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rivka
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. . . he's going to want some milk.

*lobs cow in general direction*
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TMedina
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Take the bull by the horns and steer.

-Trevor
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TroII
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We prefer pie, actually.
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TroII
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Made out of human flesh! Mwahahaha!
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... he eats it.

-Jack Montague
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Scott R
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If you give a troll a cow, he's going to want a grill to make ribs with-- after he's milked the cow.
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Raia
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[FAKE FRENCH ACCENT] I blow my nose in your general direction! [/FAKE FRENCH ACCENT]
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Scott R
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But after he's got the grill, he'll want to chop some wood to make charcoal, and he'll ask you for an axe.
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adam613
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[ROFL]
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And once he's got the axe, then he'll charge in your general direction, roaring with hunger.
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Xaposert
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Give a man a cookie
He will be your friend
Give a troll a cookie
You'll see he is a man
But give a troll an insult
You'll get the same returned
For what truly is the troll-
The troll or the troll who calls him one?
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Xaposert
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I am no liberal, except maybe in the broadest possible definition of the term.

And I was only defending some of the trolls... I was not defending the trolls attacking the trolls . [Wink]
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quote:
was not defending the trolls attacking the trolls .
It's an all out TROLL WAR!!!!

ARGGGGHHH!

Where's Legolas when you need him.
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Raia
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Bah Legolas. Pshht. More a very blond facade than a REAL elf.

Get Aragorn. He'll soon knock 'em into shape. [Big Grin]
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dread pirate romany
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Mmm, Aragorn can knock into my shape...
um, I mean,
If you give a troll an axe, he'll want a stone to sharpen it....
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advice for robots
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And stones cost money....
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Raia
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They do?

Only in Life of Brian!
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Milk makes trolls' tails stick out. Or was that Chinese demons?

(Anyone with a copy of The Maid of the North?)
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quote:
Only in Life of Brian!
But you get a free sack of gravel. It's a good deal.
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Raia
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Oh, it's totally not free. She pays for it! [Wink]
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