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Uhleeuh
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Member # 6803

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Every Jatraquero
Down in H-ville
Liked Hatrack a lot...

But the Jebus,
Who lived just North of H-ville,
Did NOT!

The Jebus hated Hatrack!
The whole Hatrack forum!
Now, please don't ask why. No one quite knows what would bore him.
It could be that his head wasn't screwed on quite right.
It could be, perhaps, that his shoes were too tight.
But I think that the most likely reason of all
May have been that his heart was two sizes too small.

But,
Whatever the reason,
His heart or his shoes,
He stood there online, hating the Jatraqueros,
Staring down from his cave with a sour, Jeebsy frown
At the warm lighted computer screens below in their town.
For he knew every Jatraquero down in H-ville below
Was busy now, making posts of happiness or woe.

"And they're posting their ideas!" he snarled with a sneer.
"Tomorrow is a new day! It's practically here!"
Then he growled; across the keyboard his Jebus fingers were coasting,
"I MUST find a way to keep members from posting!"
For, tomorrow, he knew...

...All the Jatraquero girls and boys
Would wake up bright and early. They'd rush for their fix!
And then! Oh, the typing! Oh, the clicks! Clicks! Clicks! Clicks!
That's one thing he hated! The CLICKS! CLICKS! CLICKS! CLICKS!

Then the Jatraqueros, young and old, would sit down to a read.
And they'd read! And they'd read!
And they'd READ! READ! READ! READ!
They would start on Jatraquero-Cons, and "[This member] rocks!" galore
Which was something the Jebus couldn't stand anymore!

See what a grinch he's become? I think he needs some hugs to cheer him up. [Big Grin]

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Allegra
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Member # 6773

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*giggle* This brought a smile to my face.

[Group Hug]

for Jebus

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SteveRogers
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Very clever...but

quote:
Jatraqueros

What in Bob's name is that??

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T_Smith
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Jebus is the funniest poster on pweb, hands down.

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rivka
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Very cute. [Big Grin]

Did something in particular (on Pweb, maybe?) trigger this?

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Uhleeuh
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I never said he wasn't funny, Nathan.

To answer Rivka and explain to you the whole point of me making this thread, Jebus and I have been talking about Hatrack and Pweb a lot lately. This is just a response to him and the conversation we had earlier. It's nothing serious or mean-spirited. I like the guy. [Smile]

So hug him! A lot!

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TomDavidson
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(((Jebus)))

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Narnia
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*jaw drops* Wow. If Tom hugged him, then I'm gonna hug him. (((jebus)))

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T_Smith
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If Tom jumped out of a plane, would YOU jump too? Cause I know I would.

[ February 01, 2005, 10:04 PM: Message edited by: T_Smith ]

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ketchupqueen
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Come on, everyone, we can all get in on the huggin' action! Everyone needs them some hugs sometimes! [Group Hug]

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mothertree
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I don't even believe in Jebus!

That's the original quote, right?

(((Jebus)))

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Boris
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quote:
What in Bob's name is that??

The Spanish name for a person who Jatraques (Hatrackers spelled out for Spanish pronunciation, in other words)

Oh, and ((((Jebus))))
Not that there's anything wrong with that.

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SteveRogers
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((((Jebus)))) Feel the wrath of the hugging smileys!!! [Evil Laugh]

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Icarus
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quote:
TomDavidson
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Member # 124

posted February 01, 2005 09:58 PM
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(((Jebus)))

So. Um. (((Jebus)))

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Icarus
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Oh, and let me reserve "That was Christy posting on Tom's computer" on the inevitable pool.

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jebus202
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I hate you all!

Especially you, Dr. Seuss.

Then he got an idea!
An awful idea!
THE JEBUS
GOT A WONDERFUL, AWFUL IDEA!

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T_Smith
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If you notice closely, I didn't hug you. Although I do have cold sores.

::spits in Jebus's coke::

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dread pirate romany
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Telperion the Silver
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Awesome!

(((Jebus)))

I love Jebus
Yes I do
Cus' a Uhleeuh
Told me to!

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