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"Wait! You can't kill him for being Santa. Because I'm Santa Claus!" "I'm also Santa Claus!" "We're all Santa Claus!" "And I'm Santa's pal Jesus!"
"Oh no! It's the real Santa! Save us Jesus!" "I help those who help themselves!"
Zoiberg! The best Futurama character
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"Single female lawyer, fighting for her client, wearing sexy mini-skirts and being self-reliant"
-P.S. my name is spelled wrong, its supposed to be spelled McNeal, but I can't seem to change it
"I wanna know what would happen if I were human. I mean, being a robot is great, but we don't have any emotions and sometimes that makes me very sad."
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Fry: "Well, I just killed my granpa before he met my grandma." Leela: "Then why are you still alive?" Fry: "I don't know, maybe God loves me?" Bender ::laughs::
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"Careful Fry, I think this flag is poisoned!"
"Look at me, I'm Zoiberg, home owner!
Fry: *garbled* Guys! Guys! Bender: What is it? Fry: *garbled* I saw a Mermaid! Bender: You want to get laid? You want some lemonade? Fry: *garbled* No! I saw a mermaid! Zoiberg: You payed off your financial aid? That's marvelous! How about lending your old pal Zoiberg a few dollars? You rich snob
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Zoidberg barfs and out comes jewels and beads.
Zoidberg to hippies: You want to buy some love beads? Apparently, I've been making fine jewelry for years.
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Bender: Who needs you anyway! I'll start my own theme park! With blackjack! And hookers! In fact, forget the blackjack!
Bender: Oh? So no room for Bender huh? Well I'll build my own moon lander! With blackjack! And hookers! In fact forget the blackjack! In fact forget the moon lander!
"mr. bender, you are now in charge of coordinating the professor's bodily functions." "that's a full time job!"
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"We ARE sure it's a woman this time, right Kiff?"
"...Yes..."
--------------- "The path that you picked has proven to be somewhat more suicidal than you had anticipated."
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"guards! bring me the forms i need to fill out to have her taken away!"
"severely reduced pay all around!"
"when i was two there was a tidal wave in gi-awwwwwww."
"requisition me a beat!"
"when i was four there was a hurricane in kingston town with a foot and a half of water. everyone was all right but i cried all night. it blew my alphabet blocks out of order. and they said this boy's born to be a beaurecrat. born to be all obsessive and snooty. i made my friends and relations file long applications to get into my 10th birthday party. but something changed when my man turned pro. i was sorting but i wasn't smiling. he forgot that it's not about badges and rank. it's supposed to be about the filing! people! we didn't choose to be beaurocrats. no, that's what the almighty jah made us. we'd treat people like swine and make 'em stand in line even if nobody paid us. they say the world looks down on the beaurocrat. they say we're anal, compulsive, and weird. but when push comes to shove, you've got to do what you love even if it's not a good idea. zoidberg! they said i probably shouldn't be a surgeon. they poo-pooed my electric frankfurter. they said i probably shouldn't fly with just one eye. i am bender please insert girder. everybody sing jamaica! jamaica! just the beaurocrats! jamaica! just the grade 19s! jamaica. sing me home! when push comes to shove you've gotta do what you love, even if it's not a good idea!"
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"I came here with a simple dream. A dream of killing all humans. And this is how it must end? Who’s the real seven-billion-ton robot monster? Not I. Not . . . I."
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Hmm... by looking at these quotes it's pretty easy to tell which season most people have on DVD Posts: 3243 | Registered: Apr 2002
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"i'm not your first, am i? i mean, i, i lay my eggs, then i leave, and you release your fertilizer."
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"Why couldn't she be the other kind of mermaid? With the fish part on the top, and the lady part on the bottom??"
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"It's just like the story of the grasshopper and the octopus. All year long the grasshopper kept burying acorns for winter while the octopus mooched off his girlfriend and watched tv. But then the winter came and the grasshopper died, and the octopus ate all his acorns! And also, he got a racecar! Is any of this getting through to you?"
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Alright, it's not a quote, but I couldn't bring myself to make another Futurama thread.
I caught the Futurama (Jurassic Bark, Season 5) on Adult Swim tonight, and just... wow. That's gotta be one of the more non-uplifting ends to a cartoon episode since some of Cowboy Bebop. I kept waiting for the gag at the end. Not to spoil anything, but it didn't happen. Good to know even shows like that can warrant serious moments (I knew the episode had been nominated for an Emmy, but I hadn't seen it).
I'd have to agree wholeheartedly with someone else's review of it. "What a beautiful episode. I never want to see it again."
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"Perhaps I could wash some windows, service you sexually, or mop the floor?" "You don't know how to do ANY of those things!" "Kiff might!"
"I find the most attractive part of the woman is the boobies."
"Bigfoot there! There!" "Where?" "Up your face!" *laughs*
"Look at this soldier, Kiff. While his fellow soldiers were out there dying on the battlefield he was hiding in a hole, wallowing in his own cowardice." "That wasn't cowardice!"
"I'm getting a thing... you know, a thought, with pictures!" "An idea?" "Uh! Uh!"
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"Oh no, what if the secret ingredient is PEOPLE?!?!" "They did that, it was called Soylent Cola." "Oh, how was it?" "Meh, it varied from person to person."
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