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"Anthrax and SAMs" by Dr. Jay

You do have anthrax and SAMs.
I do not have them, says Saddam.
I do not have anthrax and SAMs.
I would not have them here or there.
I would not have them anywhere.
I do not have anthrax and SAMs.
I do not have them, says Saddam.

Have you hid them in your halls?
Have you hid them in some mall?

I do not have them in my halls.
I do not have them in some mall.
I do not have them here or there.
I do not have them anywhere.

Have you kept them in your mosques?
Have you kept them ‘neath some rocks?

Not in our mosques. Not ‘neath some rocks.
Not in my halls. Not in some mall.
I would not keep them here or there.
I would not keep them anywhere.

Would you store them in a truck?

Eat me! Eat me! You dumb schmuck!
I have not stored them in a truck.

You do have them. They’ll be found.
You may have them underground!

I would not hide them underground.
Not in a truck! They’re not around.
I do not have anthrax and SAMs.
I do not have them, says Saddam.

A train! A train! A train! A train!
Might you hide them on a train?
Not on a train! Not underground
Not in a truck! Call off your hounds!
I do not store anthrax and SAMs.
I do not have them, says Saddam.

Say! In a school? Perhaps your schools!
Would you, could you, in your schools?

There are none here, you Yankee fool.

Would you stash them on a plane?

I have not stashed them on a plane.
Not in my schools. Not on a train.
I would not keep them here or there.
I would not keep them anywhere.

Have you stowed them in the sand?

I have not stowed them in the sand!

You do not have them. So you say.
Go on! Hide them! Then we’ll play.
Rest assured we’ll have our way.

George! If you will let me be,
I will play nice. You will see.
I do not store anthrax and SAMs.
I do not have them, says Saddam.

We will destroy them on dry land.
And we’ll destroy them in the sand.
And we’ll destroy them on your planes.
And in your schools. And on your trains.
And in your trucks. And underground.
So we’ll destroy them in your mosques.
And we’ll destroy them ‘neath your rocks.
And we’ll destroy them in your halls.
And we’ll destroy them in your malls.
And we’ll destroy them here and there.
Hey! We’ll destroy them everywhere.

I do not have anthrax and SAMs.
I do not have them, says Saddam.

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