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Jon Boy
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I've come to realize that while I've been a minion, evil henchman, and all-around lackey, I'm sorely lacking some disciples of my own. Well, it's time to change that. If you want to be a Jon Boy disciple, sign up here.

*sits back and waits for the hordes of applicants*

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Ela
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You can count me out, Jon Boy. [Razz]

I wouldn't be a disciple of yours if you were the last person on earth. [Taunt]

**Ela**

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Jon Boy
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Ouch.

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Duragon C. Mikado
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We see through your act and words Ela, it is already proven that you are Jon Boy's Primary Project Primate, a.k.a. Simulation Simian, Experimental Ape.

[ August 07, 2003, 04:14 PM: Message edited by: Duragon C. Mikado ]

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Jacare Sorridente
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Jon Boy- the problem here is that you just don't have enough name recognition to be anything beyond a mid-level disciple. Sure, you might be asked to help train new disciples of your master, but really, if you say "Jon Boy" to a random selection of a 1000 people how many will think of you? If those blasted Waltons hadn't gotten to the name first you might have had a chance, but as things stand now you're out of luck.

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Ralphie
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Okay, Jon Boy, but only if Gomer Pyle won't have me.

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EllenM
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How would you teach us lowly disciples to have discipline if you don't possess any yourself?

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Zalmoxis
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Teach me, O Master, the art of taking jokes literally, creating unitentional sexual innuendo, and obsessing over minor points of grammar.

[Hail]

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Ela
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I am definitely Ralphie's disciple. [Big Grin]

Ralphie, you have all my loyalty. [Hail]

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zgator
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I can see it now. All of his little minions going to bed and night and calling out "Good night, Jon Boy!" That would be followed by a lot of snickering. [Laugh]

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Ela
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Elizabeth
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Elizabeth: "Good night, Jon Boy!"

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EllenM
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Zalmoxis,
Are those Jon Boy's only traits worth emulating?
[Big Grin]

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asQmh
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I can't be a disciple! I already have my own cult!

But if I were going to be one, I'd be Ralphie's. 'Cause she's stinkin' cool.

Q.

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celia60
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this activity has not been approved. jon, report for disciplinary action immediatly.

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katharina
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*sad* I think I am somewhat in Ralphie's cult. Well, she's let me branch off and form my own sect, but there aren't many in it because I can't figure out what I'm supposed to do with minions.

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Ela
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Uh oh, the Boss is here. [Eek!]

Edit: I meant celia of course. [Razz]

Kate, no fair you posting at the same time as me! [No No]

[ August 07, 2003, 04:26 PM: Message edited by: Ela ]

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EllenM
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Poor Jon Boy. All the cool chicks want to hang out with each other and not you. [Laugh]

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zgator
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All the guys want to hang out with the cool chicks, too.

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advice for robots
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Only if I get a costume.

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katharina
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afr's costume

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Ralphie
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And, here I am in Zal's cult. (Gomer said, "Yes!")

It's like a beautiful circle of senseless worship.

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zgator
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I vow to never subject my son to that type of humiliation.

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celia60
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indeed, having a civil for a father will cause ridicule enough.

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Jon Boy
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Okay, Jon Boy, but only if Gomer Pyle won't have me.

You're lucky that you've got all those minions to write jokes for you, Ralphie.

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Teach me, O Master, the art of taking jokes literally, creating unitentional sexual innuendo, and obsessing over minor points of grammar.

1. If your jokes were funny, I wouldn't take them so literally.

2. I'm pretty sure all my sexual innuendo is intentional.

3. I obsess over all points of grammar, not only minor ones.

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Poor Jon Boy. All the cool chicks want to hang out with each other and not you.

This is obviously not true. My fiancee is a cool chick.

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Only if I get a costume.

Of course. I think we'd make an excellent crime-fighting duo.

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Ralphie
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I make Kate dress in this when she's doing my housework.

Jon Boy - 10,000 monkeys on 10,000 typewriters, baby.

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katharina
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JB's costume

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Zalmoxis
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Cool things about Zal's cult:

1. Everybody in it is goodlooking, if your not goodlooking, you're not in it.

2. Instead of low protein gruel, you get sushi, NY strip steak, gourmet tureky burgers, various tasty dishes that contain capers.

3. You get to act snobbish towards both the elitists and the philistines.

4. Two words: designer shoes

5. The wit is always sparkling and so is the apple cider.

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advice for robots
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kat's costume

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zgator
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indeed, having a civil for a father will cause ridicule enough.

At least his father can keep cells alive. The world's full of them. It can't be that hard.

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Jon Boy
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You know, Ralphie, the fact that you keep posting in my thread shows how much you really want to be my disciple. Don't be afraid to admit it.

Kat: Hey, I used to watch Darkwing Duck. *waxes nostalgic*

[ August 07, 2003, 04:38 PM: Message edited by: Jon Boy ]

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katharina
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afr: your costume zones in front of my costume for hours a day...

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celia60
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ouch! i guess i should expect you to play dirty.

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zgator
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I'm a dirt engineer. What did you expect?

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Jon Boy
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Okay, never mind. I officially want to be Kat's disciple.

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Kasie H
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Jon Boy's existence is a threat to my religion and my way of life.

*joins Zal's cult*

[Wink]

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zgator
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I think it would have been appropriate if afr had chosen the purple one for kat.

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Jon Boy
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Kasie:

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Kasie H
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Ooh, I can do that too! [Roll Eyes]

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celia60
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i guess i should expect you to play dirty.

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I'm a dirt engineer. What did you expect?

obviously, my statement went over your head. man, keeping you guys caught up is like a full time job. hey, zan, don't forget to breathe!

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Jon Boy
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Kasie, did you come in here just to insult me?

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saxon75
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For some reason a line from the movie High Strung keeps popping into my head: "I'd rather be dead!"

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katharina
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Okay, never mind. I officially want to be Kat's disciple.

Yay!

And yet... I feel you are fickle. What can you do to prove yourself? I don't often take on minions, you know.

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Mr.Funny
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You (grammar) nazi! Your evil grammarness will never overcome! NEVER!!!!!! WE WILL NEVER JOIN YOU!

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Jon Boy
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Fickle? My friends will tell you that I'm as loyal as the day is long. Ralphie fired me out of her own fickleness, but I trailed after celia like a lost puppy dog even after she tried to fire me. What more proof do you need?

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katharina
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But in this thread you did not heed her call. What does that mean?

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celia60
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that's true, he was even more loyal after i handed him his walking papers.

you have to be mean, though, kat. i've started being nice and now he's running off!

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Jon Boy
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Can't I be celia's minion and Kat's minion, while simultaneously having my own disciple(s)? (I can't help but notice that after sifting out all the insults and general mocking, there's only one actual sign-up.)

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advice for robots
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The purple one happens to be a boy (who carries a purse, but nevertheless...). Kat would have to be the red one or the yellow one (because she's a girrrl).

If Jon Boy is Kat's disciple, then does that make me Kat's grand-disciple?

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Kasie H
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No!!

I'm sorry, my first post was seriously meant as a joke. (Is that sentence oxymoronic?)

I just got ticked when you didn't take it that way.

I apologize.

*offers hand*

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