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ketchupqueen
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Three Jatraquero dreams that I absolutely refuse to share because they're rather embarassing. [Blushing] Well, actually, one was really embarassing. [Blushing]
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Really embarassing? Like you were having a wild romp with saxon75 and you accidentaly called him "Storm"?
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That happened to you too?

Hobbes [Smile]

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Kama
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and I didn't even have one embarrasing dream.

[Grumble]

[ April 17, 2005, 02:04 PM: Message edited by: Kama ]

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The really embarassing one was because of the, ah, circumstances in which I dreamed it... [Blushing]
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O_O
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Kama,
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and I didn't even have one embarrasing dream.
This doesn't surprise me. I imagine you handling almost any situation with aplomb and wit, must be part and parcel of your programming.
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twinky
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quote:
Three Jatraquero dreams that I absolutely refuse to share...
See, I think you secretly want to share them, otherwise you wouldn't have brought it up at all... [Razz]
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*agrees with twink*
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Orson Scott Card
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These dreams must be REALLY embarrassing, to be even MORE embarrassing than what we imagine when you tell us you had dreams too embarrassing to tell.

Of course, to keep anyone from even speculating, you could have refrained from telling us about your embarrassing dreams. So the obvious explanation is that, embarrassing as these dreams were, you're also rather proud of and fascinated by them, and wanted to make sure we knew you were having these suenos jatraquentes.

The worst thing is that now we shall all be having dreams about your dreams, in which we add ourselves to whatever weird fantasies you are playing out in your somnolent mind.

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::laughs::

Silly ketchupqueen, *every* Hatracker has had that dream about me. It's nothing to be ashamed of. But I'm sorry, it's not going to happen. I respect you and enjoy our friendship too much to let sex ruin it.

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I don't know, I tried to pry it out of her, and she was still less than forthcoming about the juicier details. [Frown]
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[ROFL]

OSC wins.

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If you didn't hear the "juicier" details, it must mean you heard some merely juicy details.

Out with it!

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Had I not been threatened with suffocation by jello, I'd be glad to divulge. [Monkeys]
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Suffocation by jello is the traditional punishment reserved for someone who uses the wrong fork to eat their salad in the presence of the Queen.
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That was before the Mormons adopted jello as their official food and execution tool.
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quote:
The really embarassing one was because of the, ah, circumstances in which I dreamed it...
You expect us to beleive you were asleep when you had this "dream"?
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romanylass, to be fair, I now know that I was pregnant when that one happened. [Frown]

And yes, I was asleep. And my husband is so sweet, he didn't even wake me up, although he did ask me about it later...

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The worst thing is that now we shall all be having dreams about your dreams, in which we add ourselves to whatever weird fantasies you are playing out in your somnolent mind.
I'm going to have to request that you all stay out of my dreams unless invited. Otherwise, I will have to make up some more jello.
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[Group Hug]

So, he doesn't wake you up? That happened to me once. "You didn't seem very interested last night,honey". "Eh? Interested in what?"

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oh! come on! tell us! pleeeeaaaaaseeeee????????
pretty please with a cherry on top???

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*arrives early for a second day of classes at Hatrack High*

*realizes that he has forgotten the combination to his locker*

*realizes that he has forgotten to put on clothing*

*remembers leaving his clothing in his locker*

*feels a strange and annoying breeze*

*attends his first period class with his legs tightly crossed*

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[Eek!] romanylass
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*shows up to take the final physics exam at Hatrack U*

*does not remember having attended this class during the semester*

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ketchupqueen
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I'm going to have to echo Dags on this one. [Eek!] romanylass

That wasn't quite the circumstances.

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skillery
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*kisses the pretty Jatraquera*

*feels prickly whiskers*

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Did you watch "House" this past Tuesday or something, DPR?
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quote:
*kisses the pretty Jatraquera*

*feels prickly whiskers*

Skillery, ummm... ? [Evil Laugh]
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skillery
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[Blushing]
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punwit
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Care to explain the prickly whiskers comment?
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skillery
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Um...

She was a he?

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[Wink] That's one possibility.

[ April 17, 2005, 06:19 PM: Message edited by: punwit ]

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*barges in on a Jatraquera having a whip cream bath*
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Now, hold on. What's wrong with a whipped cream bath? [Confused]
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absolutely nothing!

*fills tub*

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By definition it's cold - that's what's wrong with it.
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Is "house" a TV show?

No, that really happened to me.

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quote:
Is "house" a TV show?
Yes
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By definition it's cold - that's what's wrong with it.
Sometimes on a hot day, a cool bath feels really good.
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I can't imagine a whip cream bath not leading to a more steamy enterprise.
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That can be nice on a hot day, too. [Big Grin]
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I can't imagine a whip cream bath not leading to a more steamy enterprise.
Not feeling creative this evening ? Imagine your father there offering to scrub your back.

Still steamy ? [Evil]

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If I actually went to the effort to fill a tub with whip cream I can assure you I would be certain that no mother, father or any other non-essential personel (read no one but my intended partner) would be putting in an appearence.
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Well, that's pretty skinflinty if you ask me. . . of course, you didn't ask, but I thought I'd tell you anyhow . . .
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Ya know, I'm really afraid to ask too much more about this. [Razz]

-Trevor

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You'd take a whipped cream bath with a partner? Ewww. That would be no fun.
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[Confused] You said "with a partner?"
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Punwit would apparently take a whipped cream bath with a partner. I wouldn't. It would just be me, some strawberries-- maybe chocolate dipped-- and a big glass of ice water. Or maybe some hot chocolate.
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*waiting for someone to say something about onamism*
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