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shadowmaker
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Will there someday be a ruler of the forum? Someone who we elect and vote for? If so, he or she WILL be able to declare war.
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Can he also hire hitmen? Just curious, you know.
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Whoever it is, I want to be his wife.

Or her wife, I don't care.

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More importantly, will he retain the power to mount military expeditions absent a formal declaration of war?
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shadowmaker
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He can do anything he wants. Ya know, throw stuff, hire stuff, eat hot pockets.
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Jon Boy
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I nominate Orson Scott Card.
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Kama
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And who exactly would vote for him?
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Didn't we elect someone president a year or so ago?
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As I recall, Bob, that was a couple years ago -- all the nominees dropped out of the race except for David Bowles, but then the election never actually happened. Someone suggested it a year ago, and there seemed to be concensus that it still wasn't a good idea.

--Pop

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Ah...thanks Pop.

My mom asked how y'all are doing. She's really excited that you have a new baby. She really loved meeting Mooselet at Sambo's. [Big Grin]

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TomDavidson
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More nominees might stay in the race if that whole "Kama wants to be the President's wife" bit got around.
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shadowmaker
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Yeah, everyone should start nominating people. I would like to hear speeches about how they would be the best president.
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Heck, I'll nominate myself to be Kama's husban...er...forum president. Yeah, that's the ticket!

[Evil]

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shadowmaker
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Seeing as you're the devil, I denominate you.
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Shouldn't we come up with a list of qualifications? How about length of time on Hatrack? What do we want in a president? [Big Grin]
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shadowmaker
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I say anyone can be president, there shouldn't be qualifications.
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TomDavidson
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So it'd be just like the real presidency, then? [Wink]
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shadowmaker
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The real presidency has qualifications, just pointless ones.
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TomDavidson
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Yeah. It's harder to get onto Survivor.
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Annie
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My Dad was forum president.
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shadowmaker
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Oh yeah, survivor. We could vote people out of the forum! Well....no we couldn't....I nominate you for president, Tom.
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I'm not sure who should be president, but whoever it is should definitely take Moose as their right-hand man.

*rimshot*

: puts on motley :

:dances a jig:

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TomDavidson
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Sorry. I've already turned down three such nominations. I prefer to rule from the shadows, as head of the Liberal Cabal (tm). [Smile]
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I knew it! Tom's Hugh Hefner!

Hobbes [Smile]

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Jon Boy
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Shh! I think you mean the Secret Liberal Cabal, Tom.
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shadowmaker
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I don't care if they're secret whatever. someone better run for president....oh who will do it?
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I nominate shadowmaker to be president of this thread.
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shadowmaker
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I accept your nomination. Here, have a "shadowmaker rules" button.
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TomDavidson
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Jon Boy, it WAS secretly a Secret Liberal Cabal, but you had to go and ruin it. [Smile]
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shadowmaker
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Hey Tom, if you don't want to be president you can still be on my team of elite um....people.
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Hey, if we make Kama president, she'd have to marry herself. And then the whole of Hatrack would be one of THOSE threads.

<apologies to Moose>

Plus, we'd be ruled by a supersmart AI.

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When do we vote? After lunch or after recess?
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shadowmaker
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everyone vote right......now
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I think we should have a primary between Thor, Baldar and Cedrios. That'd be the closest to real life, after all.
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shadowmaker
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Ok get those 3 in this thread
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I nominate myself for dictator-for-life.

Power to the oppressors!

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shadowmaker
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Request denied! I am already the ruler here. There is no election, it's just me ruling.
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shadowmaker
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Actually I'd rather not be ruler. Too much work. I'll be hall monitor.
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Jon Boy
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Jon Boy, it WAS secretly a Secret Liberal Cabal, but you had to go and ruin it.
I'M the one who ruined it? I'm not the one running around telling everyone that I'm its president.
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shadowmaker
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[The Wave] That is so entertaining. They just keep going, they dont get tired.
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TomDavidson
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No, no, no! You don't understand!

Everyone knew it was a Liberal Cabal (tm)! But no one knew it was a SECRET Liberal Cabal (tm) until you told them! *grumble*

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I wonder why this comes up once a year?

And didn't we stage a coup against Tom already? Did I miss it? I swear it was on the calendar. *looks at calendar* Oh dear. I missed the coup. This is what happens when you don't have internet at home.

[ February 09, 2004, 11:42 AM: Message edited by: katharina ]

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I nominate Bob S for President.

As Bob's self described prodigee, I get to be VP and don't do anything but hold secret meeting with oil companies and take Supreme Court Justices to all expense paid weekends when my cases are in front of them. Oh, and my old company gets lots of no-bid Forum contracts.

So, Yes. Bob for Pres, a Lavalamp in every house.

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Jon Boy
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No, no, no! You don't understand!

Everyone knew it was a Liberal Cabal (tm)! But no one knew it was a SECRET Liberal Cabal (tm) until you told them! *grumble*

But if everyone knew about the existence of the Liberal Cabal™, then it was never secret.
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I second Dan's nomination for Bob_S to be president.

After all, power like that can go to a person's head. Some people might take that position way too seriously..

..and we all know that Bob doesn't take ANYTHING too seriously...

Farmgirl

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"But if everyone knew about the existence of the Liberal Cabal™, then it was never secret."

DUH! It was SECRETLY secret. Was.

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Ah. I think I'm beginning to understand the tortuous logic of the liberal. [Wink]
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After all, power like that can go to a person's head. Some people might take that position way too seriously..

..and we all know that Bob doesn't take ANYTHING too seriously...

The first thing I thought was that Bob didn't have a head.

BTW Frisco, [ROFL]

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Zgator, its not good to make fun of a person's handicaps. So Bob is cranially challenged. That doesn't mean he can't be president of this Forum.

Lack of a head on ones shoulders has never stopped a politician before. (In fact, it might have helped Clinton's career) I don't think we need to let it stop Bob.

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So Bob is cranially challenged
[ROFL] Dan!

Good thing Bob has a great sense of humor...

FG

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