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I got a fortune once that said, "Almost everything looks better after a good night's sleep." Seems kind of pointless to add "in bed" to that one.
Or maybe that's what I've been missing all these years.
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I think it would be hilarious to find a fortune cookie that said, "Help! I'm stuck in a fortune cookie factory!"
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A friend of mine once had his face burned in an accident. (He recovered fine, no damage.)
We went to visit him at the hospital. We stopped to eat some Chinese food first, and picked up some food to bring to him.
We got fortune cookies. The one I opened -- the one which my friend ALMOST got -- was "Man is born with one face, and God gives him another." Posts: 2911 | Registered: Aug 2001
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I think it's hilarious to add "...in bed" after each fortune. My friend got one that said "Tell your teacher that they are good"(in bed)
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I, too, add "in bed" to mine and, well, it was quite disturbing to read "you like to spend time with your relatives"(in bed) Posts: 2112 | Registered: Sep 1999
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