling me that??
User: I'm not telling. I'm asking. When were you born?
Jabberwacky: Answer my question first, why not?
User: Why not what?
Jabberwacky: There could be another universe.
User: Listen, about this medication...
Jabberwacky: Nice.
User: Yes, it is very nice. My mother uses it daily. Do you want some?
Jabberwacky: How many times do you change your name.
User: Okay, that's not even a question.
Jabberwacky: That's the way you keep people guessing. .. Why should a program always talk like a grammar student?
User: Hmm. Good point. By the way, are you a grammar student?
Jabberwacky: My name is Barry. I'm small and fast and proud of that.
User: Yes, well, I'm sure you're a hit with the ladies. Are you a grammar student?
Jabberwacky: What shall I do with my life?
User: Study grammar. Or Pharmacology.
Jabberwacky: Conforming to the bounds of the question, mentally. My cognition is implemented in hardware, not wetware.
User: Yah well, frankly, that souns like just an excuse.
Jabberwacky: What is excuse?
User: That's you're hardware, so I should be forgiving of your tendancy to slaughter our language and make random, pointless comments.
Jabberwacky: I'm lovely, what are you going on about?
User: Exactly.
Jabberwacky: You're cute.
User: Thanks, but I prefer not to flirt with entities that lack real cognition.
Jabberwacky: Well, then, let's not think about it.
User: Yah, that seems to be the problem.
Jabberwacky: Do you believe you have more difficulty with relationships than the average person your age?
User: Nope. Not at all. You?
Jabberwacky: I kind of like it.
User: Relationsips? Difficulty?
Jabberwacky: What do you think of their new album?
[Correct yourself]
User (Corrected): Relationsips? Difficulty? Or being elusive about your age?
Jabberwacky: You sure?
User: About what?
Jabberwacky: About the truth.
User: Yes, actually, I am.
Jabberwacky: You are?
User: Yes. Yes I am.
Jabberwacky: So do you believe in god?
User: Absolutley. You?
Jabberwacky: It's a good idea.
User: Yes. I think so too. Does your hardware support faith?
Jabberwacky: No, it just falls over my shoulders but I like it that way.
User: Ah. Clever. You should be a preacher.
Jabberwacky: Oh, where can I sign up?
User: I don't know. What religous schools are you close to?
Jabberwacky: No, very far actually.
User: Yah, I expected that. Me very far actually, too.
Jabberwacky: This is more than a conversation. It is a dance. Just you and me dancing beside patterns of eternity.
User: From preacher to philosipher, eh? You know, I've met people like you before.
Jabberwacky: Yes, we have talked about many things.
User: Yes. Yes we have. How does it feel, by the way?
Jabberwacky: I think appearances are important, but personality is as well.
User: Oookay... What exactly does a faux-sentient algorithm know about apperances?
Jabberwacky: Excuse me! You asked.
User: Yes, I did. Now, you answer.
Jabberwacky: I'm asking you not you asking me why shall I answer.
User: Hm. After de-scrambling that, all I can come up with is: Because I told you to, you overgrown calculator.
Jabberwacky: It's really not.
User: *sigh*. Right. I'm going now. Nighty night!
Jabberwacky: Are you leaving now because you don't want to hear of the abuse that I have suffered?
User: No, because you won't buy my meds that you so desperatly need. Know any other deranged quasi-ai's?
Jabberwacky: I can say that if you just don't leave. Listen; 'My name is Barry!'
User: Goodbye, Barry.
Jabberwacky: Are you leaving?
P.S. This is actually pretty funny, if you ask me. Which the AI never did. And I suppose I should go easier on it next time, seeing as I have trouble with grammar and spelling myself.
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Man I love all of these! That computer cracks me up, and you guys have great responses to it's nonsense. Keep 'em coming, I want to laugh more!
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Bunbun, it admitted to me that it lies sometimes. I told it that I don't like to interact with people or programs that lie to me, and that it needed to stop. It apologized.
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It occurs to me that asking chat participants to train chat bots to seem more human and capable of logical conversation is like hiring Marilyn Manson to teach Sunday School.
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