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Kayla
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A man was walking down the street when he was accosted by a particularly dirty and shabby-looking homeless man who asked him for a couple of dollars for dinner.

The man took out his wallet, extracted ten dollars and asked, "If I give you this money, will you buy some beer with it instead?"

"No, I had to stop drinking years ago," the homeless man replied.

"Will you use it to gamble instead of buying food?" the man asked.

"No, I don't gamble," the homeless man said. "I need everything I can get just to stay alive."

"Will you spend the on greens fees at a golf course instead of food?" the man asked.

"Are you NUTS!" replied the homeless man. "I haven't played golf in 20 years!"

"Will you spend the money on a woman in the red light district instead of food?" the man asked.

"What disease would I get for ten lousy bucks?!!" exclaimed the homeless man.

"Well," said the man, "I'm not going to give you the money. Instead, I'm going to take you home for a terrific dinner cooked by my wife."

The homeless man was astounded. "Won't your wife be furious with you for doing that? I know I'm dirty, and I probably smell pretty disgusting."

The man replied, "That's okay. I just want her to see what a man looks like who's given up beer, gambling, golf, and sex.

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[ROFL]
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Storm Saxon
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[Big Grin]
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tt&t
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[ROFL]
[ROFL]

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Bob the Lawyer
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Thank you, Kayla. In 10 years time I'm sure this fable will have saved my marriage. You're a godsend.
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Frisco
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Kayla gets a free pass into my Hoochie Stable.
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Stan the man
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[Evil Laugh] Maybe I ought to start drnking again. Golf is boring and gambling is too. Hmmmmmm, great joke. Nostalgic.
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:: giggles ::

And that's gotta be followed by the best-joke-ever:

So a penguin walks into a bar.

He asks the bartender: "Have you seen my father?"

the bartender replies: "I don't know, what does he look like?"

best-joke-ever...gets funnier every time you tell it.

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Stan the man
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[Smile] Durn suits. [Big Grin]
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