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Here is why moms should never sleep in. When I got up this morning, I found that Operaetta, who's six, had covered both herself and the dog with "lotion" that was actually bubble bath. Kind of sticky. The dog was also wearing lipstick on the sides of his mouth. When I asked Operaetta how this occured, she said that while she was putting her make-up on the dog startled her, and she fell, thus placing the lipstick perfectly on either side of the dog's mouth.
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edit: I should have added that on another occasion, the dog was covered snout to tail in pink sparkly lipgloss. That too, was an unfortunate accident involving a fall.
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My fiance's youngest daughter cut her arm with a razor in the shower. When her father asked her how she cut her arm she said that it had fallen off the shower rack. Her dad told her that she wasn't supposed to shave her arms. She claims she didn't, but we can't figure out how all the hair just stopped growing on her arms.
Interesting. We also don't know who their shoes end up in the living room since they NEVER leave them there.
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*giggle* I can't help it: *glad this isn't an onanism thread*
Space Opera - I think your little girl sounds hillarious - probably exhasperating to you as her mother at times, but a great source of entertainment! Posts: 5879 | Registered: Apr 2001
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