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dkw
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HELP!

She is way too big for this.

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Dagonee
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Train her now, or you'll never have peace!

How to do that? I have no idea. But I bet at least one person here does. [Smile]

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Or your lap is too small. [Smile]
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[Laugh]

(Edit: I suppose I shouldn't laugh, as I'm so flippin' allergic to her.)

[ January 11, 2005, 07:31 PM: Message edited by: ElJay ]

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Dagonee
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You're allergic to your sister? Which one of you had to sleep in the garage?
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Kayla
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Have you considered an electronic dog collar? [Wink]
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For her SISTER?!
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ElJay
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Dana did.
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dkw
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Smokey almost never tries to climb on laps. Bob had her pretty well trained to stay off furniture, too. She’s just very needy this week and <oof> very big.
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Dagonee
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Is she adjusted to her new surroundings yet? She can't be used to the cold, that's for sure.
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ElJay
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So is this thread title going through everyone else's head to the tune of Frosty the Snowman? I know dkw did it on purpose, but I don't know if it will only work on family members, or if everyone is cursed with it.
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dkw
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She absolutely loves the snow. It was so funny to watch her the first day after the big fall (20 inches). She went bounding around the yard with this big grin on her face, dived head first into drifts, bounded some more, rolled around in it, and then lay down so just her head stuck up above the surface.
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"Only you can prevent forest fires" is what got triggered for me.
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dkw has only herself to blame. Smokey was perfectly happy to sit on the floor near the computers nudging people's mouse hand when she wanted attention. Now...she's learned that she has to climb into Dana's lap to get sufficient attention.

Hmm...

Maybe I should try that.

<whines>

<climbs into Dana's lap>

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I'd bet she just doesn't like cold weather. We know Bob doesn't.
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dkw
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“Nudging people’s mouse hand” = “putting her nose under your wrist and throwing it back with all her strength, causing your hand to flip over her head and land in ‘petting position’ on her neck.” At least with her in my lap I can actually work.

Except that I can’t see the screen.

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[Big Grin] What kind of dog is she? And how old?
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Chow-Golden Retriever. Six.

And I know exactly who to blame: the person she’s been whining for since Friday.

[ January 11, 2005, 08:54 PM: Message edited by: dkw ]

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Awwww.... how can you say no to that face?

And that Smokey looks pretty cute too. [Wink]

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I don't know why, but when I first saw the topic, I read it as "smoking laptop" and thought, hmm, that can't be good.
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I also read it as smoking laptop.

We had a dalmation that would get on the furniture. We found that if we put a stuffed animal on the floor for her to lay on it kept her off the couch. You could try this. Hope it helps.

Very cute picture by the way.

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