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Topic: Hatrack Celebrity Deathmatch
Annie
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Member # 295
posted September 14, 2003 11:59 PM
Remember that awful MTV show? Well, OK, I found it morbidly amusing. Here's something I've been wondering: who would win a fight between, say, T_Smith and Hobbes?
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T_Smith
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posted September 15, 2003 12:02 AM
I have minions to do my bidding. I have the dreaded Mormon Ear Slap. I have the booblet crunch and the pixie wing slice. My stomach absorbs punches like the jello I love. My fluff is so full of crap, it's poison. Hobbes doesn't stand a chance.
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T_Smith
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posted September 15, 2003 12:06 AM
Oh please, my rabbit is more fierce than that.
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Annie
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posted September 15, 2003 12:09 AM
Oh what, you think this guy is going to make him soil his armor?
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Narnia
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posted September 15, 2003 04:11 AM
Oh my gosh...this could get so good!! I'd love to see Ralphie and katharina go at it. TomD and DavidB?? Oh, the sadistic morbidness of it all!! edit to add [ September 15, 2003, 04:12 AM: Message edited by: Narnia ]
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Beren One Hand
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posted September 15, 2003 05:11 AM
I really, REALLY want to own that rabbit.
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Javert
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posted September 15, 2003 08:18 AM
You realize Annie, of course, that by setting this up you must be in the main event! Now to find your opponent. *goes off and searches*
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Annie
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posted September 15, 2003 10:22 AM
Wait - one death brawl at a time.
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PSI Teleport
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posted September 15, 2003 10:25 AM
I'd fight Annie, but...I don't want to die!
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Annie
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posted September 15, 2003 10:29 AM
So everybody choose a side to cheer for - Will it be T "Jello Man" Smith or Hobbes the Death Tiger?
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T. Analog Kid
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posted September 15, 2003 11:16 AM
wow... too close to call on this match...
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Jon Boy
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posted September 15, 2003 12:25 PM
My money's on T. Go, little bro!
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John Lennon
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posted September 15, 2003 12:27 PM
I wonder if Ringo has the guts to step up to the plate. Or even Donny Osmond or Billy Joel. I've wanted to cream their crops for quite some time.
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sarcasticmuppet
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posted September 15, 2003 01:16 PM
Donnie Osmond and Billie Joel are the same person. If they were in a death match, the world as we know it would explode because the same thing is occupying two different spaces at the same time.
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Ringo Starr
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posted September 15, 2003 01:26 PM
Anytime John. You don't stand a chance against my high-hat clash of death!
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Ralphie
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posted September 15, 2003 01:28 PM
quote: I'd love to see Ralphie and katharina go at it. Yeah, and we're sooooooo getting the money first.
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Head Ditch Digger
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posted September 15, 2003 02:04 PM
I put my money on Hobbes, His smilies alone will blind T. Also, I get to take on Pat.
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Roger Miller
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posted September 15, 2003 03:36 PM
Shucks. A'll whup that Osmond kid and Billy Whatsisname. Both at the same time. Won't even break a sweat. Coupla patsies . . . [ September 15, 2003, 09:58 PM: Message edited by: Roger Miller ]
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