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Professor Tor Coolguy
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I was just coming to see if you'd be interested in PREPARING FOR YOUR DOOM! Er...not really coming to see, I shouldn't have really given you a choice, I mean, uh...you should just go ahead and prepare for your doom. Cause it's on its way, man. It's gonna be some doom.

Professor Tor Coolguy cannot be stopped!

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St. Yogi
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*Stops Professor Tor Coolguy*
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Professor Tor Coolguy
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Not so fast Mr. Yogurt Street.
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St. Yogi
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Can't keep up with my speed eh?
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Professor Tor Coolguy
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Cool guys don't use speed...
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St. Yogi
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Which is why I managed to stop you.
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Professor Tor Coolguy
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Listen, Yogurt face, the only thing that's stopped here is you getting any hot ladies. Those are strickly for cool guys.
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St. Yogi
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Cool guys don't need to constantly inform the rest of the world that they are cool. [Razz]

And don't give me none of that Yogurt crap.

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Professor Tor Coolguy
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Okay Boo Boo, don't you need to be finding a picnic basket right about now?

Or are you not worrying about that, what with your impending doom and all.

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mmmmmmm Yogurt.
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St. Yogi
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I thought I told you that you've been stopped.

(Welcome to Hatrack by the way, if you're a newbie [Smile] )

[ March 23, 2004, 12:34 PM: Message edited by: St. Yogi ]

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Professor Tor Coolguy
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You cannot hope to stop the coolness that is Professor Tor Coolguy.

Your doom is imminent... [Evil Laugh]

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St. Yogi
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*Gives Professor Coolguy a wedgie*

Doom that, Uncoolguy!

(With a dry cool wit like that, I could be an action hero)

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Professor Tor Coolguy
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If your going to address me, use my full name. It's "Professor Tor Coolguy". Sheesh

And cool guys don't wear underdrawers, so wedgies are impossible.

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St. Yogi
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Well then...

*spanks Prof Cguy*

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Only you can prevent scouting!
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peterh
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Boy, do we need forest fires!
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skillery
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quote:
the coolness that is Professor Tor Coolguy
For a moment I thought I read: "Toolness."

Newbie Query:

How frequently do old-timers pose as newbies with a new nic?

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ClaudiaTherese
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Cool guys go commando?
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peterh
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It happens all the time, skillery...
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Ron Post
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*shift in*

*leaves weapon of mass destruction in Professor Tor Coolguy's pants*

*calls Homeland Security*

*shift out*

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[Confused]
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skillery
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quote:
Ron Post:
*leaves weapon of mass destruction in Professor Tor Coolguy's pants*

...a safe place for such a weapon...
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Professor Tor Coolguy
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Cool! I got WMDs. That's better than STDs or LSDs or OCD.

*begins plotting his attack*

*doom even more impending now*

(even coolguys have typing trouble sometimes [Smile] )

[ March 23, 2004, 02:29 PM: Message edited by: Professor Tor Coolguy ]

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Nato
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Coolguys refer to it as "freeballing," CT.
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peterh
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[Tom Petty Voice] *sings* Cuz I'm freeeee
free...
[/Tom Petty Voice]

wait, that's not the right words... [Evil]

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skillery
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*inspects Prof. Coolguy's pants*

*finds nothing*

*sends in the troops anyway*

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Ah, thanks for the clarification. I'm such a squaregirl that I thought "freeballing" was some kind of drug reference.

Oh, and get off my lawn!

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