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Gottmorder
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http://www.style.org/unladenswallow/

It all makes sense now! [Eek!] [Big Grin]

[ November 22, 2003, 12:29 AM: Message edited by: Gottmorder ]
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deerpark27
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Dear Friend,
I am a former genral in the Canadian Armed forces, eh, who has escaped the recent conflicts with two hundreds million dollars (Cdn) and twelve Skyhawk helicopters--I am at present sitting in one, the other eleven have been stored in Newfundland--the bombs are falling now. I need a secured bank account in a developed nation in which to deposit this money (and some safety-deposit boxes for the Skyhawks). If you will only--wjhat is that smoke coming out of the turret?--if you will, dear friend, only respond with your persoanl account number I will condider sharing 1% (Cdn) of this koney with you. That is.......200 dollars (Cdn), for only your secured bank account number (and the safety-deposit boxes)--is that oil pressure gauge correct?--then fix it you fool!, eh. I eagerly await your prompt response--Mayday!
Genral Lance "Contiki" Bay
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Desu
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I think what he is trying to say is "shut up"
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Gottmorder
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Well, if someone was going to tell me to shut up, I'd prefer it if they weren't Canadian. [Razz]
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Narnia
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Hey, one of those bizarre posts popped up in the Pac NW thread too. What gives?

*checks*

oh yeah. It's deerpark. [Wink]
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eslaine
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Thanks, Gottmordor! How the heck did you find that?
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Ralphie
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All science should have it's roots based in Monty Python.
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Black Mage
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Its, not it's. Ahem.

Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries!
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MoonRabbit
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Eh, I thought this post was about socks and dryers.

Saw this in the store the other day:

Monty Python's Holy Grail Ale

"Tempered over burning witches"
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Eruve Nandiriel
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[ROFL]
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Black Mage
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What a coinky-dink, considering what's happening in your landmark post thread.
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Ralphie
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MoonRabit - Nice!

I wonder if it's any good. I'll have to check out the local British-style pubs around here to see if they import it.
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Eruve Nandiriel
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I was laughing at ale and swallow. Not the witch thing.

*turns everyone in thread into Newts*
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Black Mage
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You can't turn me into a newt. I've got a +200 spell sheild.
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Eruve Nandiriel
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Apparently not +200 spelling...
[Razz]
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Ha! That's great...

::Reads label again::

Hey now, we're going to have to have a talk about this whole burning witches thing...
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Black Mage
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I have typo issues. You're being burned alive. Who's got it worse?
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quote:
and some safety-deposit boxes for the Skyhawks).
deerpark

Bwahahahahaha [ROFL] [ROFL]

I've skimmed your nutty commentary previously, deerpark, but that's inspired comedy! [Big Grin]

I plan to go through that crazy "worldplay" thread, but it approaches textural densities of Conrad or Joyce, so I lazily have neglected it, One of these days. . .
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