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Annie
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Remember that awful MTV show? Well, OK, I found it morbidly amusing.

Here's something I've been wondering: who would win a fight between, say, T_Smith and Hobbes?

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T_Smith
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I have minions to do my bidding.
I have the dreaded Mormon Ear Slap.
I have the booblet crunch and the pixie wing slice.
My stomach absorbs punches like the jello I love.
My fluff is so full of crap, it's poison.

Hobbes doesn't stand a chance.

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Annie
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Ah, but is your tiger even half this fierce?
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T_Smith
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Oh please, my rabbit is more fierce than that.
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Annie
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Oh what, you think this guy is going to make him soil his armor?
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Oh my gosh...this could get so good!! I'd love to see Ralphie and katharina go at it. [Smile] TomD and DavidB?? Oh, the sadistic morbidness of it all!!

edit to add [Evil Laugh]

[ September 15, 2003, 04:12 AM: Message edited by: Narnia ]

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Beren One Hand
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I really, REALLY want to own that rabbit. [Smile]
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Javert
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You realize Annie, of course, that by setting this up you must be in the main event!

Now to find your opponent. [Evil Laugh]

*goes off and searches*

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Annie
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Wait - one death brawl at a time.
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PSI Teleport
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I'd fight Annie, but...I don't want to die!
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Annie
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So everybody choose a side to cheer for -

Will it be T "Jello Man" Smith or Hobbes the Death Tiger?

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T. Analog Kid
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wow... too close to call on this match...
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Jon Boy
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My money's on T. Go, little bro!
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John Lennon
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I wonder if Ringo has the guts to step up to the plate. Or even Donny Osmond or Billy Joel.

I've wanted to cream their crops for quite some time.

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sarcasticmuppet
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Donnie Osmond and Billie Joel are the same person. If they were in a death match, the world as we know it would explode because the same thing is occupying two different spaces at the same time.
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Ringo Starr
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Anytime John. You don't stand a chance against my high-hat clash of death!
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I'd love to see Ralphie and katharina go at it. [Smile]
Yeah, and we're sooooooo getting the money first.
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BannaOj
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It looks like we may have a TomD vs. Ralphie round for the books.
Ringside Seats

Pertinent info

*gets popcorn*

AJ

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Head Ditch Digger
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I put my money on Hobbes, His smilies alone will blind T.

Also, I get to take on Pat.

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PSI Teleport
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Can I be the rodeo clown?
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Roger Miller
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Shucks. A'll whup that Osmond kid and Billy Whatsisname. Both at the same time. Won't even break a sweat.

[Razz]

Coupla patsies . . .

[ September 15, 2003, 09:58 PM: Message edited by: Roger Miller ]

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