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scottneb
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posted April 13, 2005 04:17 PM
I'm in a fighting mood and apparently kat is too. Here goes: -I would never drink anything less than Whole milk, that wretched 1% is just water with friggin' white food coloring! And I hear that's what katharina drinks, wench!
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katharina
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posted April 13, 2005 04:18 PM
You're so wrong, sadly. It makes me weep. I drink nothing but skim.
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UofUlawguy
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posted April 13, 2005 04:18 PM
I'm here in support of kat. I only drink skim. I will, reluctantly, drink 1% in a pinch. 2% disgusts me, and I consider whole milk and buttermilk to be abominations.
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no. 6
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posted April 13, 2005 04:18 PM
What is 1% mild anyway? Someone who is only slightly mediocre?
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katharina
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posted April 13, 2005 04:18 PM
Yay! LawGuy is my second! I'll try to not to die in the duel, as a courtesy.
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Vána
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posted April 13, 2005 04:19 PM
Skim milk is the only way to go.
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scottneb
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posted April 13, 2005 04:20 PM
no. 6, your reading abilities are failing. I bet you drink skim as well!
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ElJay
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posted April 13, 2005 04:20 PM
And I wasted clotted cream on you two!?!? [ April 13, 2005, 04:20 PM: Message edited by: ElJay ]
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TomDavidson
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posted April 13, 2005 04:21 PM
For years, I drank skim milk. I then met my wife, who drank whole. We've compromised on 2%.
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UofUlawguy
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posted April 13, 2005 04:21 PM
Soy milk is only acceptable if it is chocolate.
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twinky
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posted April 13, 2005 04:21 PM
I drink skim as well. But I'm not drinking all that much milk these days. Only with cereal. OTOH, I get plenty of dairy through yogurt. (Either 1% or fat-free yogurt. Plain, always.) Edit: For cream, I make an exception and forget about my arteries. This is how I justify eating pavlova, for example. [ April 13, 2005, 04:22 PM: Message edited by: twinky ]
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scottneb
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posted April 13, 2005 04:21 PM
Whole Milk is God's equivilant to Super Unleaded.
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Vána
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posted April 13, 2005 04:22 PM
You don't drink clotted cream, ElJay! Completely different!
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Glaphyra the Righteous
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posted April 13, 2005 04:22 PM
Chocolate soy milk is pretty good. [ ] Um, I do enjoy a nip of Devonshire cream every now and then. The contrast to the smooth blandness of plain soy highlights the richness. Yeah. [ April 13, 2005, 04:23 PM: Message edited by: Glaphyra the Righteous ]
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no. 6
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posted April 13, 2005 04:22 PM
*doesn't drink mild* *er... milk*
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ketchupqueen
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posted April 13, 2005 04:22 PM
I like skim milk. Or buttermilk. Or real whipped cream or clotted cream. Or real butter. I can't eat too much dairy, though, or it irritates my IBS. Darn you all!
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scottneb
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posted April 13, 2005 04:23 PM
quote: Chocolate soy milk is pretty good. I drink soy in part so I can snarf my cream clotted. Stick to the ISSUES! There's an arguement at hand!
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zgator
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posted April 13, 2005 04:24 PM
Why would you bother drinking skim milk? It's like milk-flavored water. I bet you're the types that drink drink Coors Light beer. OK, probably not.
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scottneb
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posted April 13, 2005 04:25 PM
-2 Points for you.
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ElJay
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posted April 13, 2005 04:25 PM
*grin* I'm actually not in much of a fighting mood. And while I used to be a skim-only girl, I now vary my milk purchases with mood, following a complex system I can't really quantify. So *HUGS* to Vana and GtR, my clotted-cream buddies.
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scottneb
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posted April 13, 2005 04:25 PM
Alright, the mushy stuff is over. Fight!
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twinky
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posted April 13, 2005 04:26 PM
quote: Why would you bother drinking skim milk? It's like milk-flavored water. Um, for the calcium content? quote: I bet you're the types that drink drink Coors Light beer. My taste in beer, sir, is impeccable . I wish we still lived in a time when you could challenge a man to a duel!
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scottneb
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posted April 13, 2005 04:27 PM
More angry faces!!!
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katharina
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posted April 13, 2005 04:27 PM
Twinky, I'm appalled that you wish to return to such barbaric times. You should be thoroughly punished.
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scottneb
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posted April 13, 2005 04:28 PM
I heard ElJay is a post-whore! ...who drinks Whole Milk.
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no. 6
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posted April 13, 2005 04:28 PM
*takes pictures*
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zgator
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posted April 13, 2005 04:29 PM
quote: Um, for the calcium content? Calcium can be found in Florida orange juice. You don't need milk-like stuff. Hey twinky, have you ever had Unibroue? Good stuff!
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scottneb
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posted April 13, 2005 04:29 PM
*takes cameras*
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twinky
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posted April 13, 2005 04:29 PM
quote: Twinky, I'm appalled that you wish to return to such barbaric times. You should be thoroughly punished. That's it, pistols at dawn.
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ElJay
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posted April 13, 2005 04:29 PM
scottneb, did you have some fighting words in there somewhere? 'Cause I won't quibble with either of those statements.
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no. 6
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posted April 13, 2005 04:29 PM
*already downloaded*
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katharina
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posted April 13, 2005 04:30 PM
Behind the windmill. Wear comfortable clothes you can fall in. [ April 13, 2005, 04:31 PM: Message edited by: katharina ]
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scottneb
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posted April 13, 2005 04:30 PM
...well then, your mom's a post-whore!
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zgator
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posted April 13, 2005 04:31 PM
quote: Twinky, I'm appalled that you wish to return to such barbaric times. You should be thoroughly punished. Darn it, I will not have a woman get in the way of a duel. Get behind me woman.
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no. 6
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posted April 13, 2005 04:31 PM
You know my mother, then?
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ElJay
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posted April 13, 2005 04:32 PM
You kidding? She's got less than 100 posts! You'll have to be more credible than that. *tsk*
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katharina
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posted April 13, 2005 04:32 PM
*polishes tiny silver something with "Katie" engraved on the handle* zgator, you messed with a Texan. A mistake you won't have long to regret. [ April 13, 2005, 04:33 PM: Message edited by: katharina ]
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scottneb
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posted April 13, 2005 04:32 PM
That was meant for ElJay, but yeah I'll stick with that, yours too!
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ElJay
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posted April 13, 2005 04:33 PM
no. 6, shhh, he's talking to me.
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no. 6
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posted April 13, 2005 04:34 PM
Oh, well, then carry on murdering each other. *now realizes what happens when a new moderator comes in* *listens to the Who*
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scottneb
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posted April 13, 2005 04:34 PM
As a courtesy, I'll make a blanket statement: Every mother of every person on this board is a post-whore!
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Teshi
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posted April 13, 2005 04:35 PM
I drink whole because I was brought up on it. However, I am quite happy with 2%. 1%/Skim- they taste like water! And duels are dumb. Especially with pistols. What kind of a fight is that, one shot and that's it. What skill is that supposed to be testing other than the ability to move your arm and finger quickly!?
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zgator
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posted April 13, 2005 04:35 PM
quote: *polishes tiny silver something with "Katie" engraved on the handle* What, your pocket knife that airport security doesn't even care about?
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ElJay
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posted April 13, 2005 04:36 PM
Nonono, twinky, kat, and zgator are murdering each other. scottneb is trying to insult me, and doing a rather poor job of it. If you can't keep up, take notes!
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scottneb
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posted April 13, 2005 04:37 PM
I don't need to take notes! I started this thread, I'm invinsible!
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