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On the first day of Christmas, my Hatrack gave to me The best forums on the net.
On the second day of Christmas, my Hatrack gave to me Two awesome mods, And the best forums on the net.
On the third day of Christmas, my Hatrack gave to me Three bad puns, Two awesome mods, And the best forums on the net.
On the fourth day of Christmas, my Hatrack gave to me Four Strong Bad quotes, Three bad puns, Two awesome mods, And the best forums on the net.
On the fifth day of Christmas, my Hatrack gave to me Five Dobie threads! Four Strong Bad quotes, Three bad puns, Two awesome mods, And the best forums on the net.
On the sixth day of Christmas, my Hatrack gave to me Six newbie intros, Five Dobie threads! Four Strong Bad quotes, Three bad puns, Two awesome mods, And the best forums on the net.
On the seventh day of Christmas, my Hatrack gave to me Seven silly screennames, Six newbie intros, Five Dobie threads! Four Strong Bad quotes, Three bad puns, Two awesome mods, And the best forums on the net.
On the eighth day of Christmas, my Hatrack gave to me Eight semantic issues, Seven silly screennames, Six newbie intros, Five Dobie threads! Four Strong Bad quotes, Three bad puns, Two awesome mods, And the best forums on the net.
On the ninth day of Christmas, my Hatrack gave to me Nine burninations, Eight semantic issues, Seven silly screennames, Six newbie intros, Five Dobie threads! Four Strong Bad quotes, Three bad puns, Two awesome mods, And the best forums on the net.
On the tenth day of Christmas, my Hatrack gave to me Ten foobonic photos, Nine burninations, Eight semantic issues, Seven silly screennames, Six newbie intros, Five Dobie threads! Four Strong Bad quotes, Three bad puns, Two awesome mods, And the best forums on the net.
On the eleventh day of Christmas, my Hatrack gave to me Eleven last-post changes, Ten foobonic photos, Nine burninations, Eight semantic issues, Seven silly screennames, Six newbie intros, Five Dobie threads! Four Strong Bad quotes, Three bad puns, Two awesome mods, And the best forums on the net.
On the twelfth day of Christmas, my Hatrack gave to me Twelve lengthy landmarks, Eleven last-post changes, Ten foobonic photos, Nine burninations, Eight semantic issues, Seven silly screennames, Six newbie intros, Five Dobie threads! Four Strong Bad quotes, Three bad puns, Two awesome mods, And the best forums on the net.
Merry Christmas, Hatrack. And Happy Holidays to those who celebrate other ones, too.
Very nice, especially "twelve lengthy landmarks" which has a nice ring to it. I think it's the alliteration...
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There is no such thing as a bad pun. People say they are bad when they do not understand their multilayered depths.
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Definitely gotta be Five bad puns... and sung Miss Piggy style - including the "ba da bump bump" at the end of that line =)
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Just so you know, I'm fully aware that three is far fewer puns than are actually available at any one time (or posted in any one day) here. However, when I was writing the words, I was trying to, for the most part, match the meter of the song. I already had two, four and five written, and everything past six needs another syllable for the noun. And originally it was "three lame trolls," but I thought that was a downer. So when I added puns, three is where it went. Besides, if I were going to be accurate on the number of bad puns, this song would be a lot longer.
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